2013-02-15 Drucifer85 is a Level 55 chat jerk playing on the 0 tables. He is still a chat jerk just as he was when he was modded and lost chat privileges years ago (quoting the mod: "Extremely rude and condescending player. Once week ban on chat."). Drucifer85 is a chat jerk but of the not-very-interesting variety due to his low intelligence and lack of education. If he would read one book in his life he might both grow up and be able to chat in a more intelligent and interesting way. There is zero chance of Drucifer85 ever reading a book. The half-wit chat jerks have nothing to worry about; Drucifer85 will not overtake them. He is about a quarter-wit. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. ++++++++++ + +++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ emk: flag teal ---------- Drucifer85: flag teal ---------- Drucifer85: gg green ---------- Drucifer85: play like a noob...die like one ########## [Note: Drucifer85 being Drucifer85.] ---------- emk: mmhmm ---------- 3.14159: Extremely rude and condescending player. Once week ban on chat. -- some people never change ---------- Drucifer85: flag blue/brown/etc ---------- emk: flag brown ---------- Tjes: ok ty ---------- Drucifer85: a baby who wants everyone to think like him. because he can't understand more than one way of looking at things, when someone acts in a way he wouldn't, they appear to him not only wrong but also hypocritical. grow the fuck up. ---------- Drucifer85: Ooh copy paste is fun huh ---------- Drucifer85: dumbass ########## [Note: "Dumbass" passes for wit in Drucifer85's family.] ---------- 3.14159: fun AND informative ---------- Drucifer85: As are yours. ---------- 3.14159: you are immature and i quote from your modded past ---------- Drucifer85: Whiney little girl. lol <---I liked that one ---------- 3.14159: but you haven't changed ---------- Drucifer85: Squat in your corner little one ---------- 3.14159: you are an obnoxious chat jerk, Dru ---------- carlosjesus: flag capt ---------- Drucifer85: That's hurtful, I might just cry ########## [Note: Now Drucifer85 is sulking.] ---------- Capt_Cracker: k ---------- 3.14159: uh, flag teal ---------- Drucifer85: chat jerks deserve nothing but their own words in their reviews <---lol stealing words from your reviews ---------- 3.14159: i know i am a threat to you teal, but really ---------- Capt_Cracker: what else have I got to do? [Note: He is teal.] ---------- Capt_Cracker: fine, I'll sit here and pretend to play. ---------- 3.14159: steal away, Dru--i am proud of everything i write--you are not ---------- Capt_Cracker: wee ---------- Drucifer85: That was stolen from your own review, lol....try reading ---------- 3.14159: my motto: when 1st is in hand leave everyone alone... ---------- 3.14159: unless attacked or stalemate ---------- 3.14159: you are not very bright, Dru ---------- 3.14159: that is okay--most chat jerks like you are not very bright ---------- 3.14159: you are just sub-normally bright even for a chat jerk ---------- ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ [Note: Drucifer85 has dozens of names, no doubt, since he is a chat jerk and they are always changing names. I have only two names, and I never use the old one anymore, but here is my old review of Drucifer85 from January 2011. Drucifer85 is STILL the same chat jerk today as he was then.] ---------- 2011-01-11 Drucifer85 gives up? Already? Here is the chat from a game within an hour of the first chat posted. ............... oakcliff: drucifer85 gives up? [Drucifer85 wasn't putting anything in chat.]............... oakcliff: who would have thunk it............... oakcliff: maybe his web boy phase passed quickly............... Vaginal Worms: lol or maybe his dog anal fetish spiralled out of control............... Drucifer85: lol [Drucifer85 wakes up and posts to chat when I fail in my attack on him with something like 5v4 or 5v3.]............... Vaginal Worms: just want 6th............... oakcliff: drucifer is alive!............... Vaginal Worms: and more perverted than ever before............... oakcliff: his silence is so weird--just a little while ago he was ranting and raving............... Vaginal Worms: about dog fucking?............... oakcliff: drucifer? are you there? speak up............... Vaginal Worms: flag reddy red [Drucifer85 is reddy red.]............... oakcliff: the last stuff of yours was pretty sad for a web boy............... Drucifer85: Fuck yourself with vaginal worms, yell............... Vaginal Worms: teal dude i flagged............... oakcliff: he speaks!............... Vaginal Worms: at least the dog fucker took oakcliff out first............... Drucifer85: flag brown............... Vaginal Worms: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetard............... kokrates: ok red............... Drucifer85: ty............... oakcliff: okay, ready for more drucifer............... oakcliff: what you got?............... Vaginal Worms: lets pursue him............... kokrates: ok teal............... ChaosSlug: yo............... kokrates: hmm............... kokrates: i'll take second............... Drucifer85: don't flag............... Butters?: yo yo............... ChaosSlug: k............... Drucifer85: