Someone please make a demotivational poster out of Yodel's rants.

This new, "I am a badass" shit has so much potential.

Spoken like a true alt.

we dont know you but somehow you know everything about everyone...everyone's a cheater...ive never heard a grown man whine so much

at the end of the day...you just want attention

you want to be loved...

someone give yodel a hug

NOT IT

Oh, Yodel is a badass, with an enormous cock living in Santa Barbara more willing to flame anonymous kdice players then pick up drunk women in the famed IV adjacent to where he lives.

How and where he finds his fuel to flame is beyond me.

I'm not going to talk to you about where I live. It only means you are hacking the site and can see my IP's.

Oh wait I'll say one thing. We call IV, HIV here. Because you get stds out the ass if you fuck around there. + The cops are everywhere. It's not like when I was 14 and 5 girls would get raped every weekend. Now all the kegs have bar codes and the cops take the dude who bought it to jail if there are underage people in the house. That basically killed IV.


@ Travis. Obviously you know that Jesse is Ryan's cousin and you exploit it as much as you can. You are pathetic. Stop speaking it is offensive to everyone.

wow your responses are getting weaker...am i hitting a nerve?

you're breaking down.
someone will hug you yodel...

and wtf do you get this stuff...like seriously do you sit in your place and think of weird new stuff to accuse ppl of?

Umm no other people know Jesse is related to Ryan. I was told by them and in front of Jesse who was screaming at them to not say anything. You were there.

God you are one seriously fucking stupid waste of space.