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**Most creative Profile Description Contest**
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trendz wrote
at 8:35 PM, Friday August 7, 2009 EDT
It starts now and ends at the end of the month. Simply 'humorize' and then copy and paste your personal Profile "descriptions" onto this thread. The main element of judging will be humor. Duh. But I will also consider grammar and spelling and how they reflect upon the style of writing.
Come on ladies, start humoring me, the grand champion will be the notorious humor champion of Kdice for the month. This should be fun, lets see some good ones. Here is mine which I personally rated a 9.2/10.0. "I love wolves, large women, and pasta salad. My current occupation is a pet shop cashier. I also enjoy folk music and having friends. My best friend is feiro600 because he is really cute and lets me hide my dice in his fat rolls. I also like him because we live in the same trailer park, and sometimes we play fun games like nintendo and pick-up sticks. My dislikes are running, good looking women, running, people who dislike wolves, and going outside As far as strategy goes, I take this game very seriously. I always truce with overweight women and people with cute avatars. PGAing is so fun because its like cheating but its a secret. In the future I hope to get a KDice medal and make lots of good friends on this website of love." Respectfully Submitted, tUUUUUHrendzzzzzz... |
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MOTHER_OF_SATAN wrote
at 8:49 PM, Friday August 7, 2009 EDT I´M such an attention whore who starts topics like i need attention because my profile needs so much attention. And i want all attention whores to leave me a reply, so i can satisfy my needs..
1. Stop Attention Whoring 2. ROLL DICE INSTEAD |
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integraI wrote
at 11:39 PM, Friday August 7, 2009 EDT wow
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trendz wrote
at 6:59 PM, Saturday August 8, 2009 EDT ^^ Could you possibly try a little harder to be the biggest dumb ass on this site. You're very close.
If you just want to be an idiot and ruin the fun, there is no need to post here. For the others who enjoy humor, ignore the rather strange post above me. |
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XCBatman wrote
at 5:05 AM, Sunday August 9, 2009 EDT lol.
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lesplaydices wrote
at 3:03 PM, Sunday August 9, 2009 EDT i don't even get this
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lesplaydices wrote
at 3:04 PM, Sunday August 9, 2009 EDT is it like mad libs
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XCBatman wrote
at 3:31 PM, Sunday August 9, 2009 EDT Yo Les, have fun!
I love _____(noun), _____(adj) women, and _____ (noun). My current occupation is a _____ (job). I also enjoy ____ (type of music) music and having _____ (number) friends. My ____ (adj) friend is fiero600 because he is really _____ (adj) and lets me hide my dice in his ____ (body part). I also like him because we live in the same ____ (location), and sometimes we play fun games like ____ (game) and _____ (game). My dislikes are _____ (verb), good looking ____ (noun), ____ (verb), people who dislike ____ (animal), and going outside As far as strategy goes, I take this game very ___ (adverb). I always truce with overweight ___ (plural noun) and people with cute ___ (plural noun). ___(activity) is so fun because its like cheating but its a secret. In the future I hope to get a KDice ___ (noun) and make lots of good ____ (plural noun) on this ___ (adj) website of ____(noun). |
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integraI wrote
at 11:38 PM, Monday August 10, 2009 EDT wow x2
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lesplaydices wrote
at 12:14 AM, Tuesday August 11, 2009 EDT dude you can't give people the paragraph ahead of time in madlibs or else they'll try too hard to be funny and make it not fun.
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tillybee wrote
at 11:15 PM, Sunday March 8, 2015 EDT can you
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