seems like this shoulda been posted in the jp/kehoe thread.

pinch yourself

This is simply.

Convince the seven others to participate in a 8some and videotape it. Exercise the most dastardly toys and techniques. Blackmail all 7 with the threat of making the video public.

It's a win/win.

A)You have an 8some
B)You have an 8some and you become a god.

simple*, fuck.

Bhahaha

You would comment on this post Bison...and a little disappointed in your advice. Thought you would of been a little bit more creative then that. Sounds like a fun group of ladies though.

the solution is to do something completely degrading to each of them.

a facial might suffice, or anything involving the butt, but the more degrading you treat each girl, the less of a chance she will tell her friends that you smushed.

once you nail all 12, bang the teacher to complete the baker's dozen.

Is this a storyline of some porno I haven't seen?

ok, this is how i did it. except it was only a group of 6 girls. and by the way, trendz knows nothing about picking up girls.

i'll start with a slight background. i get to college. im 17 at the time, because my birthday is late. me and my 3 roomates are just like any other university freshman; we have no idea where to party and how to get booze, other than asking bums in faneuil hall to help us out. on the 4th day of school, one of our roomates reveals to us that his sister (who happened to be a smokeshow, went to school with us and had an offcampus apartment. so he asked her if we could come up that weekend to see what it was like. we went up there, and found out that they had the most killer place in all of boston to party (most offcampus people only have a small one floor apartment, they had a huge 3 floor half of a duplex). blah, blah, blah, for the first few weeks they thought i was this cocky little douchebag from NY (which is pretty true). Every weekend, a couple hundred kids would come through and party. Eventually, it got around to one of the older girls (from my roomate), that i said i could easily bag this girl lauren if i wanted to. she confronted me about it and told me i was crazy to think she'd get with my young cocky bitchass. OHHHHHH, i forgot to mention I was still in a relationship that had begun in the summer after i graduated. anyways, eventually i got with one of the girls (not lauren, melissa). she sucked my dick, but we couldnt fuck because she had her period. the next weekend she was begging me to stay over, as well as the weekend after that, but i declined because i was beginning to build up a guilty conscious (or was it just because i was worried about my girlfriend finding out when she eventually figured out a way to come see me (she was a senior in high school still). so, for the remainder of freshman year, i remained faithful with the exception of banging two girls from my dorm (once each). then, on the last day of school before we all went home for summer break, i get a call from that girl Lauren. its about 1:30am, but lauren didn't live all the way up on the hill, her apartment was on campus. so i headed there, and ended up sleeping with her for the nite. my first older college girl bang had occurred!! the next semester wen we got back after summer, only 1 of my original roomates hadn't dropped out (that includes the roomate who's sister went here). however, they no longer had that banging house because the PKA frat had taken over the lease on both halves for the next 3 years or so. Anyways, this story is hard to write because i've been here 3 years now and not only is it hard to recall everything, but also its a long period of time to summarize. so basically during sophmore year, i ended up banging 3 of the other girls. one of them was lauren's roomate, and i only think she banged me because she was jealous that lauren had done so (im pretty sure they all wulda gotten with me had they not felt like they'd have gotten shit with hooking up with a younger cocky douchebag). whatever, sophmore year bores me, im heading to this year, in which i banged the 6th, and best, of the group. i had been flirting with this girl for my entire freshman and sophmore years,always telling her how beautiful she was, etc. but i was her younger brothers friend and also, 5 of her best friends had already slept with me. but then one fateful nite came. this past halloween nite. she was dressed as little red riding hood, looking beautiful as ever, and i was partnered up as Woody and Buzz with my buddy from home. I had 3 friends from home over, and knew i had to impress them somehow. so i took full advantage of the free bar, got really drunk, and began to flirt with her. id go up say hey tell her she was looking so sexy i wanted to eat her, then id walk away and let her do her thing. at some point in the nite, we came home and my 3 friends had somehow found my apartment from the party and were all half naked sleeping on the living room floor (this is what my roomate told me, who is the only ugly girl of the group and i prbably won't bang her at least until the last day of our lease). anyway, at some point i came to the realization/sobering moment of seeing her naked ass below me as i reamed my penis inside of her. and there you have it, i had banged 6/7 of the girls i hang out most with.

now, i kinda just told this story bc im home on spring break and bored at the moment, not to feed into ur "humor" or help u get girls. but i will tell u this:
in order to get with girls, you need to be sexy.
in order to be sexy, you need to feel sexy.
in order to feel sexy, you need to tell yourself you are sexy. basically, be a cocky douchebag. act like you're the man. if you walk with swag, people notice it. once u have that confidence, then u can start approaching girls. if you can make a girl feel like she's the hottest thing on this side of the mississippi, shes gonna fuck u like a barbarian. i know i make it sound easy, but it really is. stop being a pussy. go up to a girl, and talk to her. don't talk bullshit, asking her where she works, or talking about the weather. tell her something interesting to get a conversation started, then just start asking her bullshit that u don't really give a shit about. this allows you to sit there quietly and allow her to talk, pretending throughout that u are interested. also, don't stand there too long. either before u approach them/her, tell them u only have a minute to say hi then u gotta get back to your friends. this gives u a way out, and also makes it so that the girl(s) dont feel as though you are desperate or they are stuck talking to you. if this shit don't work, then either you're face is broken, you're not interesting her enough or maybe the bitch is a stupid loser. if thats the case move on to the next. 20 no's will usually result in 1 yes.

oh and lastly, never, ever let them know u play kdice or any other nerdy ass video game. hot girls dont give a fuck about that shit.

tl;dr

i wont read that,