untrustable and primitive player, can backstabb too

woka has a limited vocabulary and limited emotional range, so he is a fairly normal web boy. Still, he is diligent--he works long, hard hours to get those Kdice medals. woka polishes them at night in his bed. woka speaks: "woka medals shiny and bright. Good medals, nice medals. Hurray for woka! Good woka. Me good. lol! 'lol' woka think means 'laugh' and woka did in brain, not out loud. Is that bad woka? NO! Good woka! Woka good!" ++++++++++ oakcliff: poor woka---------- oakcliff: it hurts him to not measure up---------- oakcliff: at least on kdice he can feel smart---------- oakcliff: good for him---------- oakcliff: the simple need hobbies, too---------- 22 april: woka flags?---------- 22 april: ty---------- oakcliff: one must speak of woka in hushed tones--as he speaks of himself---------- dblanche: okay, gg, let's go---------- Dimitri_A: gg---------- oakcliff: don't make any loud noises around woka---------- 22 april: gg---------- oakcliff: it scares him---------- woka: gg---------- oakcliff: gg means good game, woka---------- woka: idiot, sit in andf flag in 1st round---------- oakcliff: in case you never learned it---------- woka: lol idiot---------- oakcliff: woka laughs out loud a lot---------- woka: go idiot, go---------- Dimitri_A: he's mentally retarded... don't be too hard on him---------- woka: pathetic---------- woka: bye idiot and beginner---------- oakcliff: woka am good at kdice, woka happy (he thinks to himself)---------- woka: learb a little---------- woka: bye idiots---------- oakcliff: "learb" woka speaks!---------- Dimitri_A: oakcliff, seriously i think woka is 12---------- woka has left---------- oakcliff: i doubt it---------- Dimitri_A: no joke lol---------- oakcliff: i think woka is an adult---------- oakcliff: just a simple adult---------- Dimitri_A: he's got the maturity and intelligence of a young kid---------- Dimitri_A: if he's an adult, then by all means keep going---------- oakcliff: yes--i call them "web boys"---------- oakcliff: web boys have this and a few more words in their vocabulary: noob, lol, rofl, idiot, gay.

What Kage said... woka talks a bigger game than grandgnu and that says a lot. (not) Surprisingly, you're always a noob if your strategy entails attacking him.

If you are wondering why this guy has 288 reviews on his profile, just play one game with him. You wont need to read the reviews, you will be able to guess what they all say. Woka is undoubtably the most loud mouthed, hostile and offensive player in kdice. He thinks he is so good that he can read every move that should be made, and if that move is not made will comment that that person is an idiot. He is a hypocrit and a total asshole. Even if you try to be friendly, respectful or indifferent to him, he will just be agressive and hostile towards you. He decreases the pleasure of playing the game when on your table. Truley, there is no player like him. Avoid if possible.

One of the best high quality players at this game. Can read the game very well, always a pleasure to play with! Keep up the good and fair work Woka

watch out for this piece of shit. he thinks he is a tactician, when in fact hes just a douchebag who is vindictive because u take 1 land from him. eat shit and die motherfucker

just a little child, no brain, no IQ, every body hates him. Just laugh about him. PGE like everyone has to him.

fucker,slint trucer and asshole

He's such a weirdo, i flagged third to his second and he just continued to double team me as i fought for 3rd. Kept insisting that he'd stop but never did.

Woka is a hero to me!!!!