2012-02-27 Just so atrain will know what kind of guy he was, in essence, defending, here is the review I left of jproducts13 today. jproducts13 has been modded--you really want to defend him? Why? I understand you can deflect by saying, "No, it was YOU 3.14159 who I was calling annoying." My response: I was paying off jproducts13 in the coin he hates most. If atrain wants a better Kdice he will understand that, Dear Readers. ++++++++++ 2012-02-26 jproducts13 is STILL a "backstabber, chat jerk, and web boy" (to quote myself from my review of him on 2012-12-23--two days before Christmas). This is no surprise. Neither chat jerks nor web boys are likely to change their smell, and one who is both like jproducts13? Fuggedaboutit. jproducts13 is just another 3%er, just another cockroach, just another rat on Kdice that we have to learn to live with. We will never be rid of them all. Still, we 97%ers, Dear Reader, must point at jproducts13 and say "Yuck" so that we may remind ourselves that the bad guys don't always have it their way. Also note that he has been punished by the moderators in October, 2011, for his bad actions--that is fairly rare, so we KNOW jproducts13 is a bad guy. All chat below is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ jproducts13: blue i gotta get out ---------- jproducts13: sigh ---------- 3.14159: or not ---------- jproducts13: retake that obviously ---------- jproducts13: hahah too lucky ---------- jproducts13: good thing it was a terrible move though ---------- 3.14159: depends on my goal ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- Somertime: flag red ---------- jproducts13: if youre goal is to pge me, it was a terible move ########## [Note: Methinks jproducts13 has a LOT of practice at being pge (pre-game enemy).] ---------- jproducts13: ty blue ---------- 3.14159: pge? don't have delusions of grandeur please ---------- 3.14159: revenge, yes--pge, hardly ---------- jproducts13: speak for yourself :p ---------- 3.14159: then i will--i do NOT have delusions of grandeur--about Kdice? seriously? ---------- jproducts13: calm down ########## [Note: Very common chat jerk/web boy rhetorical 'effort.'] ---------- 3.14159: oh, please, red ---------- 3.14159: don't be a baby ---------- jproducts13: youre 4th anyways ---------- jproducts13: why are you calling names ---------- jproducts13: dont be a chat jerk now ---------- 3.14159: i didn't--i said do NOT be a baby ---------- 3.14159: are you a baby? ---------- jproducts13: calm down ---------- 3.14159: poor red can't take it ---------- 3.14159: pretending he doesn't care is too hard for him ---------- jproducts13: I dont care ---------- 3.14159: see? ---------- 3.14159: but he can't stop chatting with me ---------- 3.14159: right red? ---------- atrain: isnt this fun? ---------- 3.14159: pge--what a fool ---------- jproducts13: nah this is the last thing I will say and it's simply that you obviously have some sort of mental disorder, hence why I don't care about anything you say [Note: More lazy chat jerk/web boy rhetorical stuff: mental disorder. They also like 'retard' or the more up to date 'autism.'] ---------- jproducts13: muted ^ ---------- 3.14159: "mental disorder"! brilliant ---------- atrain: man this is exciting ---------- atrain: two heavyweights going at it ---------- 3.14159: red is such a lowlife ---------- 3.14159: he wants it both ways ---------- jproducts13: if that idiot says anything else just disregard him, he's actually nuts read the reviews he leaves lmao ########## [Note: See? They HATE seeing their own words in their reviews. Poor jproducts13 STILL hates that review I left for him two months ago.] ---------- 3.14159: pge! incredible ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: pick one red ---------- 3.14159: poor red is dead, poor red is dead ---------- 3.14159: anybody? name that musical ---------- atrain: ur pretty annoying ---------- 3.14159: Oklahoma, of course ---------- jproducts13: is he talking still? ---------- jproducts13: lol ---------- atrain: yea ---------- 3.14159: you didn't know that, brown ---------- jproducts13: lmao ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- jproducts13: poor kid :p ---------- 3.14159: hilarity ensues ---------- 3.14159: he has to mute me because he can't keep up with me ---------- 3.14159: nor can any of his kind ---------- jproducts13: actually i dont feel that sorry for him he does it to himself ---------- 3.14159: the 3%ers ---------- 3.14159: red is one of the 