whatev, 3rd up............... oakcliff: call brown a name, drucifer............... oakcliff: booooo............... oakcliff: pitiful............... oakcliff: nothing............... Butters?: fight for 3rd?............... oakcliff: what a fail............... oakcliff: i'll go with what little you gave us............... kokrates: dude i had to flag............... oakcliff: say something worth posting............... oakcliff: the last stuff of yours was pretty sad for a web boy ++++++ ++++ I know web boys are mentally limited, but Drucifer85 is making even web boys look bad--he barely raved at all this game. ++++++++++ 2011- 01-11 Drucifer85 and Kutlulos speak! Drucifer85 is green; Kutlulos is red; bluff or not? was teal; I, oakcliff, am yellow. ............... Kutlulos: nice reviews drucifer :)............... Drucifer85: I know right............... bluff or not?: pga won............... Kutlulos: lol............... Kutlulos: flag green............... Kutlulos: gg............... Drucifer85: ty............... Drucifer85: well tried clearing up the islands, lol............... Kutlulos: np............... Drucifer85: there go............... Kutlulos: thnx............... Drucifer85: bye teal............... bluff or not?: you wont win yellow the pga build too much............... Drucifer85: lmao............... Kutlulos: dude stfu............... oakcliff: i know--i'm watching tv............... Kutlulos: probably kiddy porn.. ............... bluff or not?: lol mad cuz people know u pga............... Drucifer85: nope, laughing at idiocy............... Kutlulos: yup............... oakcliff: be sure to leave a review--cut and paste the chat............... Kutlulos: lol............... Kutlulos: you go girls............... bluff or not?: green has been baned for being rude............... Kutlulos: couldn't care less............... ##########Drucifer85: Yup. So fuck off bitch :)............... oakcliff: we know, we know oakcliff: there are many of you web boys on KDice............... Drucifer85: Only the most pathetic people claim PGA................ oakcliff: you are nothing new or special............... Drucifer85: He flagged when I had him outstacked................ oakcliff: just the regular trash we have to live with............... Kutlulos: only the people who are too stupid to play claim pga*............... Drucifer85: Lol............... oakcliff: you may or may not be pga--i don't know............... Kutlulos: we're definitly not............... bluff or not?: lol check tehre reveiws............... bluff or not?: there*............... oakcliff: but pga isn't the only way to ruin kdice for others............... Drucifer85: Their*............... bluff or not?: both have people calling them pga............... Kutlulos: go cry to your mom............... ##########Kutlulos: caus i really don't give a fuck............... bluff or not?: naa u go cry to her............... Drucifer85: I called you a bitch. It must be true............... oakcliff: be sure to leave a review with the chat............... bluff or not?: i did............... Kutlulos: want some more words to copy past?............... bluff or not?: i always leave reveiws =)............... ##########Drucifer85: Copy and paste my dick in your mouth............... Kutlulos: word!............... oakcliff: anything else?............... oakcliff: got more?............... oakcliff: or is that it?............... Drucifer85: Yep............... bluff or not?: lol just becuase you like men dosent mean i do............... oakcliff: worried about a ban............... oakcliff: ?............... Drucifer85: No............... Kutlulos: not at all............... oakcliff: good! keep it coming then............... Kutlulos: unlike you kdice isn't my life............... ##########Drucifer85: People as pathetic as you are fucking retarded little cry babies ##########Drucifer85: Whine more, pussy cunt............... oakcliff: more!............... Drucifer85 has left [That is all Drucifer85 had? Pathetic even for a web boy.]............... oakcliff: keep going!............... oakcliff: come on!............... oakcliff: what you got?............... oakcliff: nothing?............... Kutlulos: hahaha:D............... Kutlulos: you made my day............... Kutlulos: really............... Kutlulos: funny............... oakcliff: and you made mine!............... oakcliff: thanks!............... Kutlulos: np............... Kutlulos: yw............... oakcliff: that's it?............... oakcliff: you done?............... Kutlulos: dude.. ............... oakcliff: kutlulos stopped short of fulfillment............... oakcliff: dude--finish me off............... Kutlulos: got nothing else to do?............... oakcliff: and wipe me up............... Kutlulos: why the fuck would i.. ............... oakcliff: you like it!............... oakcliff: it IS you............... Kutlulos: I'm not going to disturb you're pleasure.. ............... Kutlulos: I'm out............... Kutlulos: peace!............... oakcliff: of course............... oakcliff: pathetic ++++++++++ Even by the low standards of the other web boys, Drucifer85 and Kutlulos are pathetic. That was the worst web boy speak I've seen in the last three months.

