Grasshopper walks into the bar.

Bartender says, "no way. we have a drink named after you!"

"Really?" asks the grasshopper. "you have a drink named Larry?"

A mexican, a jew, and a black guy walk into the bar.

Bartender says, "Get the fuck out"

Two guys walk into a bar.

Second guy should have ducked.

Two guys walk into a bar.

They are Kehoe and dasfury, and they are both faggots.

Why does a Jew pick his nose?
It's cheaper than using a tissue.

How long does it take for a black lady to take a shit?

Bout 9 months

Studious Gangster, Kehoe and Zoid are driving together one night when got into a car accident, died, and went to heaven.

St. Peter tells Zoid, "follow me. i will take you to the house you will spend eternity in. in there the woman you will share eternity with is waiting. shall we?"

Zoid starts to feel nervous hoping she's not a dog. "can i go see kehoe first?" he asks.

so they go see kehoe. inside, is kehoe's eternal bride. the fugliest woman zoid has ever seen. they chit chat for a while. then leave.

zoid starts getting more nervous thinking...oh man, if hoe only made one mistake, i don't want to see the woman i end up with. so he stalls some more. "can i go see SG before we go to my home?" so they go see SG.

they open the door. and there is the identical twin sister of hoe's bride. they chit chat for a while. and leave.

" zoid asks st. peter? "what the hell was that?" st. peter respons, "well....SG made one small mistake in his life...and that is what happened." zoid starts getting more nervous reflecting on his own life.

finally he builds up enough courage and allows st. peter to take him to his home. they open the door...and there is the most beautiful woman zoid has ever seen.

"YES!!!" cries zoid. "I must have really lived a good life, eh?"

"Not at all" St Peter replies. "That is Mandy. she made one mistake in her life."

kehoes is the best

a three Mexicans jump off a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins?

Society

How many ethiopians fit on a telephone booth?

All of them.

Which part of Ethiopia has the most population, north or south?

Depends in what direction the wind is blowing.