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10 Reasons Why America Is Better Than Your Country
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:27 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT
1. College football you have soccer(discussion should end there)
2. We can make your country vflag first round anytime we want 3. If we don't accept vflags, well you can get whole board to revolt and we still will farm your asses like you were sorghum. Yeah, go look the word up, its easy to grow ask the Aggies 4. We speak English therefore you speak English, not visa versa. Conform to the highest denominator. 5. You don't measure dick length in metric it's inches, and we need longer rulers 6. We don't have Lers in our country, so Canada love you but you lose. 7. Our women shave, Italy/france hairy arm pit women = 8 v 2 fail, you're out too. 8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar? 9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you 10. BBQ. nuff said |
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shadolin wrote
at 11:40 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT I highly approve of this post!
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happytoscrap wrote
at 11:49 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT we speak English cause the Brits spoke English moron.
we have more morons that believe in God than just about any developed nation. BBQ has made the entire Bible Belted South into fat disgusting slobs. they are BBQ'ing twinkies down there. when was the last time we made any country vflag in round 1? we still have soldiers in Afganistan....Iraq...Korea. come on. the korean war was like 60 years ago. the only people who pride their country enough to think its better than others are ironically, the idiots of that country. |
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yellowfin wrote
at 11:59 AM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT what a dopey kid
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yellowfin wrote
at 12:08 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT 1. we spoke English because the British did. The whole world speaks English as a second language because we do fool.
2. Belief in God is a negative? Well choose your way. 3. Ummm pulled pork sammy with slaw on top. A good texas smoked brisket, some North Carolina vinegar base, or South carolina mustard based, or smokey Memphis dry rub. The entire south is fat because of BBQ? Guess you havent been on a southern campus ever as probably 20/20 of the best coed populations are from southern cal southwest and southeast. Want fat go to wisconsin or pennsylvania sometime Ummm remember Iraq? And btw the taliban vflag, are out of power and no longer in control Yeah the idiots say we are a great country yet the best of the outside world still wants to be american. Dont be mad that the best you can do is crystall. Small dick asian men arent very desired and most hot asian women chase non asian men as they want to actually be able to vfeel a dick inside when they have sex |
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happytoscrap wrote
at 12:16 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT we'll kdice has all seen your wife so we know why you're so bitter. if i had to spend any amount of time with that thing, i'd be bitter too. and you've probably had to fuck it.
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yellowfin wrote
at 12:17 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT lol, as if scrappy could get within 10 feet of her.
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shadolin wrote
at 1:23 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Fins wife is hot, and scraps your dating a person on kdice.... are you really having this conversation?
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RADDISH wrote
at 1:45 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Happy pls leave America, you dont want to be here and we dont want you.
Have fun wearing a turban |
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leeeroy jenkins wrote
at 1:47 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT Crystal4444: OK!! I will ware a damn burka
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dasfury wrote
at 1:51 PM, Friday May 21, 2010 EDT putting lers in at 6th as a nod to Oct 07 is genius
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