this old cunt he played two he played nick nack on my shoe then i dropkicked him in the face and he pooped his pants so i rubbed his face in it then i hung him by his shorts on the tree that abraham lincolns father grew and he chopped down but it was back up bc i used his face to dig a hole in the ground and replant the tree and wait a minute was that really abraham or was it frederick douglas i think the latter with his whole peanut experimenting and so back to the cunt man he was covered in poo hangin from a tree and so i had people throw tomatoes at him then as he begged for his life i let him down and started to clean the poop off his naked body with a brillo pad that was covered in hiv+ blood and as the cunt cried and cried i bent him over and peed in his butt clean shot too right in the hole it didnt hurt my accuracy that his stink eye is 7 inches in diameter and then i got the crazy idea to stick walt disney or ronald reagan or whoever it is' cryogenically frozen male anatomy into this gaping hole and i guess i created some suction becasue it worked like a plunger and all this brown stuff and organs and wat not started spilling out of this hole and pooof out of nowhere its none other than hillary clinton he was possessed by her so she came out and i ate her with some a1 steak sauce and a spork and then les was no longer a cunt, the end
greekboi on Saturday April 11, 2009

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Promised to repent and attend Sunday Mass and ask for the Good Lords forgiveness. +chat +post These cards suck 9:26 PM, Friday April 9, 2010 CDT

I FUCK YOUR MOTHER,YOUR SISTER,YOUR AUNTS ,YOUR FATHER,HIS FATHER,YOU ALL DEAD FAMILY,ANY RELATIVE U HAVE,ANY GRL U WIILL EVER LOVE,FUCKING IDIOT
djenad on Monday August 31, 2009

neddless to say, but I do it anyway: most farming fuckhead on kdice. burn in hell you asshole.
beepa on Monday April 13, 2009

PGA with Luciano
Snookie208 on Wednesday June 24, 2009

he's in my PGE
Luciano R on Wednesday March 11, 2009

petomni: he is the McGuyver of Kdice
petomni: he can come back from anything
BatmanDan on Thursday April 10, 2008

unpredictable. Usually a self-serving bastard. Doesn't keep his word. in his own words: "fcuku: where's my sense of honor", "fcuku: oh right, I don't have one"
obscurehero on Sunday April 5, 2009

he is a legend and i hate when he beats me
leekstep on Monday February 15, 2010

does 100 reviews count as a 100 post thread? bc i'm almost there.