Google motherfucker, have you heard of it?

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who will give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you are in the wrong house.

~George Burns~

"so like im sitting here playing kdice and my dick is half hard and im only in my boxers. so i started like playing with it and stuff. its kinda fun. u can bend ur cock like in half and its fine it doesnt even hurt. if any of you guys are bored (esp. wen waiting for a 500 or 2k to start) this may help."

--greekboi



honestly, 5 years down the road, everyone will realize that this quote will win the yearbook, and all their gay-ass philosophical quotes just look immature in comparison.

I assume you have your senior picture up with the jacket/tie/head slightly tilted, in which case the best quote from my HS was "I'm not wearing any pants in this picture."

"My mother tied this tie because I have no father: seriously, half of my chromosomes are from my brother."


Sounded better in my head but eh.

"I did not inhale"

-Bill Clinton

"If God had intended us not to masturbate, he would have made our arms shorter."

-George Carlin

from the other thread
"strindberg said he did his best work when he was drinking, all I do is looking at the ladies"

how about

"<3 => 8====================D"

or

"if einstein was so smart, HOW COME HE'S DEAD"- Homer Jay Simpson

"I don't want to die twice it is so boring" -richard feynmans last words

take life as it comes in your face and runs down your chin

or

my mom shoudl have swallowed me lol

:P