OUR PGAS' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!

dumb and dumber ftw

It's all fun and games until someone pga's

WWPD? (What woud PGA do?)

And of course...we can't forget our Bill of PGA:

We the PGA , in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for PGAs

Wow it's like the opening line to to a constitution of a bunch of gay men on an island.

Lets hear more manly talk of being a fagot.

Yes!

ftw! <3 montecristo

Thraxle: Monte.....I'm the new pga king on the block.....I'll make the rules now thank you...

OK Thrax, since you are the new 100 king, I am giving you the 199 assist for a nice round 200! post

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to PGA the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of K-Dicers requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain PGA Rights, that among these are Epic connects, AIM, and the pursuit of Happiness. &#8212; That to secure these rights, Cabals and anti-cabals are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, &#8212; That whenever any K-Dicer becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the Players to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new rules, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate those rules long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that k-dicers are more disposed to maturbate, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such cabalistic assholes, and to provide new Guards for their future security. &#8212; Such has been the patient sufferance of these k-dicers; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of game rules. The history of the present King of K-dice is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over players. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid k-world.
He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.
He has forbidden his Players to pass rules of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.
He has refused to pass other rules for the accommodation of large districts of players, unless those players would relinquish the right of getting owned in tounaments, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.
He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their computer stats, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.
Blah blah blah

mine still wins.

Its better to have PGA'd and lost than to never have PGA'd at all.

SHOW ME THE PGA!!