Kdice Ultimate Strategy Guide:

Finally a guide to all kdicers that will earn medals fast and be fun! Follow this foolproof plan and you will be filling up your profile with medals! Let's get started...

1. Alliances:
They are extremely important to winning games and accruing points. This is easier to do without saying anything in the chat box, so that you don't get countered by the other players. The best way to do this is to find jokerswild91 and attack him. Other players will see you do this and if they want to 'be cool' or join your 'N.A.P.', they will attack him as well. Now you have a teammate plus all of jokers' land to conquer the rest of the map.

2. Chatting:
This is an integral part of the game. You will not get earn medals if you don't talk to and get to know other kdicers. The best way for you to do this is to discuss your PGE with jokerswild91. Since other players will agree with your dislike for such an unfair player, you will establish relationships with the other players that will help you succeed in all of your games.

3. Earn respect:
This will help other players identify that you are a competent player that can read the board situations well.
-This is best accomplished by earning medals that will stand out when the game begins. Following this guide will set you on your way.
-Once you have a few medals, you can show your kdice skills by crushing jokers every game you play against him. Pwning a player with so many medals (even though they were earned through PGA, proxy, hacking, point funneling, and paypal) will show your table mates that you know your stuff.

4. Be fair:
This is a meta-game principle that will make a lasting impression. If you have collected flags from everyone, fairly decide which player gets to Pwn JW for all his dom (assuming you can't get across the map to him of course, in which case you would have destroyed him already).

5. Chat Pwn:
Easily accomplished against JW. He is easily rattled because he is so mentally fragile; i mean this guy flips out faster than Kaneda_z at a 0 table. You tell him his FF team sucks, or that his haircut makes him look like a dilophosaurus and he will respond by 3v6ing you repeatedly, which makes for free extra land for your army.

6. Study the good players:
Sit at tables with respected players with lots of medals and see how they play. They will undoubtedly be Pwning jokers mercilessly, and you can see how its done. Ask questions and they will surely tell you their stories about crushing JW, and of course they will be hilarious.
(ask about these jokers stories...)
[jokers at the hot dog fatory]
[jokers getting chat pwned out of his lunch money by the Jonas brother]
[jokers 'accident' with a water bottle and an extension cord]
[the time jokers pwned himself with his shoelaces]

7. Be aggressive:
Do what is necessary to expand quickly and efficiently. This is why jokers cheats to get his medals; he is far too passive. Every time you get an even or plus roll on him, take it. You will expand quickly and win. Worst case, it fails...then you flag to the rest of the table and Pwn him both on the map and in the chat. Everyone else will like you so much from this that they will give you a high place in compensation for Pwning everyone's favorite PGE.

If you follow these easy steps, you will surely be on your way to KDice prominence! I wish you all good luck pwning jokers with all the wrath and fervor of a Killer Whale killing a baby seal. See you at the tables!