Hi 3.14159 (Pi Guy).

This guy is going to be a mass murderer one day. He spends a shit load of time writing reviews on people, and he really might have something wrong with him. :\

2011-06-27 salim reviewed me: "oakcliff, please have a look at your reviews. I agree that pissed off people usually write reviews and you don't expect to see many positive reviews on anyone's profile, but I really couldn't find a single positive review about you. Assuming I am totally stupid, chat jerk, web boy, or whatever you want to call the people that you don't like, one thing is for sure: no one likes your sinfully long essays. People do not have time for it. Please, I beg you, get a life." salim begs now?! My how the worm turns, but he can beg better than that. He should use the same intensity of feeling he uses when being a chat jerk and web boy (see below). It is great to see salim trying SO hard to act the opposite of his original behavior (see below again); my work is having salutary affect! Before I called him out, salim was all 'f*ck' this and 'motherf*cker' that. Now? He is sweet and benign and cares for others. See? My pointing out salim's acting wrong is making him act right. Hurrah for civilized behavior! By the way, Dear Readers, which is more 'sinful': my reviews (which salim writes are "sinfully long") or salim's original chat behavior? Still, it is good to see salim's thoughts turn toward sin if he truly wants to repent. ++++++++++ 2011-06-20 salim reviewed me: "get a life" salim is in recovery! Earlier in the day salim said, "Now you're worrying me." Later on the same day, salim is back to, "get a life." Don't you think, Dear Reader, that salim was only pretending to worry? salim's vanity will not allow him to worry--it causes "worry lines" on his face and salim will not stand for that. Other chat jerks may look mean or tough or haggard; salim wants to remain the baby-faced chat jerk. ++++++++++ 2011-06-20 salim reviewed me: "Now you're worrying me. Getting a life is not enough for you now. My suggestion for you is to visit a psychologist. Other people had other interesting suggestions, take them into account. For instance 'iWeen' suggests you to do some sports. Or 'phidan' said your stupidity is entertaining, try entertainment business. In addition to suggestions to you, I will now contact KDICE administrators and suggest them limit the character allowed for a review or they will need to face server down-times because of your severe interest in copy-modify-paste. Finally, as usual I need to give you one last suggestion: get a life." Yes, I am sure I am "worrying" salim. Why would salim lie like that? In order to try to claim the high ground--a switch indeed from the low ground he usually occupies. My favorite part, Dear Readers: "I will now contact KDICE adminstrators and suggest them [SIC--he meant "they"] limit the character [SIC--he meant "characters"] allowed for a review" etc. salim's concern for me and for the Kdice servers would be touching if it were real and if he weren't a web boy and chat jerk just trying to stay afloat in this "conversation" that is too deep for him. salim's admonition to "get a life" should FIRST apply to web boys and chat jerks who have nothing better to do than foul the Kdice web site. When THEY stop, I will stop because I will have nothing to do--except play Kdice. ++++++++++ 2011-06-08 salim reviewed me: "get a life." salim also reviewed himself: "oakcliff you need to get a life." Typical chat jerk thinking. salim HATES having his words posted for everyone to see so of course to HIM it is a waste of time. To civilized, honorable people, defending good manners and honor are NOT a waste of time. The garbage thinks it is a waste of time to collect the garbage, but the people who would otherwise be overrun by garbage LIKE the fact that the garbage gets picked up and taken to the dump on a regular basis. They don't see it as a waste of time, Dear Readers. ++++++++++ 2011-06-08 salim is a chat jerk and web boy, but mostly a chat jerk. The web boy stuff doesn't constitute even one-third of his chat with me. Here is the chat--verbatim as always, Dear Readers. In the first game, salim is blue and I am purple. In the second game, salim is blue and I am not playing. ++++++++++ [Note: The start of all this is green continuing to fight when it is clear he has lost and he is not improving his rank.] ............... OneTrueBushido: what a pain green. ............... salim: agreed ............... neutraI: yeah, green is kind of a loose cannon ............... oakcliff: no, green is playing the hand that was dealt him ............... elzacho13: ^^^ [Note: elzacho13 is green.] ............... oakcliff: you guys want him to quit because