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Cal Ripken wrote
at 10:43 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT
Hello KDice,
Kehoe and JP, here, and we're here to solve your problems. It seems that there's been a lot of stress recently in the Kcommunity (kommunity?) and we would like to help...through a weekly advice column in the forum! So here's how it'll work (hopefully): Leave your question in this thread (make an alt if you need it to be anonymous, we're fine with that) and we'll pick a bunch of them to answer shortly thereafter. So, are you having trouble staying on the 2.5k tables? Can't decide what avatar to use? Want to know what you should eat for dinner? Don't know who to vote for? Give us anything, we can handle it. (We already helped Yellowfin and Pat Whalen through their painful divorce) This has the potential to be really awesome because we're both really awesome and all of you out there are really awesome. So let's get started... |
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:52 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT I have this rash........accompanied by an itch............what should I do?
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Kehoe wrote
at 10:53 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT Stop sleeping with stacy. It should clear up in a week or two.
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Thraxle wrote
at 10:56 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT Thanks hoe...........this has been a great help!
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BatmanDan wrote
at 10:58 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT Kehoe slept with my mom and i caught them and have bad dreams now and wet the bed i didnt know what was happening all i cud hear was "bad dog, bad dog" i ran in and there they were....i cant go on im sorry!
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Kehoe wrote
at 10:59 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT And what is your question BMD?
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BatmanDan wrote
at 11:00 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT how camn i rid myself of these painful memories?
by the way i also couldnt help but notice wat a large penis u have for a dog |
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Kehoe wrote
at 11:02 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT I would suggest a PeeWee's Playhouse marathon followed by PeeWee's Big Adventure. For the love of god do not watch Big Top PeeWee or it will never be fixed.
P.S. - that thanks to all the penis enlargement emails i get. |
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BatmanDan wrote
at 11:03 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT thanks i really think this could work!
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kam|k2 wrote
at 11:11 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT im getting harassed by faggy dogs...
what should i do? |
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Cal Ripken wrote
at 11:16 AM, Wednesday July 30, 2008 EDT Sorry to hear that, Kam.
I'd say your best bet is to divert the attention of the faggy dogs onto each other. Set up some sort of rave or foam party...don't forget the E. You can duck out early, and the dogs should entertain themselves for a long while. |
