I believe it was made clear by scholars even back in the time of the bard that one should not use a contraction and latin in the same sentence.

This is interesting.. funnel's can be good, really good to be honest, however how good are they overall for your health?

Let's think about this, deep-fried dough, smothered in a powdered sugar, topped with sugary strawberries at times or other less than healthy toppings.

Yes, they are delicious and occasionally everyone takes a bite. But S2J's is right, Qazi pushing funnel cakes on everyone is just going to lead to obesity site wide. Let's do something about this mods! Healthy food choices, stop the funnel cake movement going on here!

STJ, remember when I said that some people were lucky that I didn't ban them too for helping DLK? well you were one of them since you had a strange problem not ruining DLK's weak bases for example

no wonder you make a forum post to support your banned buddy

Complaining that I don't take care of Qaz if he cheats or funnels is hilarious since I've banned him a couple of times for a long period for that. Last time was for over a month for funneling just ONE game so that shows I'm not soft on him, to the contrary.

As far as I could tell, the only thing that he was guilty of this month after being allowed to play again was his constant whining about DLK and his gang. But since a lot of others joined him in complaining, I guess that's not a crime.

Threaten all you want jurgen it wont change the fact that you are a corrupt mod.

Btw the "lots of others" you mention is his funnel crew. But hey I guess you are too stupid to notice that stuff right? Give me a fucking break.

Final post then I got real things to do today.

You threaten me with a ban even though NO ONE and I mean no one but qazi says I cheat. Even when you were there illegally banning sir dice and DLK people were like "But STJ doesn't pga." So seriously fuck you on that one.

Second, you say qazi doesn't cheat but he funnels every game. It's well known and you lose respect in the community by allowing it to continue and even more because you say it's stopped. He uses accounts like lulz123 to suicide into his enemies. Sure he kills the "suicide" account but it's all a game. If you can't see that you are either extremely stupid or you are covering for him.

/rant

Ps. Im guessing you are going to ban me for calling you out on your shit. Good job buddy. *Thumbs up*

So if I am hearing this correctly..1st and 2nd place are cheaters, correct?

So I am officially the true #1 right now?

Well then, I would like to thank first and foremost the Lord and savior Jesus Christ, who without him none of this would be possible. I would like to thank my mom and dad for teaching me the basics I would need to be the champion of kdice at a young age, like adding. I want to thank Qaz and DLK, without you guys needing to cheat to get disqualified I wouldn't be number 1, so thanks for ruining it for yourselves but sending me on my way to the promised land! And finally, most importantly, I want to thank my fans. You are the true Kdice champions.. without your support and admiration I couldn't have done so well to be able to call myself KDice grand champion of the ages. I thank you all, I love you all, GOD bless.

- Dick Tucker, Kdice Undisputed Champion.

Funny to sit back and watch Jurgen hang out with the funnel crew and pretend nothing is happening right in front of his face. It reminds me of thrax lolol.
Pretty much official. If the qazi, ifi, et all crew don't like you and you are doing well in points you are going to get banned.

Sad that there has been no progression in Kdice over almost a decade.

In fairness since I was there for a lot of this, I will post a real response on the matter.

1.) I personally saw Jurgen warn/speak to Qaz during a tournament about a possible pga with Arnas. Both we're warned, and even after elimination Jurgen stayed to make sure their was no funny stuff. I do not believe Jurgen is covering for them in any kind of way.

2.) I saw 2 of the supposed "funneling" incidents first hand. While I can understand DLK's frustration, and get where he is coming from, I think both we're more of a case in which Qaz was right place at the right time. Both times the player, 2 different people, seemed to have a vendetta against a certain player (DLK) and once they were eliminated, that person would just got away and take 2nd place. Both times it was on a 5K table, and both times Qaz went from flagging 2nd to fluking into 1st. Funnel? Doubt it. Right place right time.

3.) As far as DLK goes, what I would say is you play with fire you get burnt. The first time I played him this month yourself (S2J) and he pretty much PGA'd your way to 1-2. I was nearly 100% certain based off the way that game played out, with his past reputation (seeing it first hand) he was PGA'ing with you. The very next game I watched yourself, me and 2 other table members knock him out 4 v 1 when he had a for sure 1st place. He yelled, screamed and called all of us names and left. DLK has a big mouth and likes to talk some shit at times. People get pissed at him because of it, and when sketchy shit goes down like the 1st game I played with you and him, assumptions are made and most won't re-sit to find out it was just game strategy that particular game. Same goes for Sir Dice and him, I watched several games in which it seemed they were indeed PGA, and then several in which 1 or the other would eliminate the other early on costing them more points then they had gained the previous game. If that's a PGA, its the worst ever.

In short, like the allegations against Jurgen, it's all on emotion and kinda shows the bad side of kdice. The fact someone like yourself STJ, who is claiming to NOT pga with DLK (I believe you), cares so much about his friend not getting banned he's on here cussing out a mod while throwing out accusations based on emotion alone shows that at some point, push comes to shove a PGA will exist ultimately. And this goes for everyone, not a single on of us don't have a person we like more then a another and when its down to 3 people.. you know which way you're going.

This is most likely what is happening here, no pre-game alliance... just groups of people who are closer to one side (Qaz or DLK) and when its crunch time on a 5K, the group with the most at the end is probably going 1-2.. should that be banned? Dunno.

Wow another member of the funnel crew pops up and says "Jurgen was right." LOL fuck off dick. I sat and watch people funnel qazi back up to 99k with Jurgen their chatting away like best friends.

This is kdice. It's always been this way. Mods allow their friends to cheat and ban their friends competition. It's as old as the game itself.