Quote of the Day: "i only play this game when things are going well in my normal life and I need taking down a notch" -- Simmo3k

disgracefull person

solid player

LOL.. clown. Guy sits in corner and cuts me and than gets lucky with a 6 v 8 and talks shit, followed by a flag to 2 ppl in rd 2. lol. Big queer and bad player.. kill at first site before he starts being a bitch and ruins a game.

funny .. nice to play with him :)

2012-10-08 Simmo3k is a Level 61 Kdice jerk who doesn't know how to play on the 0 tables without truces. His 13 medals have given him no insight into how not to ruin the game for everyone else. Self-satisfied, all he sees is the world as it affects him; he knows nothing outside of himself and his immediate desires--and his Kdice points. Thank goodness he only cares about points and medals or those of us on the lower tables would see more of him. All chat below is verbatim as it always is. Simmo3k is yellow. ++++++++++ Simmo3k: optimistic ---------- Simmo3k: ouch ---------- macbroo: makes sense ---------- Simmo3k: thats rough ---------- Simmo3k: brown, truce? ########## [Note: This is on a 0 table. Simmo3k is in 1st, brown is in 2nd. Yes, get an early lead and truce--it works.] ---------- rednttautology: flag ya yell [Note: rednttautology is red.] ---------- Simmo3k: ah ---------- Simmo3k: ok ---------- Del Monte: sure yell ########## [Note: Del Monte is brown; he accepts the truce with Simmo3k.] ---------- 3.14159: truces are rare on the 0 tables--thank goodness ---------- Simmo3k: people who are able to type are rare on the 0 tables :) ########## ---------- 3.14159: you should those spoken and unspoken truces on the higher tables ---------- 3.14159: keep ---------- 3.14159: you should keep ---------- Simmo3k: you cant really give me advice green after the game you have had ---------- Simmo3k: just sat there the whole time ---------- hazak: happy with 4 ---------- 3.14159: to block you, yellow ---------- 3.14159: simple ---------- 3.14159: d'uh ---------- Simmo3k: great, thats such a fantastic way to play ########## [Note: Simmo3k sees no irony at all, of course, in that his truce ruins the game for the entire table--other than the trucers. That never occurs to him. As a 13 time medal 'winner,' Simmo3k only has eyes for points and can't even imagine any other reason to play Kdice. Having fun is not a reason; "points=fun" to Simmo3k and there is nothing else.] ---------- Simmo3k: lets spend my whole game blocking someone ---------- Simmo3k: you gain lots ########## [Note: Simmo3k sat there the whole game, too, by the way. He was waiting me out. He never did move beyond the peninsula I 'trapped' him in. He won anyway thanks to his truce.] ---------- 3.14159: way better than bringing spoken and unspoken truces to the 0 tables ---------- 3.14159: you 'high' level guys can't play without truces ---------- Simmo3k: much better to randomly attack everyone ########## [Note: See? Simmo3k can't imagine another way to play other than his own.] ---------- 3.14159: you don't know how ---------- Simmo3k: course i can ---------- 3.14159: you don't--that is the point ---------- 3.14159: you can't imagine NOT doing it ---------- 3.14159: look at your offer to brown, for example ---------- Simmo3k: i cant imagine spending my whole game wrecking someone else for no reason ---------- 3.14159: "for no reason" he says ---------- 3.14159: you proved that i had a very good reason ---------- Simmo3k: if you gain nothing, then its no reason ########## [Note: What a fool Simmo3k is. A George W. Bush-type fool. Not stupid but with no imagination or thought outside himself or intellectual curiosity at all.] ---------- 3.14159: "gain nothing"--yellow has no imagination at all ---------- Del Monte: teal? ---------- hazak: hey brown ---------- hazak: i'm on reds side ---------- Del Monte: I am not going for 4th ---------- hazak: i know ---------- Del Monte: Then don't attack. ---------- 3.14159: i blocked you more successfully than i ever imagined possible, yellow ---------- 3.14159: quite a victory for me ---------- Del Monte: I respected your 4th flag ---------- Simmo3k: sure, but you gain no points from it ########## [Note: See? No imaginiation. Fun=points. Points=fun.] ---------- Simmo3k: all you do is annoy another player ########## [Note: No! The rest of the table was having a great fight while I kept Simmo3k bottled up with my 2 and then 1 land. Simmo3k is diminishing to zero (0) the value of the fun others are having. Nothing outside himself occurs to Simmo3k.] ---------- 3.14159: points? ---------- Simmo3k: who may then repay the favour later ---------- Simmo3k: its not a great habit ---------- 3.14159: you ruin the 0 tables with your truces--that is MUCH worses ---------- 3.14159: worse ---------- Simmo3k: will bite you in the ass ---------- Simmo3k: yes, sure ---------- 3.14159: yes, sure ---------- 3.14159: you 'high' level guys think you are slumming on the 0 tables... ---------- 3.14159: but don't know how to play without truces ---------- Simmo3k: we are :P ########## [Note: That is, "we ARE slumming." Not all high level players feel like that or act like that.] ---------- Simmo3k: we have to play against people who do random vendettas ---------- Simmo3k: fuck off already ########## [Note: I win the chat game.] 3.14159: random, he says?!? ---------- hazak: gg ---------- 3.14159: what a fool yellow is ---------- 3.14159: his world is one inch wide and one inch deep ---------- 3.14159: the worst kind of 'high' level player 3.14159: there are lots of good ones--Simmo3k is NOT one of them rednttautology: did brown flag yell? ########## ---------- Del Monte: truced him ########## ---------- rednttautology: so u dont flag ? ---------- 3.14159: pathetically, it is true ---------- Simmo3k: was at same time you flagged, so i figured it was fairest to just sit out ########## [Note: 'Fairest' AND, by the way, protecting his interest in points either way. Notice that Simmo3k never bothered to clarify who was truced and who was flagged. He wanted to benefit from any ambiguity.] ---------- 3.14159: 'fairest'--yellow has no idea what that really is ---------- Simmo3k: yea, ive only been playing this game since 2006, what do i know ---------- 3.14159: how fair is it to the rest of the players when you truce on the 0 tables ---------- 3.14159: i've been playing since 2008--i know way more than you ---------- Simmo3k: sure you do ---------- Del Monte: gg ---------- 3.14159: because i know about wisdom and truth and justice--you don't ---------- Simmo3k: roll off then brown? ---------- Del Monte: sure ---------- Simmo3k: 29 ---------- Del Monte: 29 ---------- Simmo3k: not bad ---------- Del Monte: gg ---------- Simmo3k: woot ---------- Simmo3k: well then 'Pi', well done ---------- Del Monte: take ---------- Simmo3k: your big game tactic of spending whole game fucking me up worked superbly ########## ---------- Simmo3k: you must feel real achievement ########## [Note: Simmo3k sees no irony in this. What is HIS big achievement? An early truce between the top two players on a 0 table gets the win? Is that any kind of achievement? Really?] ---------- 3.14159: check our reviews later--my goal all along, Simmo3k ---------- 3.14159: your ---------- Simmo3k: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: pick one ---------- Simmo3k: no-one reads reviews ########## [Note: I'll bet Simmo3k reads his reviews, but I agree that he is no one (not "no-one" by the way).] ---------- Simmo3k: idiots post them ---------- 3.14159: then don't worry about it ---------- Simmo3k: i never do ---------- 3.14159: then don't worry about it ---------- 3.14159: then don't worry about it, eh?

What a fag backstabber, dont trust him for sure

Number one bellend goes toooooo....... SIMMI3K!!!

3v1 faggot

yep.