Won't take a flag.

pga between ofotcn and supermjoelk

2012-08-08 supermjoelk, the chat jerk, keeps responding to my reviews and this time, in a common chat jerk tactic, he puts on a sensitive, caring persona merely as a rhetorical device. First, supermjoelk's response, then how we know, Dear Readers, that supermjoelk is lying: "if this is parody you're brilliant, if it ain't - and unlike things I write in chat I mean this seriously - then seek help. there are places you can go to, people you can talk to about what ever it is, that makes you try to find a social function like that in an internet dice game. most people ignore your reviews. I actually read it and had a good laugh the first time - second time I felt bad for you. I won't pick on you again - but that won't solve your problems. only you can." ++++++++++ I love this point, Dear Readers! The chat jerk who has any brains at all will at some point attempt to appear humane and compassionate as a rhetorical device to win the day. How do we know supermjoelk is lying? Because supermjoelk has a giant tell, a giant "false note": he exhibits none of that vaunted humanity and concern at any other time to anyone else in Kdice. That is, if supermjoelk were sincere we would expect him to be kind and generous and polite in chat on Kdice at all times. He is not. QED. Still, it is evidence of how much I have gotten to him that supermjoelk would go to all this effort to defend himself--and THAT is wonderful. The more it gets to the chat jerks the better; there is the unlikely possibility that they will change their ways. [Note: "Why bother, then, if it is unlikely?" Because the 97% deserve to see--even NEED to see--that the chat jerks do not win every time. Here supermjoelk loses again and again and it helps the 97% say to themselves, "Yes, it is worth it to be polite rather than rude. I already did that, but it is good for the chat jerks to get their comeuppance."] Also, Dear Readers, note supermjoelk's delusion of grandeur: in his mind, only someone who is "brilliant" would take him on; this is because supermjoelk thinks of himself as brilliant. If only his manners weren't below average. Finally, supermjoelk once again pretends to think that my reviews are too serious a response to "an internet dice game," but that same internet dice game is worth supermjoelk's being a chat jerk about. That is, supermjoelk makes the effort to be a chat jerk and that is okay; someone attempts to keep Kdice as fun and nice a place to play as possible and that is a silly waste of time. Chat jerks ALWAYS think that. How do we know supermjoelk is making an EFFORT to be a chat jerk? He says so above: "unlike things I write in chat." supermjoelk is ACTIVELY WORKING TO BE A CHAT JERK on an internet dice game--THAT is pathetic. ++++++++++ + +++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-08-06 supermjoelk, the chat jerk, lost the chat game to me again. All chat below is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ Walken: if u were to suicide it ---------- Walken: would make it easier ---------- supermjoelk: EIGHT vs 2 ---------- supermjoelk: the other one ---------- Walken: yeh np, can do ---------- Walken: ah k ---------- Walken: sorry bro ---------- Walken: you can connect i f uliek ---------- Walken: with 5 stack ---------- Walken: but yellow obviously ---------- Walken: will want to do the same ---------- 3.14159: please leave the grey 2-stack ---------- 3.14159: i need it ---------- Walken: yup ---------- supermjoelk: flag yellow ########## [Note: supermjoelk flags to me.] ---------- 3.14159: thanks teal [Note: I accept supermjoelk's flag.] ---------- supermjoelk: ah no ---------- supermjoelk: flag brown ---------- Walken: lol ---------- supermjoelk: that's better ---------- 3.14159: lol ---------- arthemix: ^^ ---------- arthemix: k ---------- Walken: pretty sure you're 4th ---------- 3.14159: that was pretty funny ---------- supermjoelk: know what's really funny ########## [Note: supermjoelk slow-plays his return to being a chat jerk. He waited until the game was basically over to start his chat jerk stuff.] ---------- supermjoelk: in a sad way though ---------- 3.14159: Kevin Pollak doing Walken? ---------- Walken: was thinking that ---------- arthemix: k ---------- arthemix: flag yel ---------- arthemix: gg ---------- 3.14159: thanks brown ---------- 3.14159: gg ---------- Walken: now teal fights yellow? ---------- 3.14159: i'll sit out for 4th ---------- Walken: for 4th? ---------- Walken: hehe ---------- 3.14159: i don't play for points ---------- arthemix: k ---------- supermjoelk: no, yellow writing 40 line-long reviews where he pedanticly anotates chat logs ########## [Note: THANK YOU, supermjoelk! That is what a hope happens to ALL the chat jerks. They get their comeuppance and they cannot forget about it. Wonderful!] supermjoelk: cracked me up XD ########## [Note: "The lady doth protest too much, methinks." supermjoelk is whistling past the graveyard here. He HATES my review of him--why else bring it up?