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10 Reasons Why My Country SUCKS!
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Shevar wrote
at 4:02 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT
1. Our foreign minister is gay
2. We lost WW1 3. We lost WW2 4. Hitler is the most famous German 5. Our women shave 6. More and more men are using cosmetics 7. People actually think it is hip to drink too much 8. In the last 2 weeks there was like 1 day without rain 9. There is music over here called "Schlager" and it drives you fucking nuts 10. Most German women are reluctant to get buttfucked If you are a German feel free to continue the list. |
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LSK wrote
at 4:23 AM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT 11: People who live in East-Germany invented Indian-Chasing/Bashing (India-Indian)
12: We have a Party Leader whos called Cem Özdemir (His Parents are Turks) 13: German Soldiers are getting killed in Afghanistan 14: The Bundeskanzler is an ugly Physicist Women 15: We Invented the Petrol-Engine I like No.5, Unshaved armpits are disgusting (This was first used by the Arabic-World so stfu fin) If you LIVE in Germany feel free to continue the list. |
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LifeArrow wrote
at 7:49 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT Hitler was not German. doh...
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KDICEMOD wrote
at 7:51 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT he moved to Germany at age 3 and was the eventual leader of the Nazi party and dictator of the country......pretty sure 99% of the world would consider him German
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LifeArrow wrote
at 7:55 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT well, actually a lot of people knows Hitler was Austrian. almost everyone I ask. maybe because of internet trivia.
. his both parents were Austrian. the parents of his parents were Austrian. he was Austrian living in Germany. I do not think you would consider Einstein American just because he moved there. |
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the full monte wrote
at 8:26 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT yeah, but thrax wouldnt consider obama american either.
ZING! |
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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 8:27 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT Can't we just all agree to stab LA in the face with a moldy spoon and call it a day?
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Kate Gregson wrote
at 10:12 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT einstein was american, this list is hillarious.
shevar++ |
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Kate Gregson wrote
at 10:13 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT bc of the fat man and the little boy, btw.
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Gurgi wrote
at 10:29 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT lol'd @ 2 and 3
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KDICEMOD wrote
at 10:54 PM, Sunday May 23, 2010 EDT Hey, if I were born in Kenya I'd probably want to leave and try to destroy the country that I most admire/hate/envy/etc too.
But since my government tells me he was born in Hawaii, and my President tells me I should stop listening to any news organization that provides opinions opposite of his, I guess I'll just call it a day. Technology is evil.........hell, I can't even operate an IPOD!!!!! |
