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How to write a review
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Ignis Mortis wrote
at 10:10 AM, Wednesday February 10, 2016 EST
You lost the game. Your life is over. All hope is lost. There is no god!!!
You blast Eye of the Tiger. You kick the dog. You punch the cat. You tell that random kid Santa is a creeper and Elmer Fudd shot the easter bunny. "Life is meaningless because no matter what we do we're all going to die!!!" You say as you scream in the kids face. Now it's time to teach that PGA'ing flag disrespecting PGE farming noob a lesson. You go to the players profile and begin to write your articulate and well written review ...then proceed to backspace all of it replacing it with nothing but the words PGA and kill on sight. "That'll show him" you say sitting behind your computer feeling a smug sense of accomplishment. Perhaps ...just maybe the next time you feel the need to write a review you could take a breath, open a beer and watch some porn. If after some time has passed you still feel the need to permanently post a review to some strangers profile please by all means stop being a child and grow up already. |
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Louis Cypher wrote
at 2:08 AM, Thursday February 11, 2016 EST 80% bad reviews so far, 60% accusation of PGA... They did touch you there, right?
BTW, where do you find porn and what exactly is it? How do you get a beer if you have not reached the respective drinking age of your country? Answering these questions will help the minors playing this game and reading the forum to find their way. |
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Ignis Mortis wrote
at 2:12 PM, Thursday February 11, 2016 EST Well played. Now I feel like a jerk.
The point I should have said and entirely left out was the fact that players can sometimes post reviews before actually taking a breath and thinking about it. Perhaps posting in the forum after a few beers wasn't one of my better ideas. |