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CONVERT TO ISLAM OR DIE
panzer wrote
at 8:44 AM, Tuesday April 20, 2010 EDT
ATTENTION - From now on if you are at a table with me and wish to flag before i kill you, you must say you will convert to ISLAM. failure to do that will require me to kill you.

ALLAH AKBAR

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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 11:15 PM, Tuesday April 20, 2010 EDT
So wet pussy = friction? Where is the logic in that?
TheBetterYodel wrote
at 11:16 PM, Tuesday April 20, 2010 EDT
Oh wait I got it. Wet pussy releases friction which is what causes the earth to slip...Damn the mullah was right.
panzer wrote
at 1:11 PM, Wednesday April 21, 2010 EDT
I say this now before allah - statements like this from the monitors of the site will not stop me!!!

"panzer this is a warning, you can not threaten to "behead" other users that is against site rules."
panzer wrote
at 9:56 AM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT CONVERT

panzer: BLUE - CONVERT OR DIE
1dog: convert?
MysticHippo: lol
Bollerus: here we go again
panzer: to islam
panzer: CONVERT
1dog: flag teal
Bollerus: haha
panzer: say allah akbar and i will accept the flag
MysticHippo: lol
panzer: say it
panzer: BLUE???
Bollerus: falg teal
panzer: SAY IT OR DIE
panzer: ok - i will cut your head off now
MysticHippo: teal, do you agree to worship the hippo?
panzer: hes huge in islam
panzer: like the cow for india
MysticHippo: lol
MysticHippo: behemoth
MysticHippo: or one of the others?
MysticHippo: i always mix them
panzer: i am sharpoing my sword blue
1dog: sharpoit all you want...
panzer: ALLAH AKBAR
panzer wrote
at 10:54 AM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
OK - I for allah i fought these noobs 5 v 1. It was brutal but they all turned on eachother in the end - then i struck - he is the end chat -


tommuc: I didn't like blue getting at yell while he fought teal
Tw1NNy: true brown
Pereschfrem: what?
Pereschfrem: teal was beaten
tommuc: thats not the way you counter..
tommuc has left
Pereschfrem: what?
Pereschfrem: flag teal?
panzer: yes
panzer: gg
panzer: lol red
panzer: i thought i was going to die!!!!
Tw1NNy: gg we were ment to kill them both blue
Tw1NNy: but fuk it gg
panzer: ha ha ha ha ha ha
panzer: you suck irish
Tw1NNy: haha 3rd not so bad
Tw1NNy: blue this is y we kill them
Tw1NNy: they were wankers
Tw1NNy: he did fllag u
panzer: i will flag - just want to fight a little
Pereschfrem: k
Tw1NNy: haha
Tw1NNy: yeye w/e
Tw1NNy: its over for u now blue
Tw1NNy has left
Pereschfrem: wtf
Pereschfrem: moron
Pereschfrem: end it
panzer: what??
Pereschfrem: end it
panzer: you give
panzer: SAY ALLAH AKBAR AND I WILL FALG
Pereschfrem: what?
panzer: say allah akbar
Pereschfrem: your mother is your father
panzer: close - but thats not allah akbar is it??
Pereschfrem: yes i think
panzer: sre you sure - you went 5 v 1 on me and i won - didnt i
panzer: say allah akbar in i will lagg out
panzer: say it dude - for 1st place
panzer: i have all day
panzer: when you one stack reachs plus 32 i will behead you if you dont say it
panzer: ok here comes the swoard
panzer: allah akbar!!!!
panzer: gg??
panzer: o well - some noobs never learn
Troy11 wrote
at 12:32 PM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
i wish to convert to islam right here before we play a match... what do i do?
skrumgaer wrote
at 2:34 PM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
panzer:

for offering these threats give a reason why your account should not be banned.
greekboi wrote
at 3:02 PM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
threads like this is why kdice is so much better than gpokr. 1st amendment ftw!
the full moon wrote
at 3:51 PM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
Hey Panzer, du hast schon schön eine an der Klatsche!
These cards suck wrote
at 9:47 PM, Friday April 23, 2010 EDT
User Muted.

Nuff said.
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