I think English should be the only language spoken in the world, and really we should call it American as we own the Britts since 1776.

The metric system needs to go away. The USA doesnt have use for it so nobody should have use for it. Start thinking like Americans and you'll be better off. We own this planet bitches

I think all women(except my daughters) need to have bisexual encounters(preferably with me involved

Bivo should be named president of some country that has a violent political takeover and be the fall guy

There needs to be a chain of car washes that give you soapy massages as your car gets washed.

I got more great ideas but time is short