I'll try to keep this shorter than a monte post, less dramatic than a thrax, and more lighthearted than a sam post.

I am officially retiring from kdice. This game has been fun for a long time, but the politics and the curse are too heavy a burden for me to carry any longer (i know this sounds thrax dramatic ish... sorry!)

A short history.
May 2007 - A hero is born :) I play 6 games of kdice until I finally win 1. I am content.

July 2007 - I play 255 games and fail to medal.

August 2007 - My first of what would turn out to be 37 consecutive months of trophies.

September 2007 - Vohaul finds me at a small table while he's picking up chicks. He assumes I am female and tells me he can get me big points in the top tables. I play along
He introduces me to the cabal... I tell them I'm his niece

October 2007 - I feel creepy and reveal that I am indeed male... this confusion follows me the rest of my k-career.

December 2007 - First top 25! First of 3 consecutive TAPL championships (Thanks Skrum)

February 2008 - I meet leekstep and we share accounts for the entire month. Someone calls me fleek. I dunno who. I get 4th place that month... solid

April 2008 - I get an email that says "You're have been selected to be a moderator.
You have been selected because you are a well respected and trustworthy member of the community.The only thing asked is that you don't abuse these extra capabilities."
I fail to read the last line of this email.

July 2008 - Vohaul decides to go for 1st place. He is neck and neck for 1st place on the 2nd to last day and has to go on a business trip so he wont be able to be on for much of the final day. July 30'th I ban the entire top 10 to keep them from passing voh. I lie to Ryan. He buys it. Ryan unbans UPmaxM and Max takes the lead from vohaul. I call voh but he is stuck at the airport and is unable to log on. He also refuses to give me his login. Max talks shit on aim. I am infuriated and let out the monster that is montecarlo (whom ryan specifically instructed me NOT to unban until August) to take his gold. Bye bye modship.

December 2008 - Receive my 2nd straight TAPL award. Thanks Skrum!!!!

July 2009 - I meet veta. We share the tetriscube account (tbh he did 80% of the work) and get it to 1st place with 2 days to go... Johnson gives Ali the password and the account is reset by Ryan himself. Byebye goldmedal :(

August 2009 - I meet zoid who introduces me to the concept of proxying. Together we account for 6-7 accounts in every members night tourney for the entire month and win 1st place/2nd place quite easily. Ryan is suspicious. Thrax writes him an email that starts with "Ryan: It's been an interesting month so far with fiero600 taking advantage of the Members tournies....." and ending with "Bottom line, jesse deserves to win the month........zoid and gurgi deserve a point docking out of the top 10. I would really like to be able to see which IP's play which accounts. This would make my job MUCH easier. " I have the rest of the email on file if you're curious. Irony at it's finest..hellloooooooo gold medal :)


December 2009 - 3rd straight TAPL award. Thanks Skrum!!!

January 2010 - My 2nd gold medal. http://kdice.com/discussion/topics/44802193 The only thing I didn't add in that thread was that I played every single 5k game that month with leek/ali/adam... and our 4 man team was plenty to amass tons of points. The true victim here was chase/veta who had their ONIX account reset without even really cheating that much. Sorry dudes. Cha-CHING

February 2010 - I meet loobee. She instantly becomes my favoritest person in the history of kdice. Ive never met a kinder more real person on the interwebs.. she's fuckin awesome.. will miss her the most.

August 2010 - Law school starts...and along with it my last of my 37 consecutive trophies :(

October 2010 - I cancel my membership and my luck instantly drops from 50% luck to around 45% luck. Even in games where I sat with 4-5 friends...id be unable to win. The fiero account was as good as dead.

November 2010 - I get -posted for harassing some fat guy named yodel. Meh.. whatever you fat bastard.

February 2011 - I finally give up.... and let Thrax drop the Ban HAMMER on me. He has never been happier, and I need to focus on law school. (btw I finished top 18% first semester..not top 10% so prob wont make a difference but thought id throw it out there.

This has been long so I'll say what I came here to say. I've played this game many months, and had my shares of ups and downs. I've had fun playing a few fair game, but most of the fun in this game comes from playing with friends, which leads to pga. I think it's human nature. Anyways, in no way shape or form was the vast majority of my games on this website 'fair'. I have cheated in more ways shapes and forms and with more people than any other person in the history of kdice. I can personally guarantee you, that I have let no less than 3 dozen comrades take perma-bans or heat while I rode tall. I've cheated with voh, adam, ali, shad, greek, monte, gurgi, johns, kehoe, zoid, fish, jurgen, pat, meagles, trendz, chris, jily, leek, oni, dicey, murti, mona, VVV, thraxle, rowdy, DLK, zoid, gurgi, tsjombe, mattz, jeremy, 3d, chase, veta, sprint, bigjumblies, adonia, kate, wishbone, chloe, sophia, jung, kimmy.... cant think of any other people right now but i'm sure they exist. If I haven't made my point it is to say this. If you get caught cheating on kdice.com, you are fucking retarded. There is absolutely no reason why anyone should EVER be caught cheating. If you get caught you just aren't doing it right. Ok guys I'll wrap this up. Thank you for the elequent badge and banning for my account. I apologizing to the thousands of players whom I have cheated out of fake internet points, and congradulate those who flousished under my wing.

I don't want my account to be one of those accounts where the people come back a month later and ask for +play and play again. Fuck that. I have cheated, and it is fun :) I am not interested at all in a game where you sit at a lonely table for 30 minutes with people you don't know, and click sqaures to see who can get the most interweb points. That is a horrific and creepy way to spend your time i.m.o. If you can do this without interacting with the players around you for 500+ games a month for months on end.. you have serious social problems and need to get help immediately.
Mods, do not under ANY circumstances unban my account and steal my immortality. Thank you Monte for actually reading this.... sam for your remarks, and Yodel for your sarcastic bullshit. Doubledogdareya.. i have no idea what your response to this will mean, so don't bother.
Links to my rap videos -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMeIYum6CWY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohjwIC_j-6k
Farewell all!
Fiero... OUT!!!