Nice flop :)
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8d, 8h]
sofoklo raises $8,000
Saint11 folds
Saint11 stands up
Mikk folds
Deucem calls
flo-flo folds
mark07 folds
dolfin folds
Gargamel folds
Dealing flop: [8s, 8c, Kc]
sofoklo bets $11,000
Deucem calls
Dealing turn: [Td]
flo-flo stands up
sllabymkcus takes a seat
sofoklo bets $24,000
Deucem calls
Dealing river: [5c]
sofoklo bets $56,000
Deucem calls
Deucem shows [8d, 8h] for four eights
sofoklo shows [Ad, Ah] for two pair, Aces and eights
Deucem wins main pot $201,500
sofoklo stands up

How likely is that?

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qh, Ts]
gtg calls
Deucem raises $400
izik52 folds
mastr QI calls
ramonfaur calls
gtg calls
Dealing flop: [Qc, Th, Qd]
mastr QI checks
ramonfaur folds
gtg checks
Deucem checks
Dealing turn: [9s]
mastr QI checks
gtg checks
Deucem checks
Dealing river: [9d]
brule takes a seat
mastr QI bets $1,000
gtg folds
Deucem raises $4,000
mastr QI raises $9,200
Deucem raises $38,400
mastr QI calls
mastr QI shows [Tc, Qs] for a full house, Queens full of tens
Deucem shows [Qh, Ts] for a full house, Queens full of tens
mastr QI wins main pot $20,400
Deucem wins main pot $20,400
Deucem wins side pot $22,800

Bad break:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Tc, 6c]
gladio takes a seat
gladio sits out
Deucem calls
gladio sits in
linka80 folds
Big Bob folds
wingman1 folds
Gliss raises $500
***Insane*** folds
Deucem calls
Dealing flop: [Ts, Td, Jc]
Gliss bets $400
Deucem raises $800
Gliss raises $14,400
Deucem calls
Dealing turn: [8c]
Dealing river: [Kc]
Deucem shows [Tc, 6c] for a flush King high
Gliss shows [6d, Th] for three tens
Deucem wins main pot $31,000
Gliss stands up
Gliss takes a seat

Nasty:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [5s, 5d]
cologino calls
mainthang calls
timewaster31 folds
Deucem raises $50
cologino calls
mainthang calls
Dealing flop: [4h, 7s, 7c]
Deucem bets $50
cologino calls
mainthang calls
Dealing turn: [8s]
Deucem bets $500
cologino calls
mainthang raises $725
Deucem calls
cologino calls
Dealing river: [5h]
Deucem bets $9,236
cologino calls
mainthang shows [6h, 8h] for a straight eight high
Deucem shows [5s, 5d] for a full house, fives full of sevens
cologino shows [7h, 4s] for a full house, sevens full of fours
cologino wins main pot $2,650
cologino wins side pot $9,174
Deucem wins side pot $4,649
mainthang stands up
Deucem stands up

D-
Lost it in 20k lol, double or nothing?

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Jd, 3s]
Stacey Blossom calls
Deucem folds
Car Guy calls
JP74 calls
thomas3 raises $200
bubbasback42 calls
*Dont Be Mad* calls
Stacey Blossom calls
Car Guy calls
JP74 calls
Dealing flop: [6s, 6d, Ah]
bubbasback42 bets $100
Car Guy sits out
*Dont Be Mad* folds
Stacey Blossom folds
Car Guy folds
JP74 calls
thomas3 calls
Dealing turn: [Ad]
bubbasback42 checks
JP74 checks
thomas3 checks
Dealing river: [Ac]
bubbasback42 bets $1,000
JP74 raises $1,150
thomas3 raises $2,150
bubbasback42 calls
JP74 shows [As, 3c] for four Aces
thomas3 shows [7s, 7h] for a full house, Aces full of sevens
bubbasback42 shows [Kc, 6c] for a full house, Aces full of sixs
JP74 wins main pot $4,950
thomas3 wins side pot $1,000
bubbasback42 finishes the tournament 28th

How to get screwed:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Kc, 9h]
henkie2600 checks
chowdary folds
joe d calls
Raw-D folds
ace... folds
DMaxnole calls
tyler durden85 folds
SwitchSalon calls
Deucem checks
Dealing flop: [Kh, Ks, Ts]
SwitchSalon checks
Deucem checks
henkie2600 checks
joe d checks
DMaxnole checks
Dealing turn: [8d]
SwitchSalon checks
Deucem checks
henkie2600 checks
joe d checks
DMaxnole checks
Dealing river: [9d]
SwitchSalon bets $15,000
Deucem raises $30,000
henkie2600 folds
joe d folds
DMaxnole folds
SwitchSalon raises $110,000
Deucem raises $245,000
SwitchSalon calls
SwitchSalon shows [Tc, Kd] for a full house, Kings full of tens
Deucem shows [Kc, 9h] for a full house, Kings full of nines
SwitchSalon wins main pot $424,100
Deucem wins side pot $75,450

How often does this happen?
Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [Qd, Kc]
noobssuck folds
Deucem raises $2,000
msufan1313 calls
yajev calls
E. T. calls
ace... calls
avi_25 calls
henkie2600 calls
Dealing flop: [9d, 8d, 5s]
avi_25 checks
henkie2600 bets $7,000
Deucem calls
msufan1313 folds
yajev folds
E. T. calls
ace... raises $95,500
avi_25 folds
henkie2600 raises $90,000
Deucem folds
E. T. calls
Dealing turn: [5d]
Dealing river: [6h]
E. T. shows [7d, 6d] for a straight flush nine high
ace... shows [9h, 9c] for a full house, nines full of fives
henkie2600 shows [7c, 6s] for a straight nine high
E. T. wins main pot $205,620
ace... wins side pot $67,920
henkie2600 wins side pot $1,500

A beautiful flop:

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8d, 9h]
Temsi calls
chowdary calls
gummo calls
Angel21 calls
Deucem checks
Dealing flop: [9c, 5s, 9d]
Angel21 checks
Deucem bets $1,000
Temsi folds
chowdary calls
gummo folds
Angel21 calls
Dealing turn: [8h]
Angel21 checks
Deucem bets $1,000
chowdary calls
Angel21 calls
Dealing river: [6c]
Angel21 bets $13,000
Deucem raises $80,000
chowdary calls
Angel21 calls
Angel21 shows [8s, 7d] for a straight nine high
Deucem shows [8d, 9h] for a full house, nines full of eights
chowdary shows [7h, Qh] for a straight nine high
Deucem wins main pot $206,096
Deucem wins side pot $29,936
chowdary stands up

How likely is this?

Starting Hand
Dealing pocket cards: [8d, 8c]
slim pikins raises $400
Yosemite raises $9,950
Deucem calls
isgpokrigged? calls
slim pikins calls
Dealing flop: [5d, 9h, 9s]
Nanounere takes a seat
Deucem bets $9,550
isgpokrigged? folds
slim pikins calls
Dealing turn: [9c]
Dealing river: [9d]
Deucem shows [8d, 8c] for four nines
slim pikins shows [5s, 5c] for four nines
Yosemite shows [7c, 7d] for four nines
Deucem wins main pot $39,800
Deucem wins side pot $19,100
Yosemite stands up
Yosemite takes a seat