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10 Reasons Why My Country SUCKS!
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Shevar wrote
at 4:02 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT
1. Our foreign minister is gay
2. We lost WW1 3. We lost WW2 4. Hitler is the most famous German 5. Our women shave 6. More and more men are using cosmetics 7. People actually think it is hip to drink too much 8. In the last 2 weeks there was like 1 day without rain 9. There is music over here called "Schlager" and it drives you fucking nuts 10. Most German women are reluctant to get buttfucked If you are a German feel free to continue the list. |
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jurgen wrote
at 7:50 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT Things I like about Germany
1) German girlfriends bring you your beer during a soccer match any time you want http://euro2008girls.com/sarah-brander-schweinsteiger/sarah-brander-01/ 2) Germany has the highest number of threesomes/capita 3) Shevar, CaptainLager, Hatty, Mustang, Tomster, wait I was giving good reasons right, jk, so there is 3! 4) my BMW 5) German Highways, you gotta love them at 215 km/h, over 50% of highways have no speed limit 6) Germans watch the most porn a day in Europe (k, I don't know if they can beat the US on that but still) 7) Germany is NOT #1 when it comes to consumption of beer. The average German drinks 145 litres per year ? Belgians are leading (150 litres). But that is understandable since Belgium also has the best beers in the world, Germany is a good second though 8) 78% of German woman aged 19-25 say they have had anal sex or are willing to try it... so Shevar, maybe you are unlucky so far or it's just you but you dated the other 22% I think 9) Germany has the highest number of amateur porn pics posted on the web (adjusted for country population) 10) German television airs soft-core pornography on weekend evenings If only Germany didn't have this damn Schlager music |
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nunes wrote
at 8:07 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT 18. Beer in Germany is not cold, this can't be right.
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Kazzo wrote
at 11:47 AM, Tuesday May 25, 2010 EDT 19: Every stupid tourist is allowed to drive the speed he wants on highways
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