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UNCOOL THING FOR GUYS NOT TO DO
greekboi wrote
at 11:36 AM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT
so guys...played a few games yesterday. was my first time back in a while, got a little overzealous and played a shit ton of game from right here on the couch. problem is, i left my laptop on my crotch for too long, and it seems i have incurred some kind of damage to my genitals from the prolonged heat exposure. my scrotum is now hairless (i can assure you, it was not yesterday). also, i tried to masturbate and although i was able to orgasm, nothing came out. I'm warning you all so you can avoid this, either use a pillow in between or place your laptop on a table!

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Pat Whalen wrote
at 7:26 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT
except that this one probably also causes cancer.
RADDISH wrote
at 10:03 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT
cancerous GB sperm = guido zombie babies
leeeroy jenkins wrote
at 10:11 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT
but guido zombie babies could totally be perfect for Jersey Shore 2034
K8Dice wrote
at 12:37 AM, Tuesday April 13, 2010 EDT
I didn't need to know any of this. Thank you guys.
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