What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes. You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be? You need people like me. You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy." So... what that make you? Good? You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem. Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie. So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you. Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

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I just wanted to say thanks to everyone who ever helped me cheat over the years, from proxying alts for me, to ping bombing games, to just talking out games over aim with me here goes (sorry if i left you out):

Chase- We still need to have that drink
Ali- we had some good games on zoid's account and tetriscube ;)
Adam- wish we were around more at the same time but i got mad respect for you
Lers- one of the greatest trolls to grace this site
Sam- you're a good PGA, your talents are wasted modding
Odie - great guy, true baller
Channing aka TC- Cool dude, always pleasure Loob- Sorry I was doucebag in the end.
Pink- we only played a few times but I always liked ya
Leeroy- It's too bad we didn't play more you were a fun nigga :)
Alex Urbanec- cool dude, we didnt play enough to say much more
Alexballdrop- respect, the community is at a loss without you
nodice- nobody would ever guess :)
zoid- I feel like I turned you into a monster. After TetrisCube you went and outdid everything I had done to that point, respect brother
Jesse- A true player, cooler than the other side of the pillow. It was fun cheating with ya
Lloydy- I love you man, where'd you go?!
Unfaithful- Love you too bro, shame we couldn't play more
Sodapop- We had a fucking riot in April with you me and leek running the tables
Leek- A true master of the game, almost a bit of a mentor to me.
Jurgen- we had some good pgas until you turned into a faggot, fuck you.
nexon- a true champ and worthy adversary
crys- once we got you away from happy you became one of my favorite kdicers :)
Panzer- one of the few players true to the game still, keep on keeping on
CD- its a shame you retired man
meagles- we used to rock it back in the day man, def miss you
dlk- i thought you were super gay but i loved what you did
bammbi- <3
Pure Oddyssey- love you dawg and your cousin who pga'd me too
Jily- love u girl :)
trendz- you silly fuck i hope one day you do win a gold
Marsyas- you're a really talented player much respect
Pie- the same goes for you, you definitely deserve to win a month
fatman- we had some good pgas and some good pges :)
fack- love you dawg we rocked the 5ks
olk- love you too man
kostur- even though you're a backstabbing serbian bastard i love you
dddy- you're a cool dude, sorry i was ever mean to ya
ManOMan- back in my noob days you were a big rival, respect :)
Clarke- <3 u. i'm holding you to it, if im ever in chitown we're goin to party it up
Twinky- good luck this month and in the others bro
Potato-you didn't love me until i won a gold lol <3
MADH8TER-cool dude, havent seen ya in a long time
Sung- you were an awful PGA but a decent player ;)
ffbsensei- cant believe i almost forgot you. you were one of the best pgas i ever had early on
Ji-jo- we had some good pgas bro :)
cool g- pgaing me in february was pretty funny. nobody expected that
k8dice- we had some good pgas but you're selfish and kind of a cunt :)
AssDestroyer- hilarious name and cool dude, I hope I helped you learn the ropes
chargers420- you'll know me better as bluntmayne420 if you're still around I respected your game a lot
deadcode- i liked our debates but you started getting spicy with me, we had some good "OTFs" though :)
Jona- we had some good runs and I loved all the funny shit you did
Simon- you were my favorite disciple
Smurf- I think you and me would get along pretty well, remind me to go to Norway and hit you up. We need to hit the clubs :)
Curt- I'm happy I showed you the darkside of the force. Maybe you'll become Anakin :)
Monte- Thanks for pgaing me on ONIX when you thought I was chase
Kehoe- Thanks for pgaing me on ONIX when you thought i was chase
Das- Thanks for pgaing me on ONIX when you thought i was chase
Kakku- early on we were a pretty good OTF/pga, respect for all your coding stuff

and of course the fucking illest sickest mothafucka kdice has ever seen, my man GREEKBOI

So anyway, goodbye from Bluntmayne420, The Niggler, TetrisCube, ONlX, and Boner Oiler... among many others.


But before I forget, fuck you jurgen.