Talking about vaginas and lesbians and insulting mums, must be 12

whines a lot

It was the 1980's and jslevik's parents were at the disco bar dropping a few lines of cocaine. Bump after bump, his parents started feeling frisky. Although this may seem crazy, they were just newly acquainted and had never previously met. His dad had approached his mother after he saw her downing 4 shots of whiskey, jslevik's dad liked trashy girls at the time, so he was instantly attracted. His mother, a neighborhood superstar for setting a world record in distance of a projectile shot out of a women's private area, loved to have a good time and party hard. She spent 6 months traveling the roads as a groupie for the group Fog Hat, but after the lead singer wanted fresh meat she was replaced and went home. Soon she found the disco scene, her love for partying and drugs led her to that evening and the chance encounter that would change her life. Once the dad said "how ya doin' cupcake" she was his, and as soon as she wrapped her bubble gum around her finger and stuck it seductively back in her mouth he was hers. The lines started slow, but within 30 minutes the two of them would make Tony Montana jealous. Within 30 minutes of that, they were on their way back to her apartment to get it on. They arrived, got naked, and did the deed. The mother fell asleep thinking she had finally landed the man of her dreams. Fast forward to 11 am, jslevik's mom rolls over and is shocked to see emptiness. His dad had used her, a one night stand like all the others, only this time something was left behind. It's been 30 years, and now we are asking the kdice community to help locate jslevik's father. His last known whereabouts were outside Pete's Disco Emporium in Omaha, Nebraska (next to R&B Laundry & Gorilla Man Plumbing) in 1986. He was about 5'10 height, weight estimated between 270-400 lbs. He at the time had a mustache, long sideburns and answered to the nickname "Slump Buster". He is believed to contracted herpes and hepatitis B & C on that night so anyone medical physicians maybe able to help. Please help us bring this man back to his child, jslevik needs a father and I believe the kdice community can come together and bring his back!

jslevik: my darling federer jslevik: zero fucking points jslevik: you should be ashamed federer jslevik: how are we going to pay the bills? what about my baby? how will i feed your child? jslevik: you got me pregnant what were you thinking?? jslevik: you're a no good low life jackasss who cant do nothing for himself jslevik: why dont you call your mommy huh? jslevik: maybe she'll pay for what you bit off and cant chew jslevik: you're a druggie low life who cant do nothing for himself jslevik: i love you

A cunt. Plan and simple.

Easily influenced or flustered. Very Reactive. Absolutely no tactical reasoning whatsoever and overall just a terrible player. Not a difficult player to beat if you have a basic understanding of people and the game.

plays like a noob... kill him so u dont have to deal w/dumb play

good sport

attacks flagged players (Adam Taylor,Yotsuya)http://kdice.com/games/71951083

likes to attack when people flag , not a great player