1. Football owns the world (btw: it's called football for a reason; because you play it with a ball, and not with an egg), since every country is interested in the World Cup, while no one outside the US really gives a shit about the Super Bowl/ American Football. (Guess where football was invented)

2. Basically all major inventions came from Europe - you are only good at stealing and copying.

3. We have the best cars on earth (Mercedes, BMW, VW)!
You have GM(bankrupt), Chrysler(brankrupt) and Ford(shitty design all over).

4. All global languages evolved in Europe.

5. Everybody loves the metric system!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Metric_system_adoption_map.svg

...and it was a European country who introduced it. Only a few less developed countries like Liberia and Myanmar have failed to introduce it.

6. I'm pretty sure lers has been to America many times, while Europe has never been contaminated...

7. Question: How would the breasts of American women look

8. You accept greenbacks at your stores, you think a lyra, pound, or peso is gonna fly when you tuck one at the local tittybar?

9. Have you ever heard God Bless America? Well God blessed us, not you

10. BBQ. nuff said