3% who make kdice worse for everyone ---------- 3.14159: and they HATE having it pointed out ---------- atrain: why are u still talking dude? ---------- jproducts13: I hope he does one of the follwing 1) Flag out like the bitch he is ---------- atrain: sheesh ---------- jproducts13: or 2) let me kill him ---------- 3.14159: they want to be rude and immature and have no consequences ---------- 3.14159: "bitch"!!!! brilliant ---------- 3.14159: typical chat jerk/web boy stuff, red ---------- jproducts13: bye ---------- 3.14159: gee, you think it might be one of those two things? brilliant ---------- 3.14159: bye nothing ---------- jproducts13: hope life works out for you ---------- atrain has left ---------- Somertime: hey ---------- jproducts13: gg blue ---------- Somertime: so ill give you first ---------- Somertime: gg ---------- 3.14159: give him first? you flagged ---------- 3.14159: you aren't giving him anything ---------- jproducts13: you flagged me right? :p ---------- 3.14159: he gave it long ago ---------- 3.14159: blue, you aren't just like red are you? ---------- 3.14159: another weasel? ---------- jproducts13: blue you gotta sit out :p ---------- 3.14159: another 3%er? ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- 3.14159: two at one table--how lucky was that ---------- Somertime: gg ---------- 3.14159: not that red didn't deserve a backstab of course ---------- 3.14159: he did ---------- jproducts13: gg blue ---------- jproducts13: if there's one thing fighters hate, it's being ignored ;) ---------- [Note: Now at a different table waiting for more players, I sit in at 4th chair next to jproducts13 in 3rd chair.] ---------- 3.14159: jproducts13 leaves the table! ########## [Note: Yep, chicken little/little chicken jproducts13 RAN AWAY!] ---------- 3.14159: chicken heart? ---------- Jesca: gl all ---------- jproducts13: fuck globes are over ---------- jproducts13: night all ---------- Jesca: he s just scared of me : ---------- Jesca: :P ---------- 3.14159: braaak braaak braaak--chicken jproducts13 ---------- jproducts13 has left ---------- 3.14159: no, he is a 3%er who can't take the heat ---------- 3.14159: he hated having me point out that he is a 3%er ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2011-12-23 jproducts13 is a backstabber, chat jerk, and web boy. His defense? "All from 0 and 100 tables" (quoting from the review he left himself on 2011-11-23). Apparently, jproducts13 sees honor as something that should be switched OFF on the 0 and 100 tables and switched ON on the rest of the tables. A reasonable person would thus expect that in REAL LIFE he turns his sense of honor on and off whenever it suits his momentary desires. Warning: Hide your wallet when jproducts13 is around. By the way, jproducts13 is SUCH a chat jerk that he had his chat privileges taken away--see the top of his review page. ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2011-12-23 jproducts13 is a backstabber, chat jerk, and web boy. Chat below is verbatim as always. jproducts13 is brown, I am blue. ++++++++++ [Note: jproducts13 spent the whole game telling different players what to do and trying to make deals to help himself. Instead of winning on the table, jproducts13 prefers to try to win the table game by chatting. Ultimately, jproducts13 backstabbed poor green.] ---------- jproducts13: you have some issues, bro :p ---------- 3.14159: green wins--simple ---------- DentArthurDent: I am suddenly ok with this plan ---------- 3.14159: no, you are one of those guys who wants to play in the chat [Note: Referring to jproducts13 here.] ---------- jproducts13: hahaha ---------- 3.14159: instead of at the table ---------- jproducts13: red ---------- jproducts13: you are 3 then [Note: See? He thinks HE gets to decide what red will get.] ---------- jproducts13: help me out here buddy [Note: Now he wants a truce rather than to fight me.] ---------- jproducts13: actually red do you want 2? [Note: Switching gears again, he semi-flags to red--but not really. That is typical of jproducts13: he never tells the truth when a half-truth or lie will do.]