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I want to apologize to Yodel
The Electrician wrote
at 10:15 PM, Friday November 5, 2010 EDT
I'm offering my sincere apology for attacking you at your mom's house. I know I have caused some hostility within you. Please accept my sincere apology and don't misdirect your anger at Johnson or Fiero, none of this is their fault. I was pretty messed up on Crack that day and I don't even know what electricity is.. come to think of it, that's not even really why I was at your mom's house. Oh well, I need some more Crack!

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Venezuela wrote
at 4:24 PM, Wednesday April 6, 2011 EDT
lolololololol

/enter the crackhead
/enter yodel

Yodel "hey yo fix those wire while i eat this here cheeseburger"
Crackhead "aaaiiiya ok!!!!"
/italics - crackhead jumps on the desk
/italics - yodel goes back to trolling kdice forum

Crackhead "hey yodel give me some dat cheeseburger you fat motha fucka"
Yodel "no! fix those wires har har or play or go kill yourself"
/italics - Crackhead jumps on yodel, riding him like the giant cow he is
/italics - Yodel falls to the floor on this back
/italics - Crackhead pulls out a 8 inch knife, and stabs Yodel, protruding through the 6 inch layer of fat and striking a rib
Yodel - "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh mom! this crackhead stabbed me!"
/italics - pus and crisco seep from yodel's wound
Crackhead - "hah i got yo burger fatty! arrragahh yeah!!!!"
/end scene
Gurgi wrote
at 4:46 PM, Wednesday April 6, 2011 EDT
meh

an 8*
jurgen wrote
at 4:48 PM, Wednesday April 6, 2011 EDT
sadly I am starting to feel your "mod pain" Thraxle.

If Ryan can't spend the time to mananage this site, fair enough. But if he wants to stop the dropping numbers of active players AND of active mods (and maybe most important for him: dropping revenue), he will have to delegate some extra powers to moderators.

nvm actually, not the right thread for it...but since I typed it anyway -> *mouseclicks on Post*
Prince Of Persia wrote
at 7:54 PM, Wednesday April 6, 2011 EDT
I approve of this message
Prince Of Persia wrote
at 11:04 PM, Wednesday April 6, 2011 EDT
annnnnd bump
Venezuela wrote
at 2:00 PM, Thursday April 7, 2011 EDT
bumping this till it catches up to DDD's post
jurgen wrote
at 3:41 PM, Thursday April 7, 2011 EDT
Marius, permission granted to 60-61-...-99-100 this for starters then
Venezuela wrote
at 4:01 PM, Thursday April 7, 2011 EDT
???
Boner Oiler wrote
at 4:15 PM, Thursday April 7, 2011 EDT
I lol'd
DoubleDogDareYa wrote
at 8:15 PM, Thursday April 7, 2011 EDT

New found (original) lyrics to a classic Bob Marley tune that was made more famous by Eric Clapton...

at 1:55 PM, Friday November 12, 2010 CST

I shot the electrician
But I didn't shoot no journeyman, oh no! Oh!
I shot the electrician
But I didn't shoot no journeyman, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.)
Yeah! All around in KDice town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the killing of a electrician,
For the life of a electrician.
But I say:

Oh, now, now. Oh!
(I shot the electrician)
(But I swear it was in revenge for him stabbing me)
Oh, no! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!
I say: I shot the electrician - Oh, Lord! -
(And they say it is a capital offence.)
Yeah! (Ooh, ooh, oo-oh) Yeah!

And I got post banned for these lyrics?
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