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***Official KDice Fantasy Football League Application***
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:38 PM, Tuesday July 20, 2010 EDT
Please answer the questions below here in the forum. All of the questions are very important. We will be picking who gets in once when know the number of spots are available, but it should be 3 at a minimum.
***THE APPLICATION*** Name: Age: Favorite Team: 1) Describe the heaviest girl you've ever slept with. 2) Who is the best UVA grad current NFL player? 3) If you were making Kehoe dinner, what would you serve (minimum of 3 courses)? 4) Please use the word "shazma" in a sentence. 5)‪Q: Does the buffalo bill scene in silence of the lambs arrouse you? Do you join in the dance?‬ 6)Please come up with at least 3 kdice themed drinks and describe the ingredients, how you make them, how they should be served, etc... 7) Dog or Cat? And if you say cat you can get fucked. 8) Who is the greatest NFL running back of all time? ***MadHat_Sam: you agree to be banned from kdice, mains and alts if you go inactive in ffb*** Good luck and thanks. -JP and the rest of the league |
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yellowfin wrote
at 1:08 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT Chris, like everyone else on kdice who pwns
43, but don't look a day older that 41 South Carolina Gamecocks, defending national champion baseball team. 1. Well, thats a tough one. Back in college we made an award called the lulu of the week award. It was an old tequilla bottle that decorated. The guy who slept with the ugliest girl that week, had to keep the award in clear view and explain what it was for/how it was earned to anyone who asked. Well I'm pretty competitive and had it for like 15 straight weeks at one time(lost 2 girlfriends during span telling them how I earned it) Problem with telling you how big a woman I slept with is tough one, as I was blotto what I boinked them 2. Thats a trick question, isnt it? Cause UVA really doesnt play football and Rhondi Barber retired. I'll go with Matt Schwaub cause I dont know how good Howies son is or debrikshaw Fergusson(the ot) turned out to be 3. Knowing Hoe is an aggie, I will start out with a bowl of Texas Chili(no beans) with chopped onion, cheese and jalepenos on top. follow it up with smoked Brisket with grilled corn and a shiner bock, and finish it off key lime pie because that is only logical 4. Pierce almost shot his shazma all over himself when he saw Hillary was going to pose nude in playboy. 5. No, it doesn't, and always am up for grooving 6. The roll out: 12 random shots in a line, and gotta drown them all down to finish the game The finluck: a perfectly poured ice cold beer with a sealed top on it so you can only look at it and not drink it. The dasstab: Looks like a blue Hawaii but really is radiator fluid. You take a drink thinking it will be refreshing only to find out you are about to die 7. Cats are for korean food. 8. Although career was cut short, it would be Earl Campbell in my book |
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Thraxle wrote
at 1:16 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT Did you intentionally fuck up all the UVA player names, or are you that bad at spelling? : P
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yellowfin wrote
at 1:27 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT give me a break I went to school at South Carolina, which means.
A) I can't spell B) Could care less how to spell an ACC schools players name. Pretty good job of naming every NFL player the have produced in 2 decades though. |
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the full monte wrote
at 1:46 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT i just found out that the magic man, don majkowski, went to uva. nice.
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yellowfin wrote
at 1:54 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT if you wiki D'brickshaw you fin out 1. he has a street named after him in his hometown. 2. He was named after Richard Chamberlinds character in the thornbirds, but his parents spell as well as I and spelled it way differently. 3) He was a Pro Bowler last year so he should be #1
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 2:07 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT VOTES ARE BEING TABULATED
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the full monte wrote
at 2:12 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT could LP, nodice, and greek please email me at notworthjoestime AT hotmail
fin, you are first alternate. happy, while some of us appreciate your application, most of the league hates you. sorry dude. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 2:12 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT The Committee has selected:
LeeeeeroyJenkins Nodice4u Greekboi to join the league email monte for the invite. |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 2:14 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT srsly monte you fail.
LJ not LP |
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the full monte wrote
at 2:20 PM, Wednesday July 21, 2010 EDT fuck me, i always get lp and lj mixed up. my bad.
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