--but he has to pretend not to care. So wonderful!] ---------- arthemix: teal is second? ---------- arthemix: lol ---------- 3.14159: i'm glad it got to you, super ---------- 3.14159: that is my goal ---------- 3.14159: by the way, supermjoelk--you lose the chat game again--you "broke" first ---------- Walken: ok teal ---------- Walken: lets do this ---------- supermjoelk: what happened ? [Note: supermjoelk is quite slow-witted. He doesn't understand that I quit even though I had 2nd in hand, that the player with the real "3" flag up therefore went out, and that he, supermjoelk, got 2nd even though he was by far the smallest.] ---------- supermjoelk: green? ---------- Walken: just gonna get some extra ammo ---------- Walken: in case i need it ---------- 3.14159: suepermjoelk's reading skills are not up to par ---------- arthemix: haha ---------- supermjoelk: what brings me to this honor? ---------- Walken: you're a mouse ---------- Walken: and im a cat ---------- supermjoelk: but what's with the other two wienies? ---------- 3.14159: supermjoelk is more of a rat than a mouse, right super? ---------- Walken: they had put up their flags ---------- Walken: and since u hadn't ---------- arthemix: i was flagged to yel ---------- Walken: you automatically get it ---------- arthemix: so i flagged rd ---------- arthemix: 3rd ---------- Walken: a big problem with the flaggins system ---------- supermjoelk: but who left? ---------- arthemix: yel ---------- Walken: yellow ---------- arthemix: and then me ---------- arthemix: brown ---------- supermjoelk: why did yellow leave? ---------- arthemix: cause of my flag ---------- 3.14159: i quit because i don't play for points--i hadn't noticed that brown had already flagged ---------- Walken: cause he doesn't play for points ---------- supermjoelk: sry I'm a little slow this time of the day ########## [Note: "This time of day" includes: morning, noon, afternoon, and night.] ---------- 3.14159: or i would have asked him first ---------- arthemix: lol ---------- supermjoelk: lol ---------- 3.14159: you are slow ALL the time, super ---------- 3.14159: and a chat jerk, to boot ---------- 3.14159: as my review of you showed ---------- supermjoelk: can I have first? ---------- Walken: yes ---------- supermjoelk: come on ---------- supermjoelk: yes? ---------- Walken: yes ---------- supermjoelk: let's roll, k? ---------- Walken: its possible ---------- Walken: i guess ---------- Walken: ok lets roll ---------- supermjoelk: 24 ---------- 3.14159: give teal the 120 points so he can't play the 0 tables any more ---------- Walken: i get 7 rolls tho ---------- 3.14159: that would be a great service, green ---------- supermjoelk: damn ---------- Walken: :D ---------- supermjoelk: I deserved it ---------- Walken: yes u did ---------- Walken: thats life ---------- supermjoelk: gg ---------- Walken: :D ---------- Walken: bye ---------- Walken has left ---------- supermjoelk: check out pi's chat comments ---------- supermjoelk has left ---------- 3.14159: check out my review of superjmoelk--the one he HATES ---------- 3.14159: because it has his own words ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ +++++ +++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2012-08-03 supermjoelk, the chat jerk, responded to my review of him: "seek help." Well, thinking and writing aren't really supermjoelk's thing; being a chat jerk is supermjoelk's thing. We don't expect much from supermjoelk's limited, chat jerk brain, and that is what he delivers: not much. ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++++++++++ ++ ++++++++ 2012-07-27 supermjoelk is a chat jerk of the kind that says "who does 3.14159 think he is going after chat jerks? who made him the boss?" supermjoelk's prickly self-pity is noted. supermjoelk resents any "authority" that tells anyone anything. His sophomoric notion of what makes a good society is "everyone leave everyone alone" simply because he resents being told to keep his room clean and brush his teeth. All chat below is verbatim as always. supermjoelk is red, I am green. ++++++++++ [Note: My assumption is that supermjoelk checked my reviews after I sat at the table. He didn't like them, I guess. That is, he didn't like my going after chat jerks. But supermjoelk simply sulks and never makes clear what it is I do