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Please do something with this player Donald Krunk
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Swingkid wrote
at 4:43 AM, Tuesday July 19, 2016 EDT
This review is more highly offending, using hate language:
"Swingerkid got his first taste for the homosexual dance lifestyle as young adult after watching Patrick Swayze perform in Dirty Dancing. While watching it repeatedly on VHS in his Dad's boyfriend's attic, Swingerkid would relentlessly practice his dance moves in the mirror between frantically jerking himself off while plunging his asshole with random objects he pulled from the rubbish bin. This daily ritual continued for nearly 15 years, all the while Swingerkid enjoyed a free education, furnished apartment, and wellfare thanks to the advanced Swedish social system. The Swedish social system even took care of his many doctor visits for such things as penile hematoma, ruptured anus, and prolapsed colon. Hooked on prescription pain meds along with a decreased libido and urge for deviance, Swingerkid hit a slump and pondered suicide. He gobbled up his last bits of chocolate and other other candies he bought using his welfare check, and crawled his pale ghastly sore-ridden anemic body towards his window. High off the pain meds and using the burst of energy from the sugar, he flung open the window and perched his bony ass with prolapse upon the window sill, like a disgusting disease ridden vulture ready to feast on decomposing flesh. His prolapsed colon hung from his ass and waived in the wind like a pink sock hanging from a clothesline before the cold breeze caused it to retract and twist into a fist sized ball against his anus. Swingerkid peered down at the street below him, cheerful Swedes and refugees walked about wondering how long the country could support such an altruistic and naive system, all the while Swingerkid felt empty inside. His whole life he never had to do anything or face any obstacles. He never felt hunger or had to struggle or strive for anything. He was empty inside. Just as Swingerkid was loosening his grip with his white claw like fingers with purple veins, he heard something. A faint but wild and ferocious trumpet sounded and an accompanying beat wiggled it's way to his ears. It was a clearly a Cuban beat, but the naive and complacent Swingerkid wouldn't have known that. But he did know that he LOVED it. He used his last burst of energy to roll backwards into the room flopping down onto his wood floor like a festering rope of spoiled sausage links. But that life-giving Cuban beat possessed him somehow, and he wiggled and squirmed his way to the source of that mysterious beat, his subsidized flat screen television sitting on his Ikea stand. Like a blind man having his sight for the first time, like finding an oasis in the desert, there it was before him on the television; Dirty Dancing 2: Havana Nights. Swinger kid pressed his frail index finger upon the remote as the television volume maxed out. He was completely enamored by the sweaty muscular black gentlemen and chiseled latino men girating and thrusting their toned bodies. Swingkid found a new purpose for his life and wondered where it had been for so long. Had only he known about Havana Nights sooner he thought. Swingkid was inspired, he HAD to know what else was out there waiting for him to discover. He pried open his sticky and crusty Macbook Air he was gifted for college. But today was going to be different. For the first time, he used his notebook computer for something other than gay porn or sex chat. He had to know if there was a Dirty Dancing 3. On the 11th day of his search, by chance he was lead to site full of the most toxic and depraved basement dwellers on the internet: Kdice. With a flaccid dick disappearing into his left palm, the television remote lodged somewhere in his lower intestines, and his right hand bonded to the track pad of his Macbook by bodily fluids, Swingerkid began clicking and clicking upon stacks of colorful dice. Today you will still find Swingerkid, postponing day by day his inevitable suicide, occupying his time and distracting himself from the dark hopeless despair of his meaningless existence, one kdice game at a time. Donald Krunk on Friday July 15, 2016" Please do something about this player. Best regards, Swingkid |
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bobajob wrote
at 12:30 PM, Tuesday July 19, 2016 EDT Why would you want to ban someone who can rant as well as that?
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getting_revolt wrote
at 4:49 PM, Tuesday July 19, 2016 EDT Bobajob: rant so well? Man, this essay is absolutely disgusting.
Had he just written "gay homo fag" as a review, I would have assumed that he was upset about an unfortunate loss or otherwise lost his cool. But a lengthy piece like this, full of prolapsed colons and penile hematomas tells a lot about a really sick mind. |
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Louis Cypher wrote
at 4:05 AM, Monday July 25, 2016 EDT 1) It has been 7 years and I still don't like that you defended this one: Louis Cypher's turn
Swingkid defended 8v3, 8 to 10, (1,1,1,1,1,1,1,1 to 6,1,3) .... It is on my wall.... To be remembered... 2) This is a pretty good flame. If we were in a flame group I'd say well done for a beginner. There are some mistakes of course. The person that has written it must care a lot about you. The person must also love this game since he gave it a positive effect in prolonging life(s). The person either has a medical background or we should think about other reasons for his deatiled knowledge of all those things he's writing about (not being a native speaker I don't really get all the expressions). But somebody's spend a lot of time to become an expert here. It is a little lengthy and not so much to the point. It is also wasted in the reviews that hardly anybody ever checks. Thanks for bringing this piece of poetry to a greater public. Since we are not a flame group (right? we are not?) I think it is probably a bit over the top, especially since we might have minors reading this. |
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whimsical wrote
at 10:12 PM, Wednesday July 27, 2016 EDT This may help you. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1735418/
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