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greekboi wrote
at 7:47 PM, Wednesday April 21, 2010 EDT *A bell go off every time you got a ***** or never shower again? *Kiss a dirty bum every morning right after you brush your teeth or know when you are going to die? *Be invisible or be limitlessly rich? *Fart every time you yawn or yawn every time you try to talk? *Throw up every time you have an orgasm or have your genitals taste and smell like rotten eggs? *Never taste anything again or just taste one thing all day long, forever? *Be a pirate or a dinosaur? *Have to tell all your neighbors you're a sex offender or walk around with a vibrator up your *** for a week (no, you can't turn it off)? *Eat a dead squirrel or a live cow? (both uncooked) *Change your name to Jeffrey Dahmer or Osama Bin Laden? *Have to sit in every chair you see or pee your pants every time someone says your name? *Fall down when ever you blink or have a permanent stubbed toe? *Smell like a poop and know it or not know it? |
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fcuku wrote
at 8:11 PM, Wednesday April 21, 2010 EDT -definitely the boner bell, gotta be clean
-know when you are going to die, i mean i would rather plan my life accordingly than have to kiss ass every damn day -limitlessly rich -fart every time you yawn, yawning when you talk would be annoying, plus i dont yawn that much, but i talk a lot -i mean, throwing up totally ruins the mood, but a little deoderant and lube can fix the smell/taste problem -never taste anything again -it depends on what kind of dinosaur, but probably a pirate still -vibrator up the ass, without a doubt. but if i had to do the first one, i would grow out my mustache before i told everyone. -dead squirrel, eating a live cow would be like a month long ordeal -Dahmer -sitting in the chair, it would be a good workout, but really tiring considering i have to go to university filled with thousands of seats -fall down when i blink, a little public humiliation is a whole lot worse than constant pain -knowledge is power |
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Troy11 wrote
at 11:46 PM, Wednesday April 21, 2010 EDT 1. the bell
2. death 3.rich 4.farting 5.1 taste all day-raspberries probably 6.the flying dino 7.vibrator....ill use the cheap batteries 8. i hope i killed the squirrel, not a car 9. Dahmer 10. chairs 11.stubbed toe... im emo 12. knowing |