that is "so not funny" (does anyone still talk like that?).] ---------- 3.14159 is here ---------- supermjoelk has left ---------- supermjoelk is here ---------- supermjoelk: so not funny pi ########## [Note: This is when only supermjoelk and I are sitting at the table waiting for a game to start.] ---------- supermjoelk: are u like that in real life? ########## [Note: See, Dear Readers? supermjoelk HATES that ANYONE would point at a chat jerk and say, "There is a chat jerk." He doesn't care about the affect the chat jerk is having on all the silent sufferers; he only cares that 3.14159 is too full of himself. This is a result of supermjoelk's low self-esteem, of course.] ---------- 3.14159: hi, red--what are you talking about? what is "so not funny"? ---------- supermjoelk: nevermind ---------- supermjoelk: just... don't talk to me ---------- 3.14159: just... don't be a chat jerk or web boy [Note: Yes, I knew from his first chat line what supermjoelk was and what he was up to. After dealing with so many chat jerks one can see the pattern.] ---------- Mysterion: purp ur start is lovely ---------- Mysterion: i thought i was you at first ---------- the_d1ck: :) ---------- the_d1ck: i do that all the time ---------- Mysterion: i was clicking on your space like "OMG WTF" ---------- _Matrix_x3_: http://www.ss.lv/msg/lv/transport/moto-transport/motor-scooters/peugeot/ihhxo.html ---------- 3.14159: what country has "lv" as the top-level domain? ---------- supermjoelk: u don't know even that? ########## [Note: supermjoelk's resentment spills over. He cannot stop himself. He REALLY needs to lash out at me for, in his mind, thinking too much of myself.] ---------- 3.14159: can't help being a chat jerk, red? ---------- 3.14159: pathetic ---------- 3.14159: neither are chat jerks ---------- supermjoelk: neither what? ---------- 3.14159: what? ---------- supermjoelk: u're stuid, hu ---------- 3.14159: "stuid"--yes, i am stuid ---------- supermjoelk: I thought so, actually ---------- 3.14159: "actually"! ---------- the_d1ck: any flags? ---------- 3.14159: flag purple ---------- supermjoelk: me 2 ---------- the_d1ck: teal? ---------- 3.14159: you have 1st in hand, purple--leave everyone alone ---------- the_d1ck: teal doesnt think so ---------- 3.14159: my motto: when 1st is in hand leave everyone alone... ---------- 3.14159: unless attacked or stalemate ---------- the_d1ck: teal....do you flag ---------- 3.14159: teal took back what YOU took ---------- the_d1ck: i see that ---------- the_d1ck: and i agree with you ---------- supermjoelk: no one cares what u think green ########## [Note: See, Dear Readers? Resentment on top of resentment. But it isn't enough for supermjoelk; he has to try to take me down a peg or two. He doesn't know that there is no peg. The garbageman doesn't think taking out the garbage is noble nor think he is better than the garbage. He just knows there is a job to do because the less garbage one lives around the better life is. That is all. Chat jerks are the garbage.] ---------- the_d1ck: not in the mood to get stabbed ---------- 3.14159: oooo, i really got under red's skin without doing a thing ---------- the_d1ck: so teal? ---------- the_d1ck: last chance ---------- the_d1ck: ty ---------- 3.14159: red doesn't like me "picking on" chat jerks like himself ---------- supermjoelk: flag teal ---------- supermjoelk: flag fucking teal ########## [Note: Teal attacked supermjoelk even though he flagged to teal. Still, supermjoelk RESPONDS like the chat jerk that he is.] ---------- supermjoelk: asshole ########## ---------- 3.14159: here is where the chat jerk whines about justice ---------- 3.14159: "i should be free to be a chat jerk" says super ---------- 3.14159: "why can't they leave me alone to be a chat jerk" he says ---------- supermjoelk: life is tough, hu green ########## [Note: supermjoelk projecting his resentment and insecurities on anyone other than himself.] ---------- 3.14159: for those around YOU, yes ---------- supermjoelk: why do you attack me teal ########## [Note: The self-pity smells so sweet to supermjoelk.] ---------- 3.14159: you are one of the rats and cockroaches we have to learn to live with ---------- 3.14159: gg all but red ---------- the_d1ck: gg

Yep, true

stab try vs Yark48 @Lavve

fuckin backstabber

just a backstabber . never trust him !!

Best player I have ever had the pleasure of playing with. Would suck his satanic cock any day!

delusional sucker of satan's cock

Not a good player to have at the table. Would not accept the fourth place (that he got by luck, not skill), and dragged out a game for ages, for no gain - cursing and swearing at everyone else while doing so.