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demos70 wrote
at 1:41 AM, Sunday October 3, 2010 EDT
To Tetriscube
This man is the master of the craft, the trickster of the tricksters, the communist to the democracy, the KKK to the black man, the President Bush to inteligence and honnor. He is the king of all chaos involving a small insignificant cyber game called Kdice. You know, the game ripped off and poorly watched over by a lazy nerd who never grew into his ears. Who oddly carries around a yellow dog thing which he likes to take pictures of...do I smell akward sex tapes. Yes. Yes I do. Anyways, I digress. I hated this man with all my guts but then my balls droped and after having this strange event explained to me I quickly wrote this man off as a needed releif in the game. The releif that isn't really wantd in the least but adds enough flavor so that the people atleast pretend to bear with him for the sake of the entertainment. Yet, somehow, he won and is able to cheat the system time and time again. This could be explained do to him naming his child after Ryan's dead father or something, but I would say that a better answer would be that he got on all four and gently rubed a few out of Ryan's dick until all was forgiven. To do this Fiero had to get out of the way for a few minutes of course, but in the end the obbjective was completed. Now, I forget the rest of what that block was about so I am going to start a new one. I call this one: Fuck Montecarlo, But Not Really (Sorta). Monte PGA's like no other but that is ok because he secretly invaded all of our minds and made us go crazy with love for him. Yet, this is why Kdice has no women. We are all gay for Monte. Even when he isnt PGA'ing Das and other half-hearted computer gazers pass along Monte's orders without question. They are too inlove with all that is Monte. Even the noobs fear Monte as a god. Why? He has the power. The gift. The force. He is a god among kdicer's. Like that matters in the least, but it is true. So Monte have your godship over a pointless, poorly upkept, video game. We all love you. Hell, we all admire you sorta. But someday the game will be gone along with all of our great PNG trophies. And then what? The Monte wll fade into the past and Shad may find a life; fiero might stop sucking Ryan's dick; DLK might start a pathetic attempt at a mass holocaust; Ryan may take his head out of his ass. PS: I have no idea what I wrote but it was a love letter. I love you Monte with all my Kdice heart. Sorta. SprintTx on Thursday May 7, 2009 http://kdice.com/profile/28804137/reviews?page=3 |
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vashthestabde wrote
at 3:35 AM, Sunday October 3, 2010 EDT Thats a badass review
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jurgen wrote
at 5:20 AM, Sunday October 3, 2010 EDT Congratulations, Wish. You not only played the game at your usual high level of skill, you gamed the system at an equally high level. You won by playing within the rules and were willing to put out the effort necessary to achieve your goal. Anybody who bitches about it should be ignored. The gold looks good on you.
Bone-Roller on Thursday May 1, 2008 Notice how BR already was concerned about playing withing the rules back in the great old days :-) |
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jurgen wrote
at 1:08 PM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT damn, this felt like a thread with some fun potential but it died so fast
*not getting my hopes up but bumpzz anyways* |
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demos70 wrote
at 7:56 PM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT yeah i'm so depressed :(
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JOKERS_PWNAGE wrote
at 8:15 PM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT I like it....so full of love and hate all mixed together in a blender of kdice emotion. Makes the veterans seem like the Yankees of Dice!
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demos70 wrote
at 10:51 PM, Thursday October 7, 2010 EDT Oct.7 2010 "2010-10-07 Kepler changed his review of me to: "I used a colloquialism on the internet and all I got was this crappy review!" Sorry, we were sold out of the crappy t-shirts. The review is all we had left. ++++++++++ Tom Wolfe wrote this one for Kepler and Djangoo: Little Kepler, he gon' get turned out,----- He gon' learn 'bout comin' through----- For the real funk, he be ass-out!----- Ram 'at sucker, he gon' pass out!----- Djangoo, he gon' switch from him to her-----Go Djangoo! Go Kepler! You lost the game but you just keep going! ++++++++++ Kepler, you wonderful boy! How happy you made me! I'm smiling and dancing! Go girl. Uh uh yeah yeah. Trying to take it back?!!! Wonderful! uh uh yeah yeah Go Girl ++++++++++ 2010-10-03 Kepler changed his review of me to: "TOTAL faggot. Also, he HATES it when I change his reviews. Homosexual? Possibly." Too late for you, too, Kepler, you and Djangoo. You lost at that game. You can't replay it. *dancing and singing* uh uh yeah yeah got you now girl you go girl uh uh yeah yeah Oh, how happy I am! ++++++++++2010-10-03 GAME OVER! VALIDATED! You can be the chairman of the Elk's Club Membership Committee, Kepler. Your unreachable intellectual aspirations have been exposed, my middle-class friend. Your pose as the cool intellectual tweaking the noses of the middle-class? Revealed--by you (validated!). They will let you subscribe to the Paris Review even if you are just a poser, Kepler. You can't help it; you can't bring yourself to hate your parents. To scratch his itch, Kepler changed his review of me to: "terrible player. rude and preachy. ruins the game of kdice for those who wish to silently play without interference." ++++++++++ 2010-10-03 Kepler says he and Djangoo are not "validated" by joining a fraternity (Kepler said it first; Djangoo repeated it). "Validated"! Literary magazines are knocking down your door at this moment. You will never live that down in your own mind. You broke character accidentally. "Validated"! Game over. I win; you lose "college" boy. Oh, how you wish you had not said that. ++++++++++ 2010-10-03 Kepler/johnmuir is Djangoo/Tarkovsky's little buddy. KEPLER SPEAKS! Djangoo: Fucking laggy wireless network---------- Kepler: hey oakcliff---------- oakcliff: howdy---------- Kepler: fuck you faggot---------- Kepler: howdy, what the fuck is that---------- Kepler: what are you, the cowboy in the Village People?---------- Djangoo: nice comeback, too---------- Djangoo: ...---------- affe mit waffe: lol purp---------- Djangoo: ?---------- affe mit waffe: never saw such people guy like you---------- Djangoo: ?---------- Djangoo: How so?---------- affe mit waffe: just wondering how you where able to get this amount of points---------- Djangoo: Honor and skill---------- affe mit waffe: cause you are just creating 2 bigs isles all the time---------- affe mit waffe: haha SKILL---------- affe mit waffe: HAHA---------- affe mit waffe: i guess luck---------- Djangoo: Yes, and creating two big isles is my strategy in every game---------- Djangoo: Not just this game---------- Djangoo: Based on what I needed to do---------- Djangoo: I always try to have two bases---------- Djangoo: Because that's good kdice strategy---------- affe mit waffe: gz for being stupid---------- Djangoo: (all sarcasm, faggot)---------- Djangoo: Shut your disgusting whore mouth---------- Djangoo: Before I put my balls down your throat---------- Djangoo: Fucking faggot---------- Kepler: Djangoo, that is just absurd.---------- Kepler: do you kiss your mother with that mouth?---------- affe mit waffe: lol---------- Djangoo: No but I kiss your mom with that mouth---------- affe mit waffe: flame kiddy ahoi---------- Kepler: shut the fuck up yell this is between me and purp---------- Djangoo: yeah yell---------- Djangoo: Fucking stupid piece of shit---------- Djangoo: Keep your cock mouth closed---------- Djangoo: asshole piece of shit---------- Imke: geesh---------- Djangoo: stfu red---------- Djangoo: don't get involved---------- Djangoo: faggot bitch shit---------- Imke: can you turn it down a bit?---------- affe mit waffe: lawl---------- Djangoo: can you turn down your assholeishness?---------- Djangoo: I can smell your cunt from here, red"
by oakcliff Thursday October 7, 2010 |
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jurgen wrote
at 11:02 AM, Sunday October 10, 2010 EDT To Ryan
i think this place has changed for the worse. should fix the lag before making changes that take away good things from players like you had to make things the pits. bad enough you think people have too many friends. and take away friends list and comments....this place is turning me away soon if not for good.... i have been here for a long time and this change STINKS to high HELL...... unvme4it on Thursday January 3, 2008 is unvme4it short for ungrateful bitch? rnd on Friday January 4, 2008 IS RND short for kiss up? :P just kidding. Mikeypoo on Friday January 4, 2008 |
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jurgen wrote
at 11:08 AM, Sunday October 10, 2010 EDT To Shevar
A splendid player that kdice needs more of. At first, I thought it was a little strange to have a "open" kdice homosexual, yet soon I warmed up to the idea and he really gave some insight into the homosexual world. He answered questions openly and honestly, and really changed a lot of minds of people I feel. With more homosexuals like himself coming clean and just letting the world know what is TRUE and what is MYTH really helps grow understanding. I applaud you for your openess with us here at kdice and wish you and your fiance' Greg the best of luck in the future! IIlIIIIIll on Friday August 21, 2009 |