---------- 3.14159: see? brown is SO used to truces he can't stop it ---------- 3.14159: i flag to red too ---------- jproducts13: calm down bro :D ---------- 3.14159: i am quite calm ---------- jproducts13: nah man ---------- jproducts13: grow up or something then :p ---------- jproducts13: haha ---------- jproducts13: you decide who wins eh? ---------- 3.14159: gg all except brown ---------- jproducts13: looks like you win 4th ---------- 3.14159: i decided that green would win ---------- 3.14159: you didn't decide anything ---------- jproducts13: bye ---------- 3.14159: next time, play on the table instead of in chat, brown ---------- jproducts13: calm down :p ---------- 3.14159: :) i am quite calm, thank you ---------- 3.14159: guys like you don't belong on the 0 tables ---------- jproducts13: I dont play this game enough to be as consumed by it as you :p :) ---------- jproducts13: red? ---------- 3.14159: kdice means nothing ---------- 3.14159: YOU are the problem ---------- jproducts13: calm down buddy ---------- 3.14159: will do pal ---------- jproducts13: nice ---------- DentArthurDent: gg ---------- jproducts13: you will feel better ---------- DentArthurDent: come on now ########## [Note: jproducts13 attacks green even though he flagged to green earlier.] ---------- 3.14159: brown doesn't even honor his own flag to green ---------- 3.14159: THAT i believe ---------- 3.14159: i knew it ---------- DentArthurDent: don't be that guy [Note: Green is giving jproducts13 a chance to NOT be a backstabber and jerk. What will jproducts13 do? Which path will he choose? Dishonor, of course.] ---------- 3.14159: what a jerk ---------- jproducts13: I decide who wins ---------- 3.14159: leave him a bad review, green ---------- jproducts13: please ########## [Note: jproducts13 does a LOT of this whistling--pretending not to care about any of the comments about his bad behavior.] ---------- DentArthurDent: will do ---------- 3.14159: you decide to have no honor at all, brown ---------- DentArthurDent: obviously ---------- 3.14159: brown is a jerk AND has no honor--wow ---------- 3.14159: on Kdice ---------- 3.14159: pathetic brown ---------- jproducts13: umadbro? ---------- DentArthurDent: looks like brown made two pge's... ---------- jproducts13: :D ---------- 3.14159: not at you, brown ---------- 3.14159: brown is not my pge ---------- jproducts13: bro ---------- jproducts13: im sorry to tell yo ---------- u 3.14159: brown is just a rat or cockroach that we have to live with ---------- jproducts13: you sound a little bit fucked up ########## ---------- 3.14159: he is one of the 3% ---------- jproducts13: go get a gf, it will help you ;) ---------- 3.14159: chat jerks ALWAYS say that ---------- 3.14159: THEY can be jerks but do not DARE call them on it ---------- jproducts13: calm ---------- 3.14159: they HATE tyhat ---------- 3.14159: that ---------- jproducts13: deep breath ---------- 3.14159: brown HATES having HIS words in HIS review ---------- 3.14159: as they will be ---------- jproducts13: deep breaths ---------- 3.14159: right brown? ---------- 3.14159: can't take it can you brown? ---------- 3.14159: keep whistling ---------- jproducts13: you remind me of my 11 year old brother ---------- 3.14159: keep pretending ---------- jproducts13: and im actually not kidding :p ---------- 3.14159: keep going brown ---------- jproducts13: haha ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: pick one ---------- 3.14159: brown is EXACTLY like all the other chat jerks and web boys on Kdice ---------- jproducts13: look in the mirror :p ---------- 3.14159: every line is the same as all the other chat jerks ---------- 3.14159: i am the garbage man, brown ---------- 3.14159: you are the garbage ---------- 3.14159: you are my meat, brown ---------- jproducts13: you must here it a lot, eh? ---------- 3.14159: i eat you guys up ---------- 3.14159: you mean "hear"? ---------- 3.14159: speak english do you? ---------- jproducts13: one more time ---------- jproducts13: calm ---------- 3.14159: "one more time"? really? ---------- 3.14159: can we count on your "word"? ---------- jproducts13: you suffer from unneccessary stress, my friend ---------- 3.14159: your honesty? ---------- 3.14159: pal, you are the chat jerk ... ---------- 3.14159: dishonoring to win at KDICE ---------- 3.14159: pathetic ---------- 3.14159: brown throws honor away to win at KDICE!!! ---------- jproducts13: it's a game ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- 3.14159: exactly--it's a game ---------- 3.14159: YOU said it ---------- 3.14159: and you throw honor out to "win" at it ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- jproducts13: dont worry man I love you :) ---------- 3.14159: the best thing is how much brown will HATE seeing his own words in his review ---------- 3.14159: these guys can't stand it ---------- jproducts13: haha :) ---------- 3.14159: "i can be a jerk but why do you have to call me a jerk?" ---------- 3.14159: they whine and cry ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: pick one ---------- jproducts13: two ---------- 3.14159: wron ---------- 3.14159: wrong ---------- jproducts13: gg man ---------- 3.14159: you are nothing, brown ---------- 3.14159: you are just the garbage we take out ---------- jproducts13: we are all nothing ---------- 3.14159: sophomoric philosophy now? pathetic ---------- jproducts13: and therefore we can be something ---------- jproducts13: fill what is empty, and empty what is full ;) ---------- 3.14159: read something, pursue wisdom, justice, beauty, and honor ---------- jproducts13: I love you man :) ---------- 3.14159: but you won't ---------- 3.14159: you can't ---------- jproducts13: you know what is the best part about this ---------- 3.14159: you are one of the 3% ---------- DentArthurDent is here ---------- jproducts13: lol ---------- jproducts13: dude ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- jproducts13: I told you to stop ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- DentArthurDent has left ---------- jproducts13: im trying to help you :/ ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- 3.14159: brown is whistling ---------- jproducts13: I have had friendly convos with you on alts... ---------- 3.14159: showing how little he cares about this--but you notice he is STILL here ---------- jproducts13: that's the joke of this whole convo ---------- jproducts13: lmao ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- 3.14159: he is STILL here ---------- jproducts13: so bro, calm down ---------- 3.14159: because of ME ---------- 3.14159: oops--you said it again ---------- jproducts13: ok ---------- jproducts13: then dont calm down ---------- 3.14159: POW ---------- jproducts13: lol ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- jproducts13: i love you anyways ---------- 3.14159: brown is STILL here--notice that? ---------- 3.14159: he HATES it ---------- 3.14159: he HATES having his bad behavior pointed out ---------- 3.14159: he is still here to PROVE he doesn't hate it :) ---------- 3.14159: which proves he DOES--sweet irony ---------- jproducts13: kdice is a good way to vent your emotions :p ---------- 3.14159: :) rofl ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- jproducts13: I love you bro ---------- 3.14159: STILL here!!!! ---------- 3.14159: i win every time with this stuff ---------- 3.14159: got you, jproducts13 ---------- 3.14159: got you GOOD ---------- 3.14159: thanks for playing ---------- jproducts13: love ya ;) ---------- 3.14159: you lose ---------- 3.14159: oh, he HATES this ---------- 3.14159: he is steaming ---------- jproducts13: love you tooooo ---------- 3.14159: he is STILL still here ---------- 3.14159: amazing isn't it ---------- 3.14159: he doesn't care but he is STILL here ---------- 3.14159: trying to keep up with me ---------- 3.14159: POW ---------- 3.14159: lmao ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- 3.14159: rofl ---------- 3.14159: :) ---------- 3.14159: anything else, jproducts? ---------- 3.14159: are you done? ---------- 3.14159: let's give him a minute ---------- 3.14159: i beat him every which way!!!! ---------- jproducts13: it's funny because I am almost certain now that you suffer from dome sort of multiple personality disorder... I have spoken to you twice on other alts and you were totallly different... ---------- 3.14159: pow bam whomp ---------- 3.14159: i don't use alts ---------- jproducts13: sigh ---------- 3.14159: too bad for you! ---------- jproducts13: learn to read :p ---------- 3.14159: SIGH! oh, this is wonderful ---------- 3.14159: i KILLED him ---------- 3.14159: he is bereft! ---------- 3.14159: and STILL here ---------- 3.14159: let's give him ANOTHER minute ---------- 3.14159: the minute is almost up, jproducts ---------- 3.14159: nothing? you are done, jproducts? ---------- 3.14159: speak up, boy ---------- 3.14159: going on two minutes or more ---------- 3.14159: jproducts is crying in the corner over there ---------- jproducts13: alright bro so Im logging off fb now, just want to remind you of the advice I gave you: find a girlfriend, be nicer to peeps, and enjoy life a little ;). Adolescence is hard for some ;) ---------- jproducts13: bye bye :) ---------- jproducts13 has left ---------- 3.14159: hit and run chat guy NOW that he lost so badly to me at the chat game