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just when i thought i was starting to understand my wife.
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the full monte wrote
at 9:06 PM, Tuesday December 1, 2009 EST
wife: dont get me wrong, but i think it might be time to start expanding the family.
me: how could i get you wrong on that? wife: you might want to start expanding. me: ... so should i pwn your uterus tonight? wife: what? me: nvm. |
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fcuku wrote
at 2:34 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST heh, would post something witty here, but sleep deprivation is getting the better of me
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dasfury wrote
at 7:45 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST 'took you long enough'
Hustler club here in balti is fairly tame compared to the other options we have, not sure about NO. However that Harrahs was a shit ton of fun last time i was there. Go to Mother's (awesome breakfast if i recall) since it seems like you are right there (poydras and tchopitoulas), or take a trek to Domilise's for killer poboys. Franky and Johnnys is good for crawfish. That is some serious heat you are getting Thrax. |
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the full monte wrote
at 8:11 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST oh shit, thanks int. i re-read das's post character for character, and now i finally get it too. jesus, im retarded.
thrax, does your wife read the natural family planning book every day of the week? things my wife taught me from that: sperm live inside her for a couple days, so you actually start having sex a couple days before her high-cervical-fluid time of month. also, perhaps you should switch to once every other night, so that you can have more sperm per shot. but im still bible belt at heart, so i recommend to all single dudes not to go around fucking every hot girl or fat peruvian they can find. i like the fact that my wife doesnt have anyone to compare me to. even if i can only stack a 4stack in round 3, shes happy with it cus she never compared it to kehoe's 8stack. i know this analogy is overused. fuck you. |
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Shevar wrote
at 8:38 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST switching to every other night is not a good idea. its better to pump every full load you have into your wife's vagina. the more you pump in there the better are the chances of someone getting through.
you might wanna check on your positions, too. doggy style is said to yield good results. but be sure to penetrate her clit while ejecting your semen. that way the uterus gets most receptive. |
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fcuku_ wrote
at 8:50 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST also, if you havent gotten a cafe au lait or a beignet yet, go do that now, doesnt matter from where, you just need to do it
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Kehoe wrote
at 9:01 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST Shit, I may have a 2 stack if I'm lucky.
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fcuku_ wrote
at 9:50 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST i got a 4 but its 2x2 stacked, ladies love the dice girth
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:37 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST Just 12 more posts to 100!!!!
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dasfury wrote
at 11:41 AM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST Reagan kind of looks like a Sesame Street character
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lesplaydices wrote
at 1:51 PM, Friday December 4, 2009 EST so i recommend to all single dudes not to go around fucking every hot girl or fat peruvian they can find
this is actually the funniest thing. |