"in order to get with girls, you need to be sexy. in order to be sexy, you need to feel sexy. in order to feel sexy, you need to tell yourself you are sexy. basically, be a cocky douchebag."

Hmm good job on the girls gb, but this is just bad advice. The difference between full fledged douches and insecure guys who try to act douchy is clear and the latter always look infinetly more ridiculous than the former.

So if you're not already a douche I say dont fall for the "in order to feel sexy, you need to tell yourself you are sexy" self-help bs if you dont want them regretting sleeping with you later and try to do the best with what you got. Also drink a lot and the occasion will come up, 12/12 is a lot of work to do good luck.

I'm fat and ugly, remember?


But on a serious note, I would suggest buying a poisonous snake of some type or some syringes and then fill them with Tylenol PM (make sure you get the small syringes so they fit into a blow dart gun.) Then just go about your business fcken em one at a time, and once you finish up, just shoot them or give your snake the "Bite" command. Sometimes the Tylenol PM gives them a rash and shit, but they will wake up within 72 hours. If they don't wake up at all, ferk em some more, look on the bright side, at least its not a once night stand.

Most of the time they will eventually wake up, just tell them that you're their uncle or something.

WAKE UP !!!!!!!!!!
and it will over

all be

man, remember when gb was sad his gf and him werent together anymore?

greek, thats a good story. i dont know if its true, but regardless, top notch. i like the bell-in hand personally.

this semester, i batted the cycle: freshman, sophomore, junior, senior. also, i fucked a model.

i still havent made any headway on the other 7 girls, but maybe with luck it'll be fun.

on a side note.... some hot girls like kdice... just sayin >.<

you're not hot rectangle face

Zoid!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >.<