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you had me at pga
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integral wrote
at 2:22 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST
let's put a spin on quote day since that never seems to work.
use the word pga in slogans or famous quotes for much hilarity. You want the pga! You can't handle the pga! Where's the pga? PGA: the other white meat My Mama always said, Life was like a box of pga; you never know what you're gonna get. NOTE: this post does not condone pga as a viable strategy in kdice, and is just meant for entertainment. |
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Mike_Mike wrote
at 3:57 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Man in Black: All right. Where is the PGA? The battle of wits has begun. It ends when you decide and we both PGA, and find out who is right... and who is PGA'd.
Vizzini: But it's so simple. All I have to do is divine from what I know of PGA's: are you the sort of man who would PGA or his enemy PGA's? Now, a clever man would PGA on his own, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for the PGA he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of me. Man in Black: You've made your decision to PGA then? Vizzini: Not remotely. Because PGAs come from kDice, as everyone knows, and Kdice is entirely peopled with Cheaters, and Cheaters are used to having people not trust them, as you are not trusted by me, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of you. Man in Black: Truly, you have a dizzying intellect. Vizzini: Wait til I get going! Now, where was I? Man in Black: kDice. Vizzini: Yes, kDice. And you must have suspected I would have known the PGA's origin, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of me. Man in Black: You're just stalling now. Vizzini: You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? You've beaten my giant, which means you're exceptionally strong, so you could've PGA'd on your own, trusting on your strength to save you, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of you. But, you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that PGAs are mortal, so you would have put the PGA as far from yourself as possible, so I can clearly not choose the PGA in front of me. Man in Black: You're trying to trick me into giving away something. It won't work. Vizzini: IT HAS WORKED! YOU'VE GIVEN EVERYTHING AWAY! I KNOW WHERE THE PGA IS! Man in Black: Then make your choice. Vizzini: I will, and I choose - What in the world can that be? Vizzini: [Vizzini gestures up and away from the table. Roberts looks. Vizzini swaps the PGAs] Man in Black: What? Where? I don't see anything. Vizzini: Well, I- I could have sworn I saw something. No matter.First, let's PGA. Me from my PGA, and you from yours. Man in Black, Vizzini: [they PGA ] Man in Black: You guessed wrong. Vizzini: You only think I guessed wrong! That's what's so funny! I switched PGAs when your back was turned! Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders of kDice! The most famous is never get involved in a PGA with rnd, but only slightly less well-known is this: never go in against Ryan when PGAs are on the line! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha... Vizzini: [Vizzini stops suddenly, and falls 7th] Buttercup: And to think, all that time it was you that was PGA'd. Man in Black: We were both PGA'd. I spent the last few years building friends in kDice, for PGAs. |
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stacy wrote
at 3:57 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Oh My God, Ryan, Look at that PGA.
It's so big! It looks like, one of those rap guys girlfriends. They only talk to her because she looks like a total PGA. I mean, her PGA, its just so big, its so round, its just so out there! She's just so... PGA! . . . I like PGA and I cannot lie!!! |
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Vermont wrote
at 4:01 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST hahaha. Stacy and Mike's posts were great.
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wishbone wrote
at 4:02 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Ahchoo: Let's get out of this ladies clothing and get into our PGA!
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petomni wrote
at 4:06 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST I can't believe I PGAed the whole thing.
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petomni wrote
at 4:10 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Ok you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my PGA!
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petomni wrote
at 4:16 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he PGA six players or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is rnd's PGA, the most powerful PGA in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
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Mike_Mike wrote
at 4:22 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST William Shakespeare:
PGA all, trust a few. |
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Mike_Mike wrote
at 4:25 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST A friend is one who has the same PGAs as you have.
Abraham Lincoln A PGA divided against itself cannot stand. Abraham Lincoln A PGA is the only thing I am afraid of that I know will not hurt me. Abraham Lincoln All I am, or can be, I owe to my PGA. Abraham Lincoln |
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Mike_Mike wrote
at 4:31 PM, Thursday February 7, 2008 EST Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: "Are you ready to PGA?"
Johnny Carson Anytime four New Yorkers get into a cab together without arguing, a PGA has just taken place. Johnny Carson If life was fair, PGAs would be alive and all the PGA'ers would be dead. Johnny Carson When turkeys mate they think of PGAs. Johnny Carson |