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Bismuth is
offline since 10:58:04 Mar 25, 2012 EDT |
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In case you aren't acquainted with the most amazing fucking shit in the universe, get with the program. That shit is BISMUTH.
HOLY SHIT! this is real! this shit is actually real! this is the 83rd element! on the periodic table of christing elements! don't listen to me LOOK AT THIS STUFF:
8 reasons why Bismuth is sweet:
1. LOOK AT THAT SHIT!
2. SERIOUSLY!
3. Bismuth compounds are used in cosmetics, medicines, and in medical procedures.
4. THAT SHIT LOOKS LIKE STAIRCASES!
5. MC Escher was known to masturbate to larger Bismuth crystals.
6. Bismuth was also known to the Incas and used in a special bronze alloy for knives.
7. HOW DOES IT FUCKING GET LIKE THAT?
8. DO YOU NEED MORE PICTURES?
8 facts about Bismuth:
1. Bismuth was revered by the Mayans (probably).
2. Bismuth considers sexual relations with both men and women (element symbol: Bi).
3. Bill Brasky's penis is made of Bismuth.
4. An Asteroid made of 100% Bismuth would be so fucking tight.
5. Bismuth crystals can only be created in the laboratory.
6. When you put Bismuth on a sandwich, it makes the sandwich look fucking sweet.
7. The core of the Saturn is not made of Bismuth.
8. False teeth made of Bismuth should be developed.
what more do i need to tell you? here's the deal. you don't want an iphone or XBOX or one of them electronical devices for Christmas, you want BISMUTH! BISMUTH BISMUTH BISMUTH! in fact, I WANT BISMUTH for christmas. When I was a kid, I bought a piece from the rock tree at Books a Million. it cant be that hard to find. SOMEONE GET ME BISMUTH. |
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