This I conceive to be the chemical function of PGA: to change the character of our thought.
Lin Yutang (modified)

Once you go PGA, you dont go back.

Stand up wherever you are, go to the nearest window and yell as loud as you can, 'I'm mad as hell, and I'm not going to PGA anymore.'

Howard Beale (Peter Finch) in 'Network'

Champions aren't made in the gyms. Champions are made from something they have deep inside them -- a desire, a dream, a vision.... a PGA!
Muhammad Ali, American Boxer (modified)

Apollo Creed: See that look in their eyes, Rock? You gotta get that look back, Rock. Eye of the PGA, man.

Integral... I don't like you anymore. I have no life and you captured that with this ferakin instigation! lol

A turning dice
PGA'ers at a great divide
Why d'you laugh?
When I know that you're hurt inside?

And why'd you say
It's just another day, nothing in my way
I don't wanna play, I don't wanna pga
So there's nothing left to say?
And why'd you lie
When you wanna play, when you're pga'ing again
Don't know what you lie for anyway
Now there's nothing left to say

A tell-tale sign
You don't know where to draw the line to PGA

And why'd you say
It's just another day, nothing in my way
I don't wanna play, I don't wanna pga
So there's nothing left to say?
And why'd you lie
When you wanna play, when you're pga'ing again
Don't know what you lie for anyway
Now there's nothing left to say

Well for a honest soul, you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
For a honest soul, you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
For a lonely soul, it seems to me that you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
You're pga'ing such a nice ELO

(Just...)
For a honest soul, you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
(...another day, nothing in my way, I..)
For a honest soul, you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
(...don't wanna play, I don't wanna pga. just..)
For a honest soul, it seems to me that you're pga'ing such a nice ELO
(... another day, nothing in my way; Don't know what you lie for...)
You're PGA'ing such a nice ELO
(...anyway)

Best. Post. Ever.

Or at least this month.

Certainly the best post of the day.

Well, its int's best post today.

Ive heard that ure PGA'ing. Let me tell u something. U sir, are no PGA'er

Why do I have to PGA
over every game and down the line?
I'll die in the tables above
and you that I defend, I do not PGA.

I wake up, it's a bad dream,
No one on my side,
I was fighting
But I just feel too ganged
to be fighting,
guess I'm not the PGA'ing kind.

Where will I meet my fate?
Baby I'm a man, I was born to PGA.
And when will I meet my end?
In a better time you could be my PGA.

[chorus]
I wake up, it's a bad dream,
No one on my side,
I was fighting
But I just feel too ganged
to be fighting,
guess I'm not the PGA'ing kind.
Wouldn't mind it
if you were by my side
But you're long Anti-PGA'ing,
yeah you're long Anti-PGAi'ing now.

Where do we go?
I don't even know,
My strange old friend,
And I'm thinking about those PGA's,
And I'm thinking about those PGA's.

I wake up, it's a bad dream,
No one on my side,
I was fighting
But I just feel too ganged
to be fighting,
guess I'm not the PGA'ing kind.
Wouldn't mind it
if you were by my side
But you're long Anti-PGA'ing,
yeah you're long Anti-PGAi'ing now.