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UNCOOL THING FOR GUYS NOT TO DO
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greekboi wrote
at 11:36 AM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT
so guys...played a few games yesterday. was my first time back in a while, got a little overzealous and played a shit ton of game from right here on the couch. problem is, i left my laptop on my crotch for too long, and it seems i have incurred some kind of damage to my genitals from the prolonged heat exposure. my scrotum is now hairless (i can assure you, it was not yesterday). also, i tried to masturbate and although i was able to orgasm, nothing came out. I'm warning you all so you can avoid this, either use a pillow in between or place your laptop on a table!
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shadolin wrote
at 11:51 AM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT Sells his stock in kleenex... there goes all those sales figures.
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captainLAGER wrote
at 12:09 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT applying heat to your balls for a longer period of time is an effective contraceptive method. it kills off all your sperm. your ballsack is only outside the body because the heat inside would be too hot for the sperm. you should still have ejaculate though, which is produced in the prostate.
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StormLord wrote
at 12:12 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT Thank fuck he can't have kids.
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Andro66 wrote
at 12:20 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT omg! no gb offspring!
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Mutt_Rat wrote
at 2:59 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT So if I wanted to not get pregnant, I could just splash scaling hot water on someones balls? Good to know... Heat kills sperm. ^.^
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leeeroy jenkins wrote
at 4:22 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT no, it's the prolonged exposure to heat that kills sperm-- notice that lager said "longer period of time", not a quick splash.
however, pretty sure that would get you the rep as the crazy chick who burned someone's nuts and no dude would want to sleep with you... so mission accomplished? |
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fcuku_ wrote
at 5:52 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT dude, this is 10x better than using a condom
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fcuku_ wrote
at 5:53 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT but yeah you totally should have just posted this in your other thread
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greekboi wrote
at 6:29 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT yeah shit ur right
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longpube wrote
at 6:33 PM, Thursday April 8, 2010 EDT im still lost if this is a good thing or a bad thing....and will it be a lasting effect cause if this is the case there is no need to a vasectomy imo.
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