its really chase wrote
at 2:58 PM, Friday February 12, 2010 CST
Poland sits in
Britain sits in
Germany sits in
Japan sits in
USA sits in
Russia sits in
France sits in



Germany: hey you guys wanna see something awesome?
Britain: sure
Poland: DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK?

Poland finishes 7th in Round 1

Poland has left
Germany: hahahahahhaha
Russia: that was pretty awesome
Britain: lol
Germany: hey france
France: sup?
Germany: youre next fucker
France: not fair, guys we gotta stop him beofre he gets too big
France: i flag to everyone! fuck! just dont kill me!
Germany: shut the fuck up
Germany: no one gives a shit what you think
USA: Germany's got a point
Japan: france is such a homo
Britain: meh
Germany: i cant get the 1hit on him tho
France: i flagged! why are you even doing this?
France: you should just ruin russia
Germany: Russia, we cool?
Russia: dah
Germany: eat shit and die France
France: any help at all? anyone?
Britain: well, you did move out of the way earlier...
Britain: fuck, i guess im kinda forced to
USA: yeah, im just gonna sit back and stack, you guys have fun!
Japan: hey Germs
Japan: truce?
Germany: i usually dont talk to slant-eyes but yeah, it kinda works out for both of us here =D
Japan: sweet
Russia: whoa whoa whoa
Russia: what happened to 'we cool russia'?
Germany: i lied
Germany: lol
Germany: watch and learn kiddies, 2 kills right here

Britain defended 8v6, 24 to 21

Germany: shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Britain: well that was close
Britain: USA, what the hell are you doing over there?
USA: still stacking, lol
Russia: fucking do something already, we are getting double teamed over here
USA: well you do have france too, so its 3v2
Russia: france isnt doing shit
Britain: france isnt doing shit
Britain: lol, jinx
Germany: whatever, you guys are just jealous bc im styling all over you

Germany: finally, i get to finish you off
France: nonononononoooo! i flagged to you! at least let me outast someone, im just going for 4
Germany: let you outlast who?
Germany: this is just like last game
Germany: you get your ass handed to you then you ask everyone else to bail you out
France: i cant help that you are PGA with jap
Japan: whut?
Russia: quit complaining France you just blow
USA: yeah, deal with it

USA defeated 8v3, 44 to 9

Germany: what the shit?
Germany: Japan, you tard you just released his 8 into you
Japan: for honor
Germany: you dumb shit, now it actually is a 3v2
USA: Well technically a 4v2....

France finishes 6th in Round 19

Germany: there, now its a 3v2
France: omg, fuck you USA
France: fuck you Britain
France: why didnt you guys save me?
Russia: youre annoying
Britain: Russia pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one
USA: faggot
Germany: your leftover dice are gonna do what i say now anyways
France has left
USA: finally

USA defended 4v8
USA defeated 7v8
USA defeated 6v4
USA defended 5v8
USA defended 6v8

Russia: why are you always rolling all of you dice jap?
Japan: it is the way of the warrior
Japan: roll everything
Japan: =D
USA: the yellow bastard wins a lot of his suicide attacks too
USA: its beginning to get a little annoying
Britain: heh
Britain: well at least youre not me
Britain: Germs has got me down to nothing but islands
Germany: youre next russia

Russia defended 8v5, 21 to 22

Germany: ...
Germany: goddammit
Russia: dont mess with the motherland bitch
Russia: i thought you would have learned from you past mistakes
Russia: but nooooooooo
Germany: whatever, im still pissed
USA: whats that? you want me to attack you too germs?
Germany: fuck
Germany: this
Germany: game
Germany: im gone
Germany finishes 5th (forced resign) in round 45

This actually made me laugh so hard :P

Thraxle wrote
at 2:48 PM, Tuesday December 21, 2010 CST
Japan defeated 2v8, 7 to 0 (3,4 to 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0)

Japan: what the fuck was that?!?!?
USA: suck on my Enola Gay bitch
Japan: how did you do that?
Japan: I bet you can't do it again

Japan defeated 2v8, 3 to 0 (1,2 to 0,0,0,0,0,0,0,0)

Japan: OMFG
USA: LOL
USA: that's what you get for suiciding into me all those times
Japan: what is that shit?
USA: we call it a nuke....you can thank Albert Einstein

Japan flags for 4th

USA: gg all

Britain flags for 2nd
Russia flags for 3rd

Britain: gg USA, thanks for the help bro
Russia: mother Russia thanks you
USA: no problem guys

USA finishes 1st in round 60
(+1000 for 1st, +1776 for dom)

he shoulda made it +1337 for dom imo

bump cause first time using safari in a while and saw this bookmark

sorry to be a nazi, but
Russia: fucking do something already, we are getting double teamed over here
is not correct, it was more like
Russia: fucking do something already, we are getting effed by farming germany

nice time 2 bump

lol funny

bored.