IM SURE YOUVE ALL READ WISH'S GUIDE AND OR XCVALKILMER'S FAQ ON KDICE, BUT THEYRE ALL A BUNCH OF PANSIES HERES HOW YOU REALLY PLAY:

FIRST, ID LIKE TO POINT OUT A FEW THINGS
-KDICE IS NOT FAIR, IF THATS THE CASE WE COULDNT MAKE JOSE GO CRAZY WHEN HE COMES AROUND, WE COULDNT LISTEN TO PAT COMPLAIN, AND FIERO WOULDNT MAKE 5000 'OMG RYAN HATES ME THREADS' AND HE WOULD WIN EXACTLY HALF OF HIS 8V8S (OR 45% IM SURE SKRUM OR THRAX OR ONE OF THOSE faggots WILL CORRECT ME HERE)
-IMPERFECTION IS WHAT MAKES THIS GAME GREAT. CASE AND POINT: SOMETIMES AN 8V3 FAILS, PEOPLE REVOLT, THERE are PGE'S, SOMETIMES THE 3V8 WINS, PEOPLE NEED TO EMBRACE ALL THE QUIRKS OF THIS GAME
-VFLAGGING IS the devil: IF ANYONE AT YOUR TABLE FLAGS BEFORE ROUND 8, everyone should scream COUNTER, BC THAT EARLY AN AGREEMENT BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE NOT TO ATTACK EACHOTHER (IE. FLAGGING) IS JUST AS GOOD AS A TRUCE
-THERE ARE NO HIGHER TABLE FRIENDS, IN FACT THEY SCREW EACHOTHER OVER MANY MORE TIMES THAN THE NOOBS DO, THE OLDER CABALS AND PGA TEAMS DONT REALLY REAR THEIR HEADS UNTIL THE LAST WEEK OF THE MONTH ANYWAYS, THE ONLY PLACE IT REALLY HAPPENS ON A REGULAR BASIS IS ON THE LOWER TABLES GO READ JEREMY S'S FAQ ON HIGH TABLE PLAY, I DONT FEEL LIKE REPEATING IT

OK NOW ONTO THE STRATEGY PART:

1) THE BIGGEST YOU NEED TO GET IN THE FIRST ROUND IS 5 LANDS, ANY MORE AND YOULL BE SUSCEPTIBLE TO CUTTING AN OR RUINING (UNLESS OF COURSE YOURE TAKING CONTROL OF A CORNER)

2) IF SOMEONE TRIES TO TRUCE YOU BUT WHAT THEYRE REALLY TRYING TO SAY IS PLEASE DONT KILL ME YOU HAVE TWO OPTIONS
-#1- KILL THEM IMMEADIATELY- WORKS THE BEST BEFORE ROUND 8 ON THE HIGHER TABLES, BC EVERYONE AT THEM WOULD SELL THEIR SOUL FOR MORE IMAGINARY INTERNET POINTS, AND IM NOT SAYING JUST NIBBLE AT THEM, LIKE BRING THEM DOWN TO TWO UNCONNECTED LANDS, AND IF THEY TRY TO COMPLAIN JUST SAY 'I DONT ACCEPT VFLAGS YOU FAGGOT'
-#2- SPARE THEM ON THE CONDTITION THAT THEY WILL FLAG BELOW YOU- ONCE AGAIN, DOESNT WORK ON THE HIGHER TABLES BC THEY ARE POINT HOARDERS

3)FARM WHENEVER POSSIBLE- I MEAN YOURE IN FIRST, YOURE THE MAN WITH THE BIG STACKS, YOU DECIDE WHAT HAPPENS AND WHAT DOESNT HAPPEN, AND WHEN YOU WIN, YOU MIGHT AS WELL GET THE MOST POINTS POSSIBLE

4)TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK- CANT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, THE SILENT PARTS OF THE GAME ARE NEXT TO DEAD, IF YOU WANT A TRUCE AND DONT WANT TO GET BACKSTABBED GET IT IN THE CHATBOX, IT SERVES AS PROOF FOR LATER

5) IF SOMEONE MAKES A STUPID MOVE AROUND YOU, MAKE THEM PAY FOR IT, THEY JUST RELEASE YOUR 8 STACK? CRUSH THEM WITH IT FOR BEING STUPID IF IT IS THE MOST LOGICAL CHOICE

6)WHEN AT THE END GAME GO FOR THE NEAREST CUT, AND 7V8 TO GET IT IF YOU CAN, IT WORKS BEST WHEN YOURE THE ONE THATS SHORTSTACKED

7)IF YOU HAVE LESS THAN 6 LANDS, DONT TRY TO 8*8 EVER, IT LEADS TO A BORING BORING GAME, IF YOU GET AN EVEN ROLL OPPORTUNITY, DO IT

8)ONLY TRUCE WHEN YOU THINK YOU CAN BEAT THE PERSON YOURE TRUCING WITH
-MAKE SURE YOU CAN BEAT THE PERSON YOURE GOING UP AGAINST TOO

9)1HITS ARE HILARIOUS, DO THEM WHENEVER POSSIBLE

10) 'FORGET' TO FLAG- WHEN FIGHTING FOR A POSITION ABOVE YOU ALWAYS 'FORGET' TO FLAG, MAYBE YOU CAN FIGHT FOR THE NEXT POSITION, BUT IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU OUT ON THIS ONE, YOU FLAG OF COURSE

11) TRY TO REVOLT AT LEAST ONCE A DAY- 9 OUT OF 10 KDICERS RECOMMEND THIS THE OTHER ONE IS A FAGGOT WHO VFLAGS

12) BTW, THIS ISNT A TOURNAMENT GUIDE, YOU CAN DISREGARD ALL THESES RULES AND BE AS BIG OF A FAGGOT AS YOU WANT IN TOURNAMENTS

13) HAVE FUN - KDICE SEEMS TO BE FORGETTING THIS LATELY