In the meantime:

Aiden: sorry im in love
shizzzzel: it's ok, i have a pocket pussy
Aiden: i hope you dont actually call your girlfriend that
The Referee: whats a pocket pussy
shizzzzel: naw, i call her my box
Aiden: because im sure i can speak for her that thats no good
Aiden: aww
shizzzzel: hey the referee just google "pocket pussy"
The Referee: ok
The Referee: i have an idea already though
The Referee: idea confirmed
Aiden: my boyfriend showed me this vid of what guys in prison used
The Referee: and?
Aiden: called a fee fee
Aiden: lol
Aiden: love that name
The Referee: they dont drop the soap in the shower no more?
Aiden: lol
shizzzzel: Take a pillow; roll it up like a tube and tie a string around it or even use your belt. Push the warm water balloons into the opening of the pillow tube. Your fleshy warm vagina is almost ready. Take a small plastic kitchen trash can bag. Push it in betwee
Aiden: omg!!!!
shizzzzel: the balloons in the pillow. Put some lubricant of your choice inside the plastic bag that is being tightly squeezed by the balloons.
The Referee: cant you just wank off?
shizzzzel: Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of
shizzzzel: Get your dick ready. Put the pillow on bed. Put your dick inside this plastic vagina. You will feel the warmth, slipperiness and tightness you only dreamed of
ronpaul: except for the real thing of course
The Referee: i believe we are dealing with an expert on portable vaginas here
ronpaul: The real thing is portable too.
The Referee: in a way, yes
ronpaul: And you can lick it. With the portable pillow thing you just get lint in your mouth
shizzzzel: the real thing comes in a convienant travel size
Aiden: btw suckit red
shizzzzel: all you do is pop it in the microwave to heat it up

omg... you idiots..

you stick it in the oven not the microwave

yiss

If they had ovens in prison I'm pretty sure the inmates would have made the entire building into a propane bomb by now. Just my 2c.

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