if they like you, they let you know. there's no impressing them. maybe be smart, squint your eyes?

be asian

y=mx+b

Be white and show them your penis worked for me when I had a bad case of the yellow fever. Luckily they have a cure for it now you kids are so lucky.

Oh also most of them have daddy issues fwiw.

nice not only is Sam greatest kdicer ever, but he's also a pick-up artist. sounds like me with a little more experience

the 'be white and show them your penis' works for just about everyone tho

zoid im pretty sure they would laugh at u if u quoted the equation of a line to them... they are born knowing high level calculus.

also, who the fuck cares gurgi? they are asian girls...

if ur really worked up about it ask monte.

i only know how to impress them enough to marry you, not how to impress them to hook up with you (yay bible belt roots).

sam was right, they got a shit-ton of issues with their parents, esp if their parents were born overseas.

and if you mention that you are going to take the MCATs, they will get horny, because they know their parents will approve. (even if youre just looking to hook up, this will work, because they get off on subconsciously pleasing their parents).

eat more rice..........learn how to use chopsticks..........throw a bunch of sake down their throat

pay them