it would be easier for you ............... OneTrueBushido: well yeah ............... salim: and you are? ............... oakcliff: blue would like ME to quit rather than fight him ............... salim: i really dont care ########## [Note: Oh, how salim would like us to believe that, but it clearly is not true.] ............... OneTrueBushido: I would rather you all quit and I win ............... OneTrueBushido: but hey. ............... salim: specially about u now ............... salim: if i were u i would flag earlier [Note: salim is saying everyone should flag early and often to obtain the highest rank possible. He isn't describing how HE plays; he is saying that is how EVERYONE should play.] ............... salim: and do much better than 5th ............... oakcliff: go on and flag NOW blue if you want to ............... salim: i cant do it purp, yet ............... salim: i want 6th ............... neutraI: lol ............... elzacho13: HAHA ............... salim: flag teal ............... oakcliff: about that 6th [Note: I just successfully cut salim in half at a choke point. salim had a good chance to take 1st until I cut him; he flagged for2nd a few turns after my cut.] ............... neutraI: purple just royally screwed you ............... neutraI: k ............... salim: i know ............... salim: its fine with me ########## [Note: Oh, how salim would like us to believe that, but it is clearly not true.] ............... salim: that's the way green plays it ............... oakcliff: exactly--NOW you get it blue ............... salim: annoying way ............... oakcliff: the game is the game ............... oakcliff: no, we play what we can play ............... salim: u dont get shit and u dont let others get shit ########## [Note: "let others"? I prefer not to do interior decorating in Kdice; I prefer to fight it out. salim can play the interior decorator way; that is fine.] ............... oakcliff: YOU want it to be the other way ............... salim: yea, if i get a chance to rape u and ur family in real life, i will do so ########## [Note: salim can't stop himself and he HATES it that he lost it right here, that he showed how much he DOES care about it. "RAPE U AND UR FAMILY"? From salim who said 'i really don't care' and 'its fine with me'. Really? He seems VERY upset by it; sociopathic even--if his words meant anything.] ............... neutraI: lol ............... oakcliff: you just had the bad luck to be next to someone who doesn't quit ............... salim: because i have penis and technically i CAN ............... salim: annoying fuck ########## ............... oakcliff: salim, got anything beyond web boy stuff ............... oakcliff: ? ............... OneTrueBushido: fisticuffs teal! [Note: The game is still going on while salim and I chat.] ............... neutraI: bring it ............... oakcliff: salim i a typical web boy and chat jerk ............... oakcliff: they are less than 5% of kdicers thankfully ............... OneTrueBushido: fisticuffs blue! ............... salim: only talk when ur suposed to and ur not grey [Note: Oh, dear. salim DOES seem to care.] ............... salim: and for now plz shut up and dont spam ............... oakcliff: another web boy and chat jerk thing--only HE gets to talk and be a jerk ............... OneTrueBushido: gg ............... oakcliff: gg ............... salim: gg ............... salim: oakliff, why dont u write me a review? ########## [Note: Well, since salim asked so nicely....] ............... oakcliff: check your reviews later, salim ............... neutraI: gg ............... salim: liek any other pissed motherfucker? ########## ............... oakcliff: i will, i will ............... OneTrueBushido: haha ............... oakcliff: i am not pissed--we will always have guys like you around ............... salim: and u can sit to revenge ............... oakcliff: you are like all the other garbage ............... salim: yea i know ............... salim: im not unique ............... oakcliff: just have to clean it up ............... oakcliff: on an ongoing basis ............... salim: do me a favor ............... salim: shut ur big mouth ............... salim: omg ............... salim: aragon is here ............... salim: hail to the king ............... aplan4you: lol ............... OneTrueBushido: the king has returned! ............... aplan4you: return of the king ............... salim: oh yea, flag purp lol ............... OneTrueBushido: HAHA ............... oakcliff: salim, even for a web boy and chat jerk you are not very interesting ............... aplan4you: LOL All flag me now! ............... salim: are u dont oakcliff? ............... OneTrueBushido: lmfao ............... oakcliff: do you mean "done"? ............... salim: yea ............... salim: typo ............... salim: thanks for correcting ............... oakcliff: sure, no problem ............... aplan4you: actually I just lost ............... salim: i love u grey ########## [Note: By "grey," salim means me, oakcliff, because I am not playing in this game.] ............... aplan4you: Horrible start positions ............... oakcliff: we tolerate you, salim ............... salim: u just need to grow up quicker, use some hormones ............... oakcliff: what else can we do? ............... oakcliff: another web boy and chat jerk thing--"grow up, dude" ............... salim: lol ............... salim: i love u ########## ............... oakcliff: THEY get to be web boys and chat jerks, but WE have to be nice to them ............... salim: infinitely ............... salim: i would sleep with u ............... salim: no kidding ............... OneTrueBushido: I couldn't be in a worse position ............... salim: u could be in my position ............... oakcliff: oh yes you could--you could be salim ............... OneTrueBushido: zing! ............... salim: oh for fuck sake, greys are not playing, they dont have balls to play ............... aplan4you: red you got to connect ............... aplan4you: no other way ............... oakcliff: i don't believe Salim is from Canada--Canadians are nice and polite ............... salim: aragon, how can he connect? ............... salim: aaaaaaaaaaaaah ............... salim: someone shut this guy's mouth ########## ............... aplan4you: red you could have the whole north ............... aplan4you: go thru teals one stack ............... oakcliff: salim, in the previous game you whined that green and i did not quit when we couldn't win--hypocrite that YOU are, you are now sticking around for no reason ............... OneTrueBushido: fuck away! ............... salim: red is conservative ............... OneTrueBushido: shiiiiiiz ............... oakcliff: salim, trying to get revenge on yellow? ............... aplan4you: red has the connect ............... OneTrueBushido: not anymore ............... OneTrueBushido: :) ............... oakcliff: why don't you quit, salim? ............... salim: yellow wasnt even playing ............... salim: was he? ............... salim: i dont keep track of my game history ............... salim: i just remember jerks, like u oakcliff ............... oakcliff: see? chat jerks ALWAYS have the right to do what they want and YOU don't ............... oakcliff: most of them are hypocrites--like salim ............... OneTrueBushido: I got this ............... aplan4you: all yours yellow go for it ............... salim: is there any command i can use to ignore you? ............... salim: flag yellow ............... Secret: k ............... oakcliff: yes, salim, there is a "mute" command that you won't use ............... salim: leave brown to me plz ............... oakcliff: you HAVE to know what i am saying from now on ............... salim: mute oakcliff ............... salim: like this? ............... oakcliff: nope ............... aplan4you: flag yellow as well ............... Secret: k ............... salim: aragon, what do we do then? ............... aplan4you: onlychance i have ............... salim: should i speak elvish to u? ............... oakcliff: see? in the last game salim insisted that everyone who had no chance to win should quit--NOW he sticks around for no reason--hypocrisy thy name is salim ............... salim: omg ............... OneTrueBushido: oak, you are der ubertroll :D ............... salim: does anyone know how mute works? ............... oakcliff: red, only to chat jerks and web boys ............... OneTrueBushido: twas a pleasure to die by thy sword my king ............... salim: how much spare time do u have oakcliff? ............... aplan4you: LOL ............... Secret: put it up pls purp ............... Secret: ty ............... aplan4you: oops sorry yellow ............... oakcliff: ANOTHER web boy thing--"get a life, dude" ............... salim: purp has 2?! ............... oakcliff: chat jerks and web boys like salim HATE having their rude behavior pointed out ............... salim: thank you grey ............... salim: i will take ur kind words into consideration ............... salim: and correct myself ............... salim: from this moment on ............... oakcliff: they whine, "why can't i be a jerk and you NOT be a jerk?" ............... salim: aragon is back ............... aplan4you: Return of the King! ............... Secret: ... ............... oakcliff: look at salim sticking around for no reason ............... salim: let's bow ............... oakcliff: just as he complained about green and I doing in the last game ............... salim: i have a reason, to read ur beautiful comments ............... aplan4you: yellow build up i case i need you ............... Secret: k ............... salim: im not annoying others by randomly attacking them [Note: "[R]andomly"? Again, we want to fight the fight, but we can only attack those next to us.] ............... Secret: but that looks good ............... salim: im not fucking with people ########## [Note: salim discount to zero the "f*cking with people" value of being a chat jerk.] ............... oakcliff: why are you sticking around then, salim? ............... salim: after im done with my game, i dont sit for another hour talking about the previous one ............... salim: im playing the game ............... salim: u are the one wasting ur time ............... oakcliff: no, this is useful... ............... salim: good ............... salim: i found the command ............... oakcliff: chat jerks and web boys need the public scorn that they deserve ............... salim: starts with slash (/) ............... salim: anything u'd like to say grey? ............... aplan4you: ouch ............... [Note: My Internet connection failed at this point. This happens from time to time. Have to reboot the router. salim was offline by the time I got back to Kdice.] 2011-06-08 salim is a chat jerk and web boy, but mostly a chat jerk. The web boy stuff doesn't constitute even one-third of his chat with me. Here is the chat--verbatim as always. In the first game, salim is blue and I am purple. In the second game, salim is blue and I am not playing. ++++++++++ [Note: The start of all this is green continuing to fight when it is clear he has lost and he is not improving his rank.] ............... OneTrueBushido: what a pain green. ............... salim: agreed ............... neutraI: yeah, green is kind of a loose cannon ............... oakcliff: no, green is playing the hand that was dealt him ............... elzacho13: ^^^ [Note: elzacho13 is green.] ............... oakcliff: you guys want him to quit because it would be easier for you ............... OneTrueBushido: well yeah ............... salim: and you are? ............... oakcliff: blue would like ME to quit rather than fight him ............... salim: i really dont care ########## [Note: Oh, how salim would like us to believe that, but it clearly is not true.] ............... OneTrueBushido: I would rather you all quit and I win ............... OneTrueBushido: but hey. ............... salim: specially about u now ............... salim: if i were u i would flag earlier [Note: salim is saying everyone should flag early and often to obtain the highest rank possible. He isn't describing how HE plays; he is saying that is how EVERYONE should play.] ............... salim: and do much better than 5th ............... oakcliff: go on and flag NOW blue if you want to ............... salim: i cant do it purp, yet ............... salim: i want 6th ............... neutraI: lol ............... elzacho13: HAHA ............... salim: flag teal ............... oakcliff: about that 6th [Note: I just successfully cut salim in half at a choke point. salim had a good chance to take 1st until I cut him; he flagged for2nd a few turns after my cut.] ............... neutraI: purple just royally screwed you ............... neutraI: k ............... salim: i know ............... salim: its fine with me ########## [Note: Oh, how salim would like us to believe that, but it is clearly not true.] ............... salim: that's the way green plays it ............... oakcliff: exactly--NOW you get it blue ............... salim: annoying way ............... oakcliff: the game is the game ............... oakcliff: no, we play what we can play ............... salim: u dont get shit and u dont let others get shit ########## [Note: "let others"? I prefer not to do interior decorating in Kdice; I prefer to fight it out. salim can play the interior decorator way; that is fine.] ............... oakcliff: YOU want it to be the other way ............... salim: yea, if i get a chance to rape u and ur family in real life, i will do so ########## [Note: salim can't stop himself and he HATES it that he lost it right here, that he showed how much he DOES care about it. "RAPE U AND UR FAMILY"? From salim who said 'i really don't care' and 'its fine with me'. Really? He seems VERY upset by it; sociopathic even--if his words meant anything.] ............... neutraI: lol ............... oakcliff: you just had the bad luck to be next to someone who doesn't quit ............... salim: because i have penis and technically i CAN ............... salim: annoying fuck ########## ............... oakcliff: salim, got anything beyond web boy stuff ............... oakcliff: ? ............... OneTrueBushido: fisticuffs teal! [Note: The game is still going on while salim and I chat.] ............... neutraI: bring it ............... oakcliff: salim i a typical web boy and chat jerk ............... oakcliff: they are less than 5% of kdicers thankfully ............... OneTrueBushido: fisticuffs blue! ............... salim: only talk when ur suposed to and ur not grey [Note: Oh, dear. salim DOES seem to care.] ............... salim: and for now plz shut up and dont spam ............... oakcliff: another web boy and chat jerk thing--only HE gets to talk and be a jerk ............... OneTrueBushido: gg ............... oakcliff: gg ............... salim: gg ............... salim: oakliff, why dont u write me a review? ########## [Note: Well, since salim asked so nicely....] ............... oakcliff: check your reviews later, salim ............... neutraI: gg ............... salim: liek any other pissed motherfucker? ########## ............... oakcliff: i will, i will ............... OneTrueBushido: haha ............... oakcliff: i am not pissed--we will always have guys like you around ............... salim: and u can sit to revenge ............... oakcliff: you are like all the other garbage ............... salim: yea i know ............... salim: im not unique ............... oakcliff: just have to clean it up ............... oakcliff: on an ongoing basis ............... salim: do me a favor ............... salim: shut ur big mouth ............... salim: omg ............... salim: aragon is here ............... salim: hail to the king ............... aplan4you: lol ............... OneTrueBushido: the king has returned! ............... aplan4you: return of the king ............... salim: oh yea, flag purp lol ............... OneTrueBushido: HAHA ............... oakcliff: salim, even for a web boy and chat jerk you are not very interesting ............... aplan4you: LOL All flag me now! ............... salim: are u dont oakcliff? ............... OneTrueBushido: lmfao ............... oakcliff: do you mean "done"? ............... salim: yea ............... salim: typo ............... salim: thanks for correcting ............... oakcliff: sure, no problem ............... aplan4you: actually I just lost ............... salim: i love u grey ########## [Note: By "grey," salim means me, oakcliff, because I am not playing in this game.] ............... aplan4you: Horrible start positions ............... oakcliff: we tolerate you, salim ............... salim: u just need to grow up quicker, use some hormones ............... oakcliff: what else can we do? ............... oakcliff: another web boy and chat jerk thing--"grow up, dude" ............... salim: lol ............... salim: i love u ########## ............... oakcliff: THEY get to be web boys and chat jerks, but WE have to be nice to them ............... salim: infinitely ............... salim: i would sleep with u ............... salim: no kidding ............... OneTrueBushido: I couldn't be in a worse position ............... salim: u could be in my position ............... oakcliff: oh yes you could--you could be salim ............... OneTrueBushido: zing! ............... salim: oh for fuck sake, greys are not playing, they dont have balls to play ............... aplan4you: red you got to connect ............... aplan4you: no other way ............... oakcliff: i don't believe Salim is from Canada--Canadians are nice and polite ............... salim: aragon, how can he connect? ............... salim: aaaaaaaaaaaaah ............... salim: someone shut this guy's mouth ########## ............... aplan4you: red you could have the whole north ............... aplan4you: go thru teals one stack ............... oakcliff: salim, in the previous game you whined that green and i did not quit when we couldn't win--hypocrite that YOU are, you are now sticking around for no reason ............... OneTrueBushido: fuck away! ............... salim: red is conservative ............... OneTrueBushido: shiiiiiiz ............... oakcliff: salim, trying to get revenge on yellow? ............... aplan4you: red has the connect ............... OneTrueBushido: not anymore ............... OneTrueBushido: :) ............... oakcliff: why don't you quit, salim? ............... salim: yellow wasnt even playing ............... salim: was he? ............... salim: i dont keep track of my game history ............... salim: i just remember jerks, like u oakcliff ............... oakcliff: see? chat jerks ALWAYS have the right to do what they want and YOU don't ............... oakcliff: most of them are hypocrites--like salim ............... OneTrueBushido: I got this ............... aplan4you: all yours yellow go for it ............... salim: is there any command i can use to ignore you? ............... salim: flag yellow ............... Secret: k ............... oakcliff: yes, salim, there is a "mute" command that you won't use ............... salim: leave brown to me plz ............... oakcliff: you HAVE to know what i am saying from now on ............... salim: mute oakcliff ............... salim: like this? ............... oakcliff: nope ............... aplan4you: flag yellow as well ............... Secret: k ............... salim: aragon, what do we do then? ............... aplan4you: onlychance i have ............... salim: should i speak elvish to u? ............... oakcliff: see? in the last game salim insisted that everyone who had no chance to win should quit--NOW he sticks around for no reason--hypocrisy thy name is salim ............... salim: omg ............... OneTrueBushido: oak, you are der ubertroll :D ............... salim: does anyone know how mute works? ............... oakcliff: red, only to chat jerks and web boys ............... OneTrueBushido: twas a pleasure to die by thy sword my king ............... salim: how much spare time do u have oakcliff? ............... aplan4you: LOL ............... Secret: put it up pls purp ............... Secret: ty ............... aplan4you: oops sorry yellow ............... oakcliff: ANOTHER web boy thing--"get a life, dude" ............... salim: purp has 2?! ............... oakcliff: chat jerks and web boys like salim HATE having their rude behavior pointed out ............... salim: thank you grey ............... salim: i will take ur kind words into consideration ............... salim: and correct myself ............... salim: from this moment on ............... oakcliff: they whine, "why can't i be a jerk and you NOT be a jerk?" ............... salim: aragon is back ............... aplan4you: Return of the King! ............... Secret: ... ............... oakcliff: look at salim sticking around for no reason ............... salim: let's bow ............... oakcliff: just as he complained about green and I doing in the last game ............... salim: i have a reason, to read ur beautiful comments ............... aplan4you: yellow build up i case i need you ............... Secret: k ............... salim: im not annoying others by randomly attacking them [Note: "[R]andomly"? Again, we want to fight the fight, but we can only attack those next to us.] ............... Secret: but that looks good ............... salim: im not fucking with people ########## [Note: salim discount to zero the "f*cking with people" value of being a chat jerk.] ............... oakcliff: why are you sticking around then, salim? ............... salim: after im done with my game, i dont sit for another hour talking about the previous one ............... salim: im playing the game ............... salim: u are the one wasting ur time ............... oakcliff: no, this is useful... ............... salim: good ............... salim: i found the command ............... oakcliff: chat jerks and web boys need the public scorn that they deserve ............... salim: starts with slash (/) ............... salim: anything u'd like to say grey? ............... aplan4you: ouch ............... [Note: My Internet connection failed at this point. This happens from time to time. Have to reboot the router. salim was offline by the time I got back to Kdice.] ++++++++++ Note: salim did NOT mute me, just as I said he would not and salim said he would. If he had, I would not have been able to leave this review at this time. So salim now knows how to MUTE but chooses not to. Very revealing, don't you think Dear Readers?

you fail at life u miserable bastard drunksamurai on Saturday August 6, 2011

you fail at life u miserable bastard

honestly I enjoy reading your essays, I wish I could meet you playing. Cheers

lol

you're psycho analyze of me tell's me that you were offended by my: you talk to much, comment :P it amazes me that you put SOO much time in writing fake reviews that is tl;dr andyway, but whatever makes you feel better, right?

oakcliff, please have a look at your reviews. I agree that pissed off people usually write reviews and you don't expect to see many positive reviews on anyone's profile, but I really couldn't find a single positive review about you. Assuming I am totally stupid, chat jerk, web boy, or whatever you want to call the people that you don't like, one thing is for sure: no one likes your sinfully long essays. People do not have time for it. Please, I beg you, get a life.