I have read better ones.

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bivo on Tuesday January 28, 2014

There needs to be a rule that bivo-reviews must not participate in a contest like this. Else it is just boring.

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calls a quarter pounder a royale with cheese, but doesn't live in europe. likes to wear socks when he's sleeping. spills milk just so he can cry.
integraI on Monday November 18, 2013

That just sounds like a weak attempt at a "yes me" review.

Let me explain.

"yes me" (his nick) started writing a bunch of reviews with non-sequitors. Most of them awesome.

integral tipped me about it, and wrote a few himself.

I've even wrote some, here's one for ScimitarNZ, the stabbing slut:

"Likes to stab people to feel SOMETHING. Also likes to masturbate while choking himself. Enjoys long walks in the suburbs, codeine and enemas. His mom once told him he was "pretty cool". Hasn't been able to live down that yet. Once read "Mein kampf" and thought it lacked a satisfying ending.
apignarb on Monday January 13, 2014"

So, yes me invented that shit, and me and integral had sex with him and birthed ugly reviewbabies with no integrity. But at least they were remotely funny.

ik

was in reply to original poster really, and mostly just to brag about myself and show my review :D

Licks the salt off of Cheezits and puts them wet back into the box.