The sweater on the fat guy is like old and the body builder girls tees are kinda hot so I vote for video 2.

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of fun and games
Ive been around k-dice for a long, long time
Stole many a players soul and faith

And I was around when RND and Int
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Ryan
Cursed assholes accounts and sealed their fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around 500 boards
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the PGAs and their Sympothisers
TUS fought along in vain

I rode a K-tank
Held a generals rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the virtual bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While the Turkish PGA queens
Fought fruitlessly for a week
For the pitful score they raked

I shouted out
"Who killed the this wonderful game?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of fun and games
And I laid traps for DLK
Who got killed before he reached the next board

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every Mod is a criminal
And all the Pgaers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me DDDY
Cause Im in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your ass to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, we are all to blame

it must be sad to both a freak in life and on kdice

My favorite creepy pick up lines...

Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from the top bunk on August 28th at 7:35, in your room which I call Heaven?

Are you from Tennessee? Because your license plate says so. I had to follow you for four hours to get you to stop. Which house was yours?

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will knock you unconscious when you leave and drag you home by your hair.

Do you have a boyfriend? That was a rhetorical question, I know you haven't since Johnny McDale dumped you three weeks ago this Thursday.

Hi, I'm foreign. I have Russian hands and Roman fingers. Wanna see them? They're from the last girls to turn me down.

You remind me of Pokemon. I wanna pikkachu. I also want to keep you in a giant plastic ball in my basement.

That shirt would look great on my floor. Right next to the pile of panties I stole out of your dryer. They smell like you.

I wanna show you my "Oh!" Face. I keep it hanging up in my trophy room, with all my other exes.

*fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap squooge* Imagine that inside you. I do, everyday. WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!?

Shizzle

I've learned something today.

It takes "balls" to be a reporter.

Fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYCmzvkSrbE&feature=related

But then, some reporters are just idiots...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU_ejOKbHo&feature=related

Pool table conspires with pool pocket in an apparent PGA...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSTgiutScEk&feature=related

New game for GB, Gurgi & Zoid...

http://www.bizarrevideogames.com/youdasperm.php