Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of fun and games
Ive been around k-dice for a long, long time
Stole many a players soul and faith

And I was around when RND and Int
Had their moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Ryan
Cursed assholes accounts and sealed their fate

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around 500 boards
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the PGAs and their Sympothisers
TUS fought along in vain

I rode a K-tank
Held a generals rank
When the Blitzkrieg raged
And the virtual bodies stank

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee
While the Turkish PGA queens
Fought fruitlessly for a week
For the pitful score they raked

I shouted out
"Who killed the this wonderful game?"
When after all
It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of fun and games
And I laid traps for DLK
Who got killed before he reached the next board

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But whats confusing you
Is just the nature of my game

Just as every Mod is a criminal
And all the Pgaers saints
As heads is tails
Just call me DDDY
Cause Im in need of some restraint

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your ass to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, um yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, um baby, get down

Tell me baby, whats my name
Tell me honey, baby guess my name
Tell me baby, whats my name
I tell you one time, we are all to blame