whahahaahaha.

hahahahahahaha

i'm not really gay it's for my modeling career

the part about me being a submissive bottom guy was totally true though

Wow! I thought gays were mythical creatures.

why the fuck were you either:
#1- googling greekboi
#2- surfing realjocks
??
did fiero & zoid's cybering get you all worked up??

and ffs, post NSFW or better yet "CAUTION: DON'T CLICK ON THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE COCK" when there are dick pics on a website.

hah leeeroy.

this reminds me of an inside story in our department. one of my coworkers was hooking up his new computer (phd students get hand-me-down workstations from post docs and professors when the machines get outdated.)

anyways. one day at work he accidentally stumbles upon a folder chock full of gay porn videos. he was like OH SHITTTT. so we checked out the date on them, and theyre a couple years old, when this professor was using that box. and then we were like OH SHITTTT, WE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE ACTED SORTA GAY.

the date they were all downloaded was the day after thanksgiving, i.e. when no one is in the office. this dude has a wife and 2 kids. so awkward to have conversation with him now.

him: "do you know who my favorite actor is?"
me: "ummmm....uhhhh.. gay porn."
him: "what?"
me: "jason bourne, you know, matt damon. ya?"
him: ".... yes, he does have boyish charm, doesnt he."

The nipple ring is extremely gay.

lol monte, that's great.

also, i'm still feeling sick from gb revealing that he actually DID have a nipple ring, until it was ripped out playing football...

also, i'm still really pissed that fiero's speeddate profile is gone... i coulda won this thread for real.

i've spent way too long on alexa and archive.org trying to find a cached version it.