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just when i thought i was starting to understand my wife.
the full monte wrote
at 9:06 PM, Tuesday December 1, 2009 EST
wife: dont get me wrong, but i think it might be time to start expanding the family.
me: how could i get you wrong on that?
wife: you might want to start expanding.
me: ... so should i pwn your uterus tonight?
wife: what?
me: nvm.

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DoubleDogDareYa wrote
at 1:02 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
I was one in a rock band called "Uterine Pawnage". In fact, that is an awesome alt name for monte.
Thraxle wrote
at 5:59 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
Monte, 4 stacks don't do the trick.......build an 8 stack, then get her to vflag.
Cal Ripken wrote
at 6:18 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
THRAX MADE A JOKE THAT MADE ME LAUGH. HOLY SHIT.
dr. zoidberg 69 wrote
at 6:43 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
I dont take vflags in the bedroom
integraI wrote
at 8:23 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
yeah that's pretty fucking funny.
masterDD wrote
at 8:49 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
i think i just peed my pants,it is funnier when u think it is said by thrax,try it
moondust wrote
at 8:50 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
Doesn't work at all.
fcuku wrote
at 8:51 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
heh
Gurgi wrote
at 8:53 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
i thought the rapist's (zoid) comment was funnier cuz he rapes ppl in bed and stuff so no vflag . . .
integraI wrote
at 9:05 PM, Wednesday December 2, 2009 EST
oh i get it.
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