flagged me in round 2 and attacked me as much as he could before flagging out, ruining the game... big retard

smoking joker and jillyane pga

stabs like a bitch. kill at 1st sight.

flag ignoring prick

Backstabbing... as you might expect :(

he flagged other guy in round 2nd and at the end stabbed him. Total noob player

very gg! -- [This review was automatically posted using Deadcode Tools for KDice. Download: http://kdice.com/profile/44773121]

pussy

2012-01-12 It is no surprise that a few months after my last encounter with SmokingJoker he still prefers to be a bad player rather than a good player. His stats say "Level 49," but his play says Level -1. All chat below is verbatim as always. SmokingJoker is brown, I am teal. ++++++++++ SmokingJoker: yell i hope u r no asshole and kill my game ########## [Note: THAT is SmokingJoker for you.] ---------- 3.14159: brown, we hope you play the game on the table and not in chat ---------- FairPlay: no one attack brown please ---------- 3.14159: you are Level 49... you know how the game works ---------- FairPlay: it would ruin his day ---------- jason donovan: lol ---------- 3.14159: yes, brown, we didn't know we had to let YOU win ---------- 3.14159: NO ONE ATTACK BROWN! ---------- 3.14159: OTHERWISE YOU ARE AN *SSHOLE! ---------- 3.14159: right brown? ---------- 3.14159: brown? ---------- 3.14159: speak up, brown ---------- SmokingJoker: u all r high lvled player so dont be hating ---------- jason donovan: hahaha ---------- SmokingJoker: oh i missed my turn ---------- 3.14159: i AM hating--because of your attempt to win in chat ---------- 3.14159: just play the game, brown ---------- 3.14159: this isn't a 500 table where you have all the truces ---------- 3.14159: this is a 0 table where we just play the d*mn game ---------- SmokingJoker: lol i dont truce teal [Note: Not true as he proves in just a moment in chat.] ---------- SmokingJoker: :P ---------- SmokingJoker: by red ---------- 3.14159: you didn't get to level 49 without trucing ---------- FairPlay: but it is interesting that it worked ---------- FairPlay: yellow is afraid to attack him ---------- 3.14159: oops, i forgot not to attack brown ---------- FairPlay: counter ---------- 3.14159: next time, brown, keep your mouth shut and just play the game ---------- 3.14159: right brown? ---------- SmokingJoker: im fine with the east yell ########## ---------- FairPlay: counter time ---------- 3.14159: SEE? an attempt to truce without calling it a truce! ---------- 3.14159: THAT is brown for you ---------- SmokingJoker: that wasnt fine yell now i destroy ur first ---------- 3.14159: he CANNOT play with truces ---------- 3.14159: brown is an ignorant fool ---------- 3.14159: how pathetic brown is ---------- SmokingJoker: right teal ---------- 3.14159: wow ---------- SmokingJoker has left ---------- ++++++++++ ++++++++++ 2011-09-11 SmokingJoker insists on bad behavior over good behavior. Here is Game 2 (for Game 1 review, see below). Chat is verbatim as always. ++++++++++ 3.14159: smokingjoker, i left you a review--i hope you improve your behavior ---------- SmokingJoker: and ?? ---------- 3.14159: and i hope you improve your behavior ---------- 3.14159: yes? ---------- 3.14159: you will try, right? ---------- SmokingJoker: if u think u get this with a review im laughing ########## [Note: To SmokingJoker, good behavior is laughable.] ---------- SmokingJoker: :D ---------- 3.14159: laughing at good behavior? ---------- SmokingJoker: sure ######### [Note: Even saying "sure, I laugh at good behavior." Pathetic.] ---------- 3.14159: why are we not surprised? ---------- SmokingJoker: thats war ########## [Note: How juvenile. One of SmokingJoker's many excuses is "thats war."] ---------- 3.14159: "war"? really? ---------- 3.14159: one supposes that in HIS wars, SmokingJoker doesn't bother with things like the Geneva Convention ---------- 3.14159: since what is NOT in his immediate interest is of no use to him ---------- SmokingJoker: red i flag u ---------- 3.14159: what a surprise ---------- 3.14159: flag red ---------- SmokingJoker: red i say i flag u ---------- 3.14159: maybe HE also--like you--obeys different rules ---------- 3.14159: i find it amusing when guys like SmokingJoker take advantage of everyone else but then WHINE and CRY for consideration when it is there turn ---------- 3.14159: right SmokingJoker? ---------- SmokingJoker: i dont act like this [Note: ADMITTING by inference that the "this" IS bad behavior. SmokingJoker just doesn't know he has condemned himself.] ---------- 3.14159: you DID in our last game -- and you were PROUD of it ---------- 3.14159: selfish and self-interested, SmokingJoker plays with more ethics on the HIGHER tables, he SAYS ---------- 3.14159: so when he is slumming on the 0 tables, SmokingJoker feels that polite behavior is unnecessary ---------- SmokingJoker: they are all very interested in your storys ---------- SmokingJoker: red i say it 2 times that i flag u [Note: Oh, how SmokingJoker NOW weeps for honor and civility--but it meant nothing to him when HE wasn't the one on the short end of it.] ---------- 3.14159: guys like you ALWAYS say that ---------- 3.14159: "no one cares" ---------- 3.14159: pitiful, SmokingJoker ---------- 3.14159: you have every excuse for playing badly ---------- SmokingJoker: teal i help u for 1st [Note: Desperate now for "exoneration" on the "field of battle," SmokingJoker finds NO allies. Everyone saw him for what he is. Red and teal supported honor and goodness against SmokerJoker's offer of dishonor.] ---------- DilanDog: I see ---------- 3.14159: see? purple can't take it ---------- 3.14159: when OTHERS don't accept flags it is wrong ---------- 3.14159: when he attacks for no reason, it is good ---------- 3.14159: see how he whines and cries? ---------- SmokingJoker: stfu now and play ur game i play mine ########## ---------- 3.14159: it is laughable ---------- 3.14159: another typical thing from guys like him--"stfu" ---------- 3.14159: they have a limited potential for conversation ---------- SmokingJoker: sure with guys like u ---------- 3.14159: yes, honorable guys like me fighting dis-honorable guys like you ---------- 3.14159: yes ---------- Mr. Anderson: hi pi ---------- 3.14159: hi MA ---------- 3.14159: gg all ---------- SmokingJoker has left ---------- 3.14159: except SmokingJoker ---------- 3.14159: thanks for standing up for honor and goodness, red and teal :) ---------- 3.14159: i'll leave good reviews for you both ++++++++++++++++++++ 2011-09-011 SmokingJoker is a bad Kdice player, selfish and self-serving. "I want to play not waiting" is his motto. My motto: when 1st or 2nd is in hand leave everyone alone unless attacked or the game is stalled by no forward movement. In our game today, I was in 4th and actively fighting for 3rd (we weren't just stacking up). We only had a few lands and the fight wasn't going to take long. SmokingJoker, as teal, cut the fight short because he didn't want to wait. His excuse? Lamely, he mentioned that I had not flagged to anyone. At least that shows that SmokingJoker was embarrassed by his REAL reason. SmokingJoker knew full well that I was fighting only for 3rd as he, in 2nd, and 1st had very large leads over me and the 3rd place player. SmokingJoker's lame excuse embarrasses him, as it should. How do we know it embarrasses him? Because in the chat he mentions that on the higher table he plays a different style. Why would he mention that unless he is embarrassed by the pathetic way he plays on the 0 tables? Here is the chat, verbatim as always. ++++++++++ 3.14159: very bad form, teal [Note: SmokingJoker has just attacked and killed one of my four remaining lands.] ---------- SmokingJoker: lol ---------- SmokingJoker: did u flag me or brown? ########## [Note: SmokingJoker's lame excuse that embarrasses even him.] ---------- 3.14159: when 2nd is in hand leave everyone alone... ---------- 3.14159: unless attacked or stalemate ---------- 3.14159: smoking, you know better than that ---------- SmokingJoker: i want to play not waiting ########## [Note: The REAL reason SmokingJoker attacked.] ---------- 3.14159: then you are a bad player, of course ---------- SmokingJoker: i only need points for the higher tables ---------- SmokingJoker: there i play another style ! ########## [Note: Even more of a self-indictment, SmokingJoker proudly states that on the higher tables he doesn't do that. Pathetic.] ---------- 3.14159: you are a bad player--live with it

Terrible Kdicer.