As of today, February 21, 2009, from 8:17 PM EST, "The DLK Doctrine" is hereby enacted. It appears as though too much asshattery revolves around KDice, and I believe it's time to crush everyone and beat some sense into you.
Even while being muted, I am constantly harassed and massive PGA groups rally against me, and I must say, it's quite entertaining to crush all of you collectively rather than individually.
The Doctrine states as follows:
1. DLK is the god of KDice, the all-time champion and creator of logic and strategic gameplay of the 21st century.
2. In any game of KDice, DLK no longer recognizes flags. A flag to DLK is like saying "I surrender today, but tomorrow I'll end up on your Perma-PGE list anyway", so DLK will bring the fight to you first and avoid the drama in between.
3. The enemies of DLK will rally PGA groups in-game, but DLK will recognize such rallies and you will be met with an equally sized force to tear you apart.
4. DLK is unbeatable and eternal. You may manage to beat him in one lucky game with your group of spice girls, but he comes back to ruin your game.

Closing thoughts: It's obvious everyone in KDice struggles more than me to obtain points. That's because you all suck at this game. Now if you don't want to get in the path of the DLK Doctrine, just don't be an ass during a game, I only add dipshits to my Perma-PGE list anyway. I actually fight for justice, and only enjoy fair games where everyone has equal chance.