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the official history of kdice monthly 1st places
montecarlo wrote
at 5:22 PM, Monday December 3, 2007 EST
note that there is natural bias in most of these. i praise those that i respect, i bash those that i resent.

MARCH: Grunvagr. from what ive heard from everyone who played that long ago (including my own experience with the beast), Grunvagr won this the hard way. no pgas, no cheating, just lots of games, and good strategy.

APRIL: rnd. this was towards the beginning of the cabal days, before it was completely formed (read: no AIM yet). rnd had 3 accounts in the top 25, performed favors with the lesser two, and had the favors returned to his primary. little known fact: rnd's original account was rndaxs, as far as i know.

MAY: X LUCK X. the cabal came into full swing by early may, with the instant messaging and all. rnd seemed to be running away with 1st, when a group decided that cheaters should not win. to beat the cheaters, the good players copied the cheaters, and formed their own instant-messaging cabal. its debatable who headed up this cabal. leekstep and Mikeypoo were strong members, and games were thrown X LUCK X's way. the person who claims the most insistently to have orchestrated the group is none other than CoMik, who was aggrevated that his old buddy rnd was about to run away with another easy 1st for the month. since this month, rnd and comik have never been on good terms.

JUNE: integral. the two caballing groups started to appreciate each other and mesh together, with everyone having a good time. X LUCK X pulled out ahead and solidified 1st. montecarlo (i love talking about myself in the third person) solidified 2nd. with one day left, a massive instant messaging chat was called together, and it was decided that, just for the hell of it, the whole group of both cabals (who now referred to themselves as green square, pink square, and black trapezoid) would flagfest integral to 1st place in less than 24 hours. X LUCK X was fine with conceding his 1st, and montecarlo was fine with conceding his 2nd. integral shot up and captured 1st, leekstep captured it all on video, and the hilarity (or tragedy) may now be viewed on youtube.

JULY: WayneRooney. well, after the youtube video went up, the cabals came crashing down. well.. more like the original cabal came crashing down, since leekstep reported it in a fashion that only targeted the original crew. around this time, a new method for easier 1sts was discovered: proxy cheating. with leeksteps guidance and help, waynerooney was able to proxy his way to 1st place for july.

AUGUST: Mikeypoo. after an exhausting month of attacking and defending in the forums, most of the old cabal wanted to take some time off. which left the door wide open for anyone to get 1st. since Mikeypoo was 1) extremely popular, 2) played 1000 games per month, and 3) an average strategist, he easily won this month.

SEPTEMBER: rnd. Vohaul and Zosod were heatedly competing in this month. rnd noticed this feud and helped convince Vohaul that Zosod was specifically trying to beat Vohaul, so Vohaul decided to get back at Zosod by helping rnd take 1st overall.

OCTOBER: Zosod. dasfury and MadHat_Sam fought back and forth for 1st and 2nd in october until the first 5k games were played. Zosod pwnd anyone and everyone on the 5k games, and dasfury and MadHat_Sam settled for second and third, but not in that order.

NOVEMBER: dasfury. the bitch of the old cabal learned his lesson from october, and won the only 5k game of november. he coasted to an easy 1st for the month after that.

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TheBetterYodel wrote
at 11:26 AM, Thursday November 5, 2009 EST
The title of this should be. "How the cheaters really won"
Cal Ripken wrote
at 3:04 PM, Thursday November 5, 2009 EST
that's every month yodel
the half monte wrote
at 10:16 PM, Thursday November 5, 2009 EST
i thought cheaters never win
dr. zoidberg 69 wrote
at 2:56 AM, Friday November 6, 2009 EST
im not a total loser
Boner Oiler wrote
at 5:01 AM, Monday February 14, 2011 EST
bump
CriticalDog wrote
at 8:35 AM, Monday February 14, 2011 EST
lol... those were the days.

Not necessarily good, or otherwise. But they sure were days.

I remember that I got accused by several folks for being part of either/both groups, and all the while I was walking around like an idiot, convinced that there would really be no point in cheating at a free game with no tangible rewards.

In my defense, I am a total idiot, with a fundamental belief in the goodness of most folks. Or at least, I used to be.

It's funny... looking back, I can see how certain things I viewed came to be. For example, when I returned from my 18 month hiatus, whenever I would do a -dice attack (4v5 or somesuch) I would invoke rnd. Since I watched him over and over do just that.

But the reality is, he wasn't any luckier than anyone else. He wasn't really risking anything to 4v5. If he lost, he would just get funneled or bumped up to make up for it. So there was no daring play there, no "lucky edge". It was just cheap cheating fraud.

I regret, in many ways, how trusting, nice, and clueless I am sometimes.
CuckSlot wrote
at 2:01 PM, Tuesday February 15, 2011 EST
Bump
AlphaQupNdown wrote
at 10:14 PM, Tuesday February 15, 2011 EST
i would like to play those months ..
these days are boring
Bleached wrote
at 12:39 AM, Wednesday February 16, 2011 EST
Ya, thats why I pgaed, I wanted to relive the old wild west days.
AlphaQupNdown wrote
at 4:55 AM, Wednesday February 16, 2011 EST
why did you fuck me ? we could have gold that month